I`m going out to buy cigarettes.

[bran987]

[after deliberately crashing the car on the side of the road]
Tyler Durden : Goddamn!
[Histerical laughs]
Tyler Durden : You just had a near-life experience!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Orb... are you trying to make up lost ground and catch me?

 

[bran987]

Narrator : Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I own this thread... I am the clit commander...

No wait...that was Jay...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You are all a bunch of post whores...you know that right?

 

[bran987]

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator : Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden : Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

 

[bran987]

Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bran is closing in on 100... my lead is being threatened.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Back the fuck off orb... this is my race...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

God this sucks... GL bring you worthless ass back so we can stop posting on here...