I lost 6 pounds...

[Bikini Mod]

eyeteeth?

Yes... I can't wait for all of our kids to be with us. The Old Grump is an exemplary human being. He ain't perfect. Who is? But God, he is SUCH a good man.

 

[heatherrae]

Oh well, then you are nowhere NEAR the end. *chuckle*

Trust me when I tell you that when you get close to giving birth (and I am not talking actually going into labor) you won't give a fat rat's ass that you just took a nice warm nasty shit in front of God and everybody else. (Just another thing that nobody ever told me about what to expect when you are expecting. I HATE being lied to.)

THE ONLY THOUGHT ON YOUR MIND WILL BE IS:

GET THE BABY OUT OF ME. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO OR WHO IS GOING TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!! JUST GET IT OUT OF ME ALREADY!!!!



And the second you are all cleaned up and sewn up and the baby is handed to you, you will *magically* regain your modesty.

My best friend is a mother of 4, and she told me that when she was having baby number one, she ripped off her hospital gown and flung it on the floor just because it was bugging her...lol.

I don't doubt that my modesty will flee a little. However, I still don't think I want my FATHER in the room looking at my hoo ha. for some reason, he wants to be present. UGH.

 

[heatherrae]

well i found it on my gut but your more than welcome to have it back....

You can keep it. I'm generous. =-)

 

[bigmann245]

I'm still uptight about who will be in the delivery room with me. I've already told everyone that, while I love them, I don't even want them there when all my parts are covered up and I'm just having contractions, etc. I want to feel uninhibited to make noise, make faces, complain, or whatever. I know if people are there, I will feel the need to entertain them, answer their questions, etc.

I am hoping to only have a nurse and a doctor present. Everyone else can wait at home or in the waiting room...lol.

wait, i thought i was going to be there to hold your hand????? did you catch on that i was only gonna be there to see your hooha??? damn i suck at covering things up....lol

 

[heatherrae]

Yours too.

How about me?

 

[puddlemonkey]

How about me?

Pass

 

[Bikini Mod]

My best friend is a mother of 4, and she told me that when she was having baby number one, she ripped off her hospital gown and flung it on the floor just because it was bugging her...lol.

I don't doubt that my modesty will flee a little. However, I still don't think I want my FATHER in the room looking at my hoo ha. for some reason, he wants to be present. UGH.

OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

I am literally busting out laughing over here.... thanks, I needed that.



As for your dad being with you, I know I would feel wierded out too. However, he won't see your hooha as he will most likely be with the end of you where your head is. *chuckle*

Maybe he wasn't present when you were born and perhaps he sees this way as something special now that your mother is no longer with you?

I know he is remarried and I am totally speculating.

Forgive me if I over-step my boundaries... but there is a part of me that can understand why he might want to be there to help you.... You know, no matter how old and grown you are, you will ALWAYS be his baby.

I know you didn't ask my advice and totally ignore me as I am talking about of my ass.... but if as your times draws closer (you will know because your modesty will go right the heck out the window) if your father still wants to be there and it suits you, try to see if you can share that with him.

I was present when my sister delivered her first two and my sister was present (along with my oldest daughter who was only just over 4 at the time) when my youngest was born.

I can't begin to tell you what a life-altering experience it was for me as the one giving birth and also for me as the one sharing the experience.

My sister and I and the children we watched come into the world share an amazing bond because of it.

Thank you for reminding me. I hadn't thought about that for a very long time.

 

[heatherrae]

OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

I am literally busting out laughing over here.... thanks, I needed that.



As for your dad being with you, I know I would feel wierded out too. However, he won't see your hooha as he will most likely be with the end of you where your head is. *chuckle*

Maybe he wasn't present when you were born and perhaps he sees this way as something special now that your mother is no longer with you?

I know he is remarried and I am totally speculating.

Forgive me if I over-step my boundaries... but there is a part of me that can understand why he might want to be there to help you.... You know, no matter how old and grown you are, you will ALWAYS be his baby.

I know you didn't ask my advice and totally ignore me as I am talking about of my ass.... but if as your times draws closer (you will know because your modesty will go right the heck out the window) if your father still wants to be there and it suits you, try to see if you can share that with him.

I was present when my sister delivered her first two and my sister was present (along with my oldest daughter who was only just over 4 at the time) when my youngest was born.

I can't begin to tell you what a life-altering experience it was for me as the one giving birth and also for me as the one sharing the experience.

My sister and I and the children we watched come into the world share an amazing bond because of it.

Thank you for reminding me. I hadn't thought about that for a very long time.

I will consider it. My feelings may change as I get closer to delivery.

I have this wierd thing about extreme privacy/secrecy. I think it is a character flaw. I reveal very little to others about real things, especially to my family members. It used to bug my mom. She called me sneaky...lol.

Plus, my dad has a way of getting on my nerves like no one else...lol. He has no tact. Yesterday, he asked "how much do you weigh now?" I said, "oh, Ive gained a little more than I should." Then, he just kept asking and I kept saying "none of your business." Then, he said, "no really, how much." This went on for 5 minutes. He actually came over and took mail out of my mailbox and read it yesterday.


I remember when my little brother and sister were born, but I was in the waiting room. Soooo cute and special to me to have been there.

 

[gotmilk]

i thought this would be a poop thread

Nope, just a Meconium thread

 

[covergrl80]

I lost weight in the beginning of my pregnancy, but never heard of someone losing weight in towards the end of it all. You better suck up the pain from the bruised ribs c-sections are the worst (not that I had one) my friends have all had them. They were chumps...lol