i met the Satanic Goatslayer

[Buddy_Christ]

in a dream last night. it was fuckin weird too.

i met this chick. she was about 5'10", long dark wavy hair, bedroom eyes, sexy voice, decent body. so we're hanging out and she knew i posted here on EF and she had said she did as well. i didn't ask who her name was because, well, i was concentrating too much on trying to get her in bed.

after a while, you couldn't cut the sexual tension with a chainsaw. my dick was as hard as a railroad spike. she says, "i have something to tell you." i'm like, ok, cool. then she asked me to leave the room and i had a feeling that i was gonna come back in and see she had a dick (i still would've hit it though).

why she had me leave the room i dunno. but anyway, i come back in and she says, "you konw how i said i post on EF?" yeah....so? "well, a lot of people on EF are really fooled into thinking the Satanic Goatslayer is a man. I am the Satanic Goatslayer."

At this point I was relieved to find out she didn't have a dick and couldn't care less about who she was on EF, but she insisted on showing me. She hopped on the computer and logged in as the Satanic Goatslayer.

Then we fucked. it was great. she liked some pain with her pleasure too.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

where is the satanic goatslayer anyway? is he a she? wtf?

 

[Rex]

According to CC's "Did You Know Post" he's ejaculating AIDS.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

According to CC's "Did You Know Post" he's ejaculating AIDS.

but according to me, he is really a SHE.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

After I was gelded, man, I don't know what's the deal.

I know I want to copulate, but all I do is cum blood and STD's.

I suppose it's for the best, but that dream you had deserves some serious introspection, my friend.

 

[Rex]

but according to me, he is really a SHE.

And very sexy.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

And very sexy.

'member Fat Frankie??

Yeah, his jammer wasn't caused by smoking.

I punched his heart about five times with a spar glove.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Maybe it was really May1010 and he taped it back for ya.

 

[evansteve]

Hey goatslayer,

I havent seen you around here in awhile. How long has it been? u were from back in the old school elite days

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Hey goatslayer,

I havent seen you around here in awhile. How long has it been? u were from back in the old school elite days

I got arrested for drunk driving, killing some heathen, smoking opium, pimping the woman at the seven-eleven store for money, trying to play myself off as Phil Collins and reuniting Genesis, shoving a needle full of bleach into a fellow vagrant's neck, etc...

The uje.

I'm passing out now.

 

[evansteve]

I got arrested for drunk driving, killing some heathen, smoking opium, pimping the woman at the seven-eleven store for money, trying to play myself off as Phil Collins and reuniting Genesis, shoving a needle full of bleach into a fellow vagrant's neck, etc...

The uje.

I'm passing out now.

holy shit

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[Buddy_Christ]

After I was gelded, man, I don't know what's the deal.

I know I want to copulate, but all I do is cum blood and STD's.

I suppose it's for the best, but that dream you had deserves some serious introspection, my friend.

well, in my dream, you weren't the one doing the ejaculating.