I might be a daddy soon!!!!

[shrimp poboy]

3 handfuls of clomid and quart size nut loads blown unwrapped into my new grl something has gotta be percolatin!!!!!

 

[PhoenixS]

Why would you want to get a woman you barely know pregnant? I will never understand you Shrimp. I don't know if you are serious or not half the time. lol

 

[shrimp poboy]

Im almost 40 i want kids 1/2 asian ones bottom line

 

[binö]

please adopt them out
thanks

 

[mrplunkey]

It will change your life forever.

 

[Smurfy]

please adopt them out
thanks

this.

 

[nefertiti]

few things scare me worse than you being a father.

No offense, shrimp, but you can barely take care of your own shit. Babies are no joke.

 

[puddlemonkey]

please adopt them out
thanks

+1

 

[redshirt27se]

i hope she's already through menopause.

 

[Rachel...lol]

fuck? Shrimp? Seriously?

 

[shrimp poboy]

i hope she's already through menopause.

Shes 26 Doubtful?And 6 more down the vag hatch again last night she wants to get married LOL at that

 

[miplank]

puds pry has a few running around you could adopt

 

[-SD-]

no way this is serial

 

[shrimp poboy]

no way this is serial

Shes laying next to me now aftern getting the stuffin knocked out of that fur covered muffin for a hr sraight gimme a call everyone here has my # i'll let you talk to her.

 

[bran987]

hahahahhahahhaha 1/2 asian ones bottom line

 

[ceo]

hahahahhahahhaha 1/2 asian ones bottom line

I gotta admit 1/2 asian kids are the cutest.

Jealous shrimp?

 

[SouthernLord]

That's one good looking kid ceo. Must get his looks from the momma


Shrimp: Fuck. That. Shit.

 

[nefertiti]

I really hope this is a joke like the big red thing.

 

[PhoenixS]

I gotta admit 1/2 asian kids are the cutest.

Jealous shrimp?

Cute kid!

 

[bran987]

I gotta admit 1/2 asian kids are the cutest.

Jealous shrimp?

you? or the momma? I don't know that I've ever seen a pic of ya!

 

[ceo]

his momma is chinese. I'm a whitey.

 

[chris302001]

i really hope this is a joke like the big red thing.

+1

 

[bigtravis]

Congrats Bro! Wait? I thought Chris had his tubes tide?

 

[chris302001]

Congrats Bro! Wait? I thought Chris had his tubes tide?

 

[bigtravis]

ololololol

 

[shrimp poboy]

My cack has blisters on it right now I havent used a condom for 1o days now i hope that egg dropped in that time frame.

 

[chris302001]

My cack has blisters on it right now I havent used a condom for 1o days now i hope that egg dropped in that time frame.

those r herpetic lesions

 

[Rachel...lol]

My cack has blisters on it right now I havent used a condom for 1o days now i hope that egg dropped in that time frame.

that is just disgusting

 

[PICK3]

My cack has blisters on it right now I havent used a condom for 1o days now i hope that egg dropped in that time frame.

^^^
sig material

 

[ceo]

My cack has blisters on it right now I havent used a condom for 1o days now i hope that egg dropped in that time frame.

So, you really want to be a part time daddy? Cuz you know you won't be staying with this woman, and you know there's no way in hell you'll get full custody. You'll be lucky to get joint custody.

Pretty sure this thread is bullshit, but just in case it isn't I hope you're shooting blanks.