I nearly crapped my pants

[SoreArms]

I had a meeting earlier and in the middle of the meeting I had an over whelming urge to go #2, just out of nowhere. Unfortunately this was a meeting with my department (that I am now in charge of) and my boss, so I couldn't just excuse myself. It got so bad I started sweating, walking about nervously, clenching my butt cheeks, and just tyring to find ways to cut the rest of the meeting short, to no avail. My boss just had tons of thigns to talk about and I could see him looking at me as if wondering "what the hell is wrong with this weirdo?"

As soon as the meeting was over I hurriedly walked to the restroom only to find it was fucking closed because the janitor was in there cleaning!!!!!!! I had to hurry down to the downstairs restroom where I finally found refuge. I nearly let it slip as I scrambled to shut the door and set the ass gasket on the toilet, but fortunately I was able to hold on 'til I sat.

 

[Becoming]

big anal intruder finally wore out your o ring huh?

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[SoKlueles]

well
im glad u made it

 

[needtogetaas]

big anal intruder finally wore out your o ring huh?

haa.haa.in high pich

 

[Evil_Frisky]

well
im glad u made it

.

 

[Becoming]

hamster wants to smoke your dookie.

 

[SoreArms]

hamster wants to smoke your dookie.

I could have used a match in there

 

[bran987]

too much ? or did one of your bitter employees 'employ' the old dumb&dumber turbo lax routine?

 

[SoreArms]

too much ? or did one of your bitter employees 'employ' the old dumb&dumber turbo lax routine?

I'm on day two of no coffee or caffeine

it sucks

 

[Eringobraugh]

That reminds of the days of roadtripping as a kid and drinking a super big gulp too fast with no rest area in sight.