I love every women on EF and made this special thread just for you ladies.

[dballer]

I just saw homeless dude looking in the window of my truck.. so I went outside and threw half of a burger king whopper on the ground right in front of him and walked back in the office. Just s second ago this guy I work with came over to me and told me the homeless guy asked him if I was on drugs.

 

[TEXgrl]

I just saw homeless dude looking in the window of my truck.. so I went outside and threw half of a burger king whopper on the ground right in front of him and walked back in the office. Just s second ago this guy I work with came over to me and told me the homeless guy asked him if I was on drugs.

 

[dballer]

I love you.. you still laugh with me.

 

[TEXgrl]

I love you.. you still laugh with me.

hell, if you can't laugh, what can you do? i laugh sometimes to keep from crying

 

[dballer]

If I were you I would just look in the mirror and be happy all the time.

 

[HumorMe]

If I were you I would just look in the mirror and be happy all the time.

If I was her I would look in the mirror all day long and play with myself.


Of course I do that now so nothing would change.

 

[TEXgrl]

If I was her I would look in the mirror all day long and play with myself.


Of course I do that now so nothing would change.

LMAO, now playing with myself while looking in the mirror is something i haven't tried, i tend to be a little overly critical of myself, so i think this would present a problem with concentration, ya know? i'd start thinking i needed fresh lipstick, my hair needs brushing, i really should do more cardio, plus theres not enough room in my bathroom to get stretched out and still see the mirror.

 

[HumorMe]

LMAO, now playing with myself while looking in the mirror is something i haven't tried, i tend to be a little overly critical of myself, so i think this would present a problem with concentration, ya know? i'd start thinking i needed fresh lipstick, my hair needs brushing, i really should do more cardio, plus theres not enough room in my bathroom to get stretched out and still see the mirror.

I'll hold the mirror for you.

 

[JohnyJuice]

All this talk of Tex playing with herself has inspired me to go play with myself. I'll be back.

 

[vixenbabe]

I could care less about all the penis pulling and clit rubbing in this thread...BUTTT....I'm pissed as hell that I did not get my e-card sent from HI.