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I need a pump-up speech, ASAP!!!

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Happy Hour at work tonight. Wasn't planning on going cause I am SICK as HELL.

BUT, just found out my coworker's MAAAAD cute friend is gonna be there - this Italian dish I have been asking my coworker to bring out for a while now.

Problem is, I am beyond sick, so my game already feels waaaay off. Also, I'm having a real bad hair day.

I need some Knute Rockne type shit to get me going.

FUCK!
 
Stop acting like a baby. Fix up your clothes and go to the happy hour and order a brandy.

When start feeling awful again, give her a slight tap on the booty (am I the oly one that likes that?) and your business card and tell her to give you a call.
 
if i were there I'd tranquilize shot your ass, drive you to the bar, sit your ass down next to her, ram a syringe of adrenaline into your heart to wake you up, scream project hollywood into your ear, and take notes.
 
YOU CAN DO IT!

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bran987 said:
if i were there I'd tranquilize shot your ass, drive you to the bar, sit your ass down next to her, ram a syringe of adrenaline into your heart to wake you up, scream project hollywood into your ear, and take notes.
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YES MY NIUGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Stop your whining, sissy boy!!!

Got a headache??? TAKE TYLENOL #3!!!!

Sick to your stomach??? TAKE A BIT OF GRAVOL AND SOME PEPTO!!!

Got a cold??? TAKE AN EPHEDRINE!!!

To be a champion, sometimes you have to play hurt. Now get out there and play the damn game!!!
 
canadianhitman said:
Stop your whining, sissy boy!!!

Got a headache??? TAKE TYLENOL #3!!!!

Sick to your stomach??? TAKE A BIT OF GRAVOL AND SOME PEPTO!!!

Got a cold??? TAKE AN EPHEDRINE!!!

To be a champion, sometimes you have to play hurt. Now get out there and play the damn game!!!
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GOOD FUCKING STUFF
 
'you can't bring me down' - suicidal tendencies

if that doesn't pump u up. maybe some george micheals will.
 
You could always play the poor sick puppy dog act. Maybe the hottie will come back to your place and make you some chicken soup.
 
damn i wish i saw this earlier

let us know how it went rico
 
Killerbee, bro... you just need to think of it like this: You want to bag this broad before she gets aids dont you? If you dont try tonight, she'll probably get seeded by some dego wop with the HIV.
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
Killerbee, bro... you just need to think of it like this: You want to bag this broad before she gets aids dont you? If you dont try tonight, she'll probably get seeded by some dego wop with the HIV.
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WUT DA HELL ARE YOU RATTLIN ABOUT NOW...

YOU FUGGIN HILLBILLY!!!
 
Miss24k said:
Yummy italian food and a cute co-worker's friend you must be sick! :confused:


Suck it up, and get over there. :velvett:
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lol darlin you been dieting too long, by Italian dish he meant the coworker not pasta
 
theoak01 said:
lol darlin you been dieting too long, by Italian dish he meant the coworker not pasta
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:lmao: Oops


I really have been dieting too long, I decided to drink some warm milk in hopes of not being on EF at all hours of the night, and now I feel like I'm going to be sick. Haven't had milk in a year.
 
JACK & COKE and some balls dawg. just go for it.



KillahBee said:
Happy Hour at work tonight. Wasn't planning on going cause I am SICK as HELL.

BUT, just found out my coworker's MAAAAD cute friend is gonna be there - this Italian dish I have been asking my coworker to bring out for a while now.

Problem is, I am beyond sick, so my game already feels waaaay off. Also, I'm having a real bad hair day.

I need some Knute Rockne type shit to get me going.

FUCK!
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Miss24k said:
:lmao: Oops


I really have been dieting too long, I decided to drink some warm milk in hopes of not being on EF at all hours of the night, and now I feel like I'm going to be sick. Haven't had milk in a year.
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thats bad news ,milk makes me sick if I stay away too long,take some tums and goto bed ;)
 
Fuckin A mutha fuckas.

long story short - I fucking went to the bar with a predator's glare and a rapist's wit.

after a bit I see the target. not quite as good as the pic I saw of her, but not bad at all. looks like she would enjoy some heavy hair pulling, decent single grasp choking and perhaps some of the shocker. Definitely a "cum all over me (just not in my hair)!" type of broad.

BUT, her chick friend (my coworker) was being a goddamn 15yo retard about it and motioning me over in a very childish, NOT DL manner. That upset me. I was holding court with a few peeps from work so I decided to stay where I was. I took a BIG gamble and let coworker's friend leave without me talking to her (saw her peeping me out a few times). was probably the wrong move, but I wasn't feelin the environment AND it could pay off if (when) I see her again. she'll want to find out why I wasn't hitting on her.

SO, I spent some time fucking around with some other peeps. Ended up in a darker corner talking to some chick about a girl I was dating a while ago. She asked me how the sex was. OPENING. So, I went into full reference story mode (you know, old sales shit. telling someone - "I can do this for you" is not nearly as effective as telling them "I did this for XXX - your colleague/competitor"). Starting telling her how I this girl I was with never had an orgasm cause she was so insecure about her body and was mentally blocking herself. I told her about how I had a convo with the girl and opened her mind up to it; created a safe, fun, trusting environment for her. Then thenext night she had an orgasm and reacted in a way I have never seen. it was like she jsut caught a glimpse of heaven...anyway - this story won this chick I was talking to like you couldn't believe. all she did was talk about how she didn't think guys understood that and how she wants to marry me, bla bla bla.

so....the night was not a total loss. we'll see if my stupid/ballsy move works out in the end with the other broad.

AND, I spoke to the Charlotte chick on the phone tonight - that accent makes me melt.
 
KillahBee said:
Fuck that shit.

I treat AIDS like a popsicle.

I lick that shit then stick it up my ass.
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You stick popsicles up your ass? You are definitely not invited to my house. Stay outta my freezer.
 
HeatherRae said:
You stick popsicles up your ass? You are definitely not invited to my house. Stay outta my freezer.
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Bitch please. You'll part like the Red Sea when my little Moses commands.
 
stupid coworker bitch cockblocked me when she was ultimately trying to hook me up.

can chicks actually be this ignorant of social dynamics and their surroundings?????
 
KillahBee said:
stupid coworker bitch cockblocked me when she was ultimately trying to hook me up.

can chicks actually be this ignorant of social dynamics and their surroundings?????
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She wasn't truly wanting to hook you up. It's complicated. She was CBing you on purpose, because she was jealous. Trust me. I'm a woman and know these things.
 
HeatherRae said:
She wasn't truly wanting to hook you up. It's complicated. She was CBing you on purpose, because she was jealous. Trust me. I'm a woman and know these things.
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I had considered that (trust me, I'm a perceptive male and women ain't all that hard to figure out...), but either way she gave me the oppty. It was my choice not to take it. It's just not my style - the way she went about things - and not a situation I care to adapt my game to.

It's cool tho, it should all work out in the end.

Are you southern?
 
KillahBee said:
I had considered that (trust me, I'm a perceptive male and women ain't all that hard to figure out...), but either way she gave me the oppty. It was my choice not to take it. It's just not my style - the way she went about things - and not a situation I care to adapt my game to.

It's cool tho, it should all work out in the end.

Are you southern?
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Yeah, raised in Kentucky.
 
KillahBee said:
Do you have an accent?

It's my new fetish tee hee
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Yeah, especially if I start talking fast, am angry, tipsy, or sleepy.
 
KillahBee said:
that's just how I like my women.

let's e-date.
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LOL...I guess if you get me angry, sleepy and tipsy all at the same time, I would sound like Boomhauer on King of the Hill....rofl.
 
KillahBee said:
I have no fucking idea what that means....
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Not a fan of the show, I take it. Well, you will just have to take my word for it that you would laugh if you knew what the hell I was babbling about. ;-)
 
I paid about $6k back in 1994. Yes, I'm happy, I guess. I wish they were softer, and the doctor ruined my nipple sensitivity. I used to be very sensitive. Could come that way. Now, they are almost numb. =-(
 
HeatherRae said:
I paid about $6k back in 1994. Yes, I'm happy, I guess. I wish they were softer, and the doctor ruined my nipple sensitivity. I used to be very sensitive. Could come that way. Now, they are almost numb. =-(
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That's no good. No good at all. Nipples are a very important part of the process that are often denied their due time and attention.
 
KillahBee said:
Golden D - hit me up homey!!!
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you do realise that im sleeping when you write these things, dont you killah :D

anyway women SUCK at setting you up. they sit there doing girltalk with their eyes and watching you talk to the girl. makes you feel like a beetle in a jar. did you try tell your coworker to give you an accomplishment/preselection intro then LEAVE YOU ALONE with the girl? (imo thats the best way to do it. too many cooks, broth, spoil...blabla)
 
nycgirl said:
Stop acting like a baby. Fix up your clothes and go to the happy hour and order a brandy.

When start feeling awful again, give her a slight tap on the booty (am I the oly one that likes that?) and your business card and tell her to give you a call.
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LMAO @ nycgirl trying to get KB punched in the face.

-
 
GoldenDelicious said:
you do realise that im sleeping when you write these things, dont you killah :D

anyway women SUCK at setting you up. they sit there doing girltalk with their eyes and watching you talk to the girl. makes you feel like a beetle in a jar. did you try tell your coworker to give you an accomplishment/preselection intro then LEAVE YOU ALONE with the girl? (imo thats the best way to do it. too many cooks, broth, spoil...blabla)
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I didn't have the chance to get to the coworker before we all go to the bar. I'll have a talk with her today, lol.
 
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