I`m going out to buy cigarettes.

[bran987]

Bran is closing in on 100... my lead is being threatened.

Tyler Durden : I'll bring us through this. As always. I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

 

[bran987]

Tyler Durden : We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

...AND I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Would you like to seeeee my bunghole?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah...anywho...

 

[bran987]

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

Actually its a pint of your OWN blood... and its true... I've done it.

 

[bran987]

Narrator : It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, "that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled."