i may never shave my balls again!!

[decem]

so.. my pieces and parts were starting to get a tad hairy as i've been so busy as of late that i've not had time to shave..

so anyway.. last night.. i have about an hour to get ready before going to dinner.. and decide that i can't take it any more and i have to shave them. then go on to decide that i'll just do a quick cut and get the majority of it out of the way..

so i'm sitting on the pot with my electric razor.. the kind you use to on your head.. the big one.. as my bathtub drain's been kinda slow recently and i don't want to put a bunch of hair down it.. plus i don't want to take the time to take a disposable razor to them..

so i have the #1 guard on and i'm knocking it off and into the pot.. i'm about done and getting the last little bits on the underside of my unit.. right at the base.. when i turn the electric razor upside down.. so i'm shaving with the top part of it..

well fuck me..

the fucking guard wasn't big enough to stop the top part of the blades from shaving off a 1/2 inch long and 1/4 inch wide piece of skin.. and i'm not talking about a little abrasion here.. i'm talking deep..

i don't queesy (sp.?) about this type of shit.. and indeed i really don't feel pain all that much.. but i tell you what.. i about fucking passed out.. there's a chunk of skin in the razor.. i look down and this is right at the base of my unit.. on the underside of it.. and when i pull it apart to check how deep it was.. it's quite clear that the majority of the skin had been taken off.. actually i was scared that i had cut the fucking tendon (or whatever it is) at first.. but thankfully i didn't...

anyway.. the fucker bled for a while after i took a shower.. but i put a bandaid on it after that and it didn't continue to bleed too awful much...




just thought i'd share.

 

[The Shadow]

Two words:

Mach Three.

 

[WODIN]

I thought you were a big enough asshole without trying to expand the one you were born with.

*Drum Thump*

 

[Longhorn85]

Two words:

Mach Three.

Amen Bro. Let me add to that: Never shave your balls in a hurry. Even though it has become second nature to me, I always try to stop, hold my breath, and realize that I could cut my shit up good if I'm not careful.

 

[doc_pup]

Mach Three=greatest invention since protein powder

The sympathy card to your unit is in the mail

 

[casavant]

I did the exact same thing in the same place, although not to such a serious degree, a couple of years ago. I use a Mach 3 now. It works great.

 

[CrimsonKing]

Decem - You are married now bro! Why bother shaving down there anyomore? I haven't haved mine is 7 years!

 

[decem]

Decem - You are married now bro! Why bother shaving down there anyomore? I haven't haved mine is 7 years!

dude.. fuck that..

i can not have any pubic hair period.. and my leg hair can't be over 1/4 inch...

1. it's too fucking hot
2. it's uncomfortable
3. it's dirty feeling
4. it's itchy


so no.. i don' t care if i'm married.. or alone on a deserted island.. or in antartica (well... maybe in antartica).. but i cannot have hair on my body.. i hate it. .

i do.. i hate hair.

 

[rnch]

so..

i'm about done and getting the last little bits on the underside of my unit.. right at the base..

well fuck me..

the fucking guard wasn't big enough to stop the top part of the blades from shaving off a 1/2 inch long and 1/4 inch wide piece of skin.. and i'm not talking about a little abrasion here.. i'm talking deep..

i don't queesy (sp.?) about this type of shit.. and indeed i really don't feel pain all that much.. but i tell you what.. i about fucking passed out.. there's a chunk of skin in the razor.. i look down and this is right at the base of my unit.

not to worry, i'm sure it's no big thing!!!!!

 

[decem]

i don't know about the weiner (though i've never had complaints.. and actually have had quite a few women say "DAYAM.. you better not hurt me with that thing". even black women said that.. which pretty much puts to rest that rumor about black dudes being hung..

but the cut is fucking deep and scary.. and makes me cringe when i think about it.. i just hope all my pieces and parts work when i'm all healed up..

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: i may never shave my balls again!!

not to worry, i'm sure it's no big thing!!!!!

...just a little prick, I'm sure

 

[rnch]

Re: Re: Re: i may never shave my balls again!!

...just a little prick, I'm sure

corn, don't talk trash about yourself!!!!!






what a shame, the only muscle that we can't pump up with weight lifting!!!




decem: just messing with ya, dude!!

 

[frorider6]

So very glad I don't have hair on my balls.

Maybe I'll hit puberty one day...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I had a similar nut cut encounter, only I didn't have a shaver or razorblades, I was using.....scissors. I was in the tub, and the scissors got too close on a snip, the skin was just hanging there and it was bleeding. To make it worse, after I thought it stopped bleeding, I went to some party and from moving around I felt it was kinda sticky down there, yeah it started to bleed and then clotted and was all sticky. It was shitty. It finally healed the next day. Man, don't shave your nuts with ANYTHING unless you have COMPLETE concentration.

 

[extreme8heart]

try dipping it in a blender, clean shave

suck muh dick

 

[rippedtrojan]

man, you better be careful. you know, you better be careful. i wouldn't go higher than a number 1. a number 2 might take off the whole damn package.

 

[FBI]

mach 3's aren't that great. the other night i was shaving my head in the shower, and all of a sudden it gets real warm and sticky up there, next thing you know blood is gushing down my face and body. that damn razor took off an inch long strip of my head! the funny thing was, i didn't feel a thing, it has never hurt?

 

[Citruscide]

Two words:

Mach Three.

A to the muther fuckin K on that one.

Decem, what are you a fool!? Using a head shaver on your ball-sack? Why not just take a weed-wacker down there, put on a blind-fold and swing it with your left hand??

Hey, don't worry, I'm sure it happens alot... unless you use the Mach 3, then it doesn't happen at all.

Hey Corn, do you think you could push your arm against your body to make your tricep look any bigger???

C

 

[RADAR]

Decem, to be safe i would suggest using some peroxide on that (AHEM!!!) little accident. Better to be safe that sorry!!! RADAR

 

[the People's Champ]

A to the muther fuckin K on that one.

sorry mang. that shit always cracks me up. back to the topic at hand. I was using clippers on myself to clear the forest down below, and on the scrotum shell, I had POKED on of the veins, and blood just starting flowing nonstop. the day after, I think the vein had relieved all the pressure of the red fluid. never again.

 

[lilperronis]

hey bro , if you are not married then make sure who u fuck b/c if she has aids and doesnt tell you then you are fucked

1 night for pussy and you could get 15 years with aids