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I came to work today and my tan is gone, my shirt is wrinkled, I took a shower not a bath, I noticed a girl with big tits and looked twice, and walked by a bunch of gay guys who whistled at me and I glared back in disgust. It feels great to be staright and I think I will not shower all weekend and sit home and drink beer and i don't mean light beer.
 
Damn just when I was thinking I was gay. Why are all the good looking guys straight, lol...

Bouncer

(BTW, I AM NOT GAY !!)
 
Congratulations.

Most of us straight guys shower at least once a day, though, but at least you're on the right track! =)

-Warik
 
To be truly straight, other than the having sex with chicks part, you need to: spit huge loogies always going for distance, enjoy low brow humor like fart jokes, and admire all boogers picked out.
 
Actually Johnny it feels and looks more like a fresh shotgun wound, but I LOOOOOOOOOve...

Bouncer


Bouncer
 
WHAT DOES NOT SHOWERING AND HAVING A WRINKLED SHIRT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HETERO??? NOTHING AT ALL. I SHOWER TWICE A DAY.


NOT TRYING TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE FLEX (OR FLAME YOU), BUT YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME GENDER AS YOURSELF. YOU CAN NVR BE STRAIGHT.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE (I AM USING BLOCKS PURPOSELY), TAKING YOUR ARGUMENT DOES THAT MEAN IF I HAD SEX WITH A MAN AFTER 35 YEARS BEING STRAIGHT, I'LL NEVER BE STRAIGHT AGAIN.

BOUNCER
 
WHAT DOES NOT SHOWERING AND HAVING A WRINKLED SHIRT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HETERO??? NOTHING AT ALL. I SHOWER TWICE A DAY.


NOT TRYING TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE FLEX (OR FLAME YOU), BUT YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME GENDER AS YOURSELF. YOU CAN NVR BE STRAIGHT.


I have never had sex with another male. oh ok a few times but I have also had sex with a female okay just once but anyway I say I am not gay anymore. Wait you should see the butt on this guy that just walked by. Dinner will be served and I guess I am gay afterall so disregard the post. The waters where to cold for me.
 
flexed1 said:
I have never had sex with another male. oh ok a few times but I have also had sex with a female okay just once but anyway I say I am not gay anymore. Wait you should see the butt on this guy that just walked by. Dinner will be served and I guess I am gay afterall so disregard the post. The waters where to cold for me.
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Well, no flame here bro, you are what you are. Sounds like your bi or something. You cant suck a cock or have sex with a guy, and then convert or something. There is also the hetro-emotional and homo-emotional factor.

If you could ever have feelings AT ALL for a man, you are gay, plain and simple.

I for one AM NOT gay, I love being straight! My wife will be with a women cause she likes that, HOWEVER, she could NEVER have an emotional realationship with a female. She is hetro-emotional. Make sense.

I really dont know you and have never really read your posts, but thats my 2 cents for what it is worth!
 
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Good. Welcome back to the Fabulous side. You can now sell those NASCAR tickets, Mountain Dew tshirts and InBred Sexual Fantasies magazines on eBay.
 
bouncer said:
KAYNE (I AM USING BLOCKS PURPOSELY), TAKING YOUR ARGUMENT DOES THAT MEAN IF I HAD SEX WITH A MAN AFTER 35 YEARS BEING STRAIGHT, I'LL NEVER BE STRAIGHT AGAIN.

BOUNCER
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BOUNCER (I AM USING BLOCKS PURPOSELY TOO)

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT MEANS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN STRAIGHT.

-WARIK
 
frorider6 said:
To be truly straight, other than the having sex with chicks part, you need to: spit huge loogies always going for distance, enjoy low brow humor like fart jokes, and admire all boogers picked out.
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Gay guys do this.. just not as well.
 
Warik said:


BOUNCER (I AM USING BLOCKS PURPOSELY TOO)

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT MEANS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN STRAIGHT.

-WARIK
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I tend to agree. A straight man does not have sex with another man.
 
bouncer said:
KAYNE (I AM USING BLOCKS PURPOSELY), TAKING YOUR ARGUMENT DOES THAT MEAN IF I HAD SEX WITH A MAN AFTER 35 YEARS BEING STRAIGHT, I'LL NEVER BE STRAIGHT AGAIN.

BOUNCER
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BOUNCER
IN MY MIND, IF YOURE A MAN, AND YOU EVER HAVE OR EVER WILL ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MAN REGARDLESS OF WHEN IT WAS OR WHEN IT WILL BE, YOURE A HOMO!!! 17 YEARS OLD OR 77 YEARS OLD. AND JUST TO CLEAR IT UP, I DONT HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH HOMOSEXUALS. I JUST DONT THINK IT IS THE NORM. WOMEN WERE BORN TO BE WITH MEN, AND MEN WERE BORN TO BE WITH WOMEN. THOUGH I ALSO HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH TWO CHIX AND ME!!! LOL


KAYNE
 
JohnnyO said:
I understand in South America you are only gay if you catch. Pitchers are not gay.
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PITCHERS, CATCHERS, AND EVEN BATBOYS..........IF YOU ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MAN, AND YOURE A MAN, YOURE GAY!!! PERIOD.


KAYNE
 
Great now I am not normal. Straight guys have no problem with lesbian sex just men on men sex. Makes perfect sense to me and truth be known I find lesbian sec with sexy women hot. Guess I am just plain sexual. And for the record Kayne I respect you having no problems with gays as I have no problems with straights other than I think its not normal and cuts down on my canidates when I am single which I am not.:)
 
flexed1 said:
WHAT DOES NOT SHOWERING AND HAVING A WRINKLED SHIRT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HETERO??? NOTHING AT ALL. I SHOWER TWICE A DAY.


NOT TRYING TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE FLEX (OR FLAME YOU), BUT YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME GENDER AS YOURSELF. YOU CAN NVR BE STRAIGHT.


I have never had sex with another male. oh ok a few times but I have also had sex with a female okay just once but anyway I say I am not gay anymore. Wait you should see the butt on this guy that just walked by. Dinner will be served and I guess I am gay afterall so disregard the post. The waters where to cold for me.
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dude you are fucking funny as hell!!!! People actually thought you woke up today and became straight. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA
 
flexed1 said:
And for the record Kayne I respect you having no problems with gays as I have no problems with straights other than I think its not normal and cuts down on my canidates when I am single which I am not.:)
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LMAO!!!

LESBIAN SEX IS ONE THING. SEX WITH TWO FINE CHICKS WHO SCREW GUYS IS ANOTHER!!! I HERE MAY1010 IS AVAILABLE.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:


BOUNCER
IN MY MIND, IF YOURE A MAN, AND YOU EVER HAVE OR EVER WILL ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MAN REGARDLESS OF WHEN IT WAS OR WHEN IT WILL BE, YOURE A HOMO!!! 17 YEARS OLD OR 77 YEARS OLD. AND JUST TO CLEAR IT UP, I DONT HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH HOMOSEXUALS. I JUST DONT THINK IT IS THE NORM. WOMEN WERE BORN TO BE WITH MEN, AND MEN WERE BORN TO BE WITH WOMEN. THOUGH I ALSO HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH TWO CHIX AND ME!!! LOL


KAYNE
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no I think it MEANS YOU'RE BI!!!!!
 
The Nature Boy said:


no I think it MEANS YOU'RE BI!!!!!
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NO SUCH THING AS BI FOR A MAN!!! ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MAN, BEING THAT YOU ARE A MAN, YOU ARE GAY. I DONT CARE HOW MANY WOMEN YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH.



KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



NO SUCH THING AS BI FOR A MAN!!! ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A MAN, BEING THAT YOU ARE A MAN, YOU ARE GAY. I DONT CARE HOW MANY WOMEN YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH.



KAYNE
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is this a fact? how do you know?
 
AND IF SOMEBODIES WIFE SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER WOMEN BECAUSE THAT TURNS YOU ON THAT BY YOUR WORDS MAKES HER A LESBIAN. NOW WE ALL AGREE SO LETS RECAP

MAN ON MAN = GAY
WOMEN ON WOMEN = LESBIAN
MAN ON WOMEN = STRAIGHT
MAN ON TWO WOMEN+ = VERY STRAIGHT
WIFE=HUSBAND=WIFE WANTING ANOTHER MAN AND YOU TOUCH OTHER MAN = GAY

AND I WOULD NOT FUCK MAY WITH ANYBODIES DICK
 
flexed1 said:
AND IF SOMEBODIES WIFE SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER WOMEN BECAUSE THAT TURNS YOU ON THAT BY YOUR WORDS MAKES HER A LESBIAN. NOW WE ALL AGREE SO LETS RECAP

MAN ON MAN = GAY
WOMEN ON WOMEN = LESBIAN
MAN ON WOMEN = STRAIGHT
MAN ON TWO WOMEN+ = VERY STRAIGHT
WIFE=HUSBAND=WIFE WANTING ANOTHER MAN AND YOU TOUCH OTHER MAN = GAY

AND I WOULD NOT FUCK MAY WITH ANYBODIES DICK
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To just repeat what my hubby said...cause i think its the response that makes the most sense here:

Its not if you have ever had any kind of sex with a man that makes you gay at all. There are guys that love women and occassionaly get head or jerk off some guy..who knows...but they can be bi-sexual.

WHAT MAKES YOU GAY (MAN OR WOMAN) IS IF YOU CAN HAVE EMOTIONAL FEELINGS AND FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX - - PERIOD....PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

i personally find other women to be attractive...i love the thought of having sex with women..and will be having some soon with another elite member...BUT I COULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN...no way...thats gross(to me cause i am hetro-emotional)!!

sex is just that - SEX! if guys get all bent out of shape and say you gay if youve been with another man...thats just cause most men are homophobic.....dont fault them for it...its just them.

now if you can gaze into another mans eyes and have passionate feelings etc...you are GAY! Thats that folks!
 
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Kronk: I agree 100%
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well...im just saying it like it is....:D you just need to be comfortable with your own sexuality and understand down deep if you are "hetro-emotional" or not.....if there is such a term......:D
 
I can look a women in the eyes and see the color of her eyes and I can look a man in the eyes and want to jump his bones if he fits my type.
 
Lots of homophobia going on here. What if you have sex with a male donkey? Does that make you gay? What if you love him? Does that make you weird?
 
i maybe straight
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Untill you have a harem of Barn Yard Animals named after female pop stars, such as Brittany and Christina you are nothing! No matter if you are Homosexual or Heterosexual you are a prude in my book! Just wait untill my flock of five sheep come out with their first Album Basync!
 
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Im so cool with being nothing. You so scare me.
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Good! But to be cool make sure you buy Basync's album Dec. 19! Wich will be at a feed store near you!
 
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