"I like to eyeball"

[stilleto]

i have the tv on for background noise. some craft show.
I happen to look up when the guest was demonstrating how she makes some goofy thing. she says, "I don't measure. I usually eyeball it... it's one of my favorite things to do.*chuckle*"

so i pictured this woman out on a date.

"So what are some of your hobbies?"
"I like to eyeball".

 

[stilleto]

she just said her other favorite thing to do is to draw checkerboards.

this woman is amazing.

 

[AAP]

Well at least she didn't say she liked to sniff feet. I've had that happen.

I like to sniff feet and man smells.



I went to the restroom and never came back.

 

[stilleto]

Well at least she didn't say she liked to sniff feet. I've had that happen.

I like to sniff feet and man smells.



I went to the restroom and never came back.

ewww. i don't like to smell feet. mine don't smell at all. wanna smell them?

 

[OMEGA]

can I be in you head for like a day or two?

it would like a vacation to Disney Land and stuff

 

[stilleto]

can I be in you head for like a day or two?

it would like a vacation to Disney Land and stuff

sassy said that to me once. at least, i think it was sassy.
but sure, come on in.

 

[AAP]

ewww. i don't like to smell feet. mine don't smell at all. wanna smell them?

Wait a minute, that busted up foot doesn't smell? For real? I would have picture it giving off a waft of something like pickles and coffee. I hear you can smell them across the room.

Mine don't smell at all. And they gorgeous. AND... they liked to be rubbed. Especially by strange naked men.... oh shit getting ahead of myself here.

 

[DannoMight]

You can smell mine after a hard days work after I take my boots off.

 

[stilleto]

no really, mine don't smell at all. never have. its impossible to tell if my socks have been worn or not.

 

[Frisky]

no really, mine don't smell at all. never have. its impossible to tell if my socks have been worn or not.

to bad you can't say the same thing about your boxer briefs

 

[digimon7068]

eye like to low-ball

 

[AAP]

to bad you can't say the same thing about your boxer briefs

pickels and coffee?

 

[stilleto]

to bad you can't say the same thing about your boxer briefs

they smell like swiss cheese.

 

[heatherrae]

wow...i bet she is the life of the party.

 

[stilleto]

eye like to low-ball

you just like to ball, admit it.

 

[rnch]

Wait a minute, that busted up foot doesn't smell? For real? I would have picture it giving off a waft of something like pickles and coffee. I hear you can smell them across the room.

Mine don't smell at all. And they gorgeous. AND... they liked to be rubbed. Especially by strange naked men.... oh shit getting ahead of myself here.

every day i learn something new here.....

 

[digimon7068]

you just like to ball, admit it.

guilty as charged. . .went home for "lunch" today. . .son was napping. . .didn't eat. . .well. . .food anyway

 

[stilleto]

guilty as charged. . .went home for "lunch" today. . .son was napping. . .didn't eat. . .well. . .food anyway

yay for you!

 

[digimon7068]

yay for you!

yeah. . .sitting at my desk eating turkey and lettuce on 100% whole wheat. . .friggin dry. . .is a whole lot more satisfying after tearing one off

 

[Frisky]

they smell like swiss cheese.

holes and all... eh

 

[rnch]

guilty as charged. . .went home for "lunch" today. . .son was napping. . .didn't eat. . .well. . .food anyway

sounds more like dessert to me!