i loose taco prize

[rsnoble]

mothafuck@@!!!!!!!!!!!!i sorry let you down and eat only19 tacos tonight. what the hell i ate 1 hour before contest and drank more beer anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!learn to shread lettuce fuckhead cook! big fucking chuks slow me down!!!whers salad dressing!

 

[Baoh]

These inebriated posts are pretty fucking funny.

 

[rsnoble]

fuk yu i eat you taco to. and drink you beer. one time i got yelled at in bar for tacking skinny punks bbeer. ha ha i drink in front of hin and give him my glass tell him get me another. anerbrtiatged what? drunk much easier on fingers!

 

[Baoh]

Would you like a burrito? I have many, so I can afford to share.

 

[rsnoble]

god I was fucked up last night. sorry.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Still don't like you but that was funny.

Mad

 

[HANSEL]

What would you have won if you ate the most Tacos?

 

[HANSEL]

Those are the best.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I love eating pink tacos

 

[rsnoble]

There was no prize. You win bag fat stomach. The best eating contest I was ever in was a jalopeno eating contest. I didnt really want to enter as im not real up on that shit but the bartender talked me and my friend into for lack of particiaption. I think there were 6 of us. I ate 4, the winner ate something like 60! Of course he was mexican. The funny part was we were hammered flat via strong margaritas and my friend wanted another pak of smokes. The bartender told him there was a machine across the street. A very busy 4 lane street! Poor Jeff stumbled half way across and fell down, his glasses went flying, and hit the ground pretty hard. He finally gets across street and makes it back, all fucked up looking, fucked up clothes, bent glasses etc. And was going off. He was mad because there was no cigarette machine across the street. We laughed our asses off, he couldnt handle and left. You just had to have been there!