i like sticking random things in my kid's..

[dabuffguy]

christmas stockings.


What are you getting your kids/parents/siblings/nephews/nieces/cousins/spouses etc. for Christmas?

Mom - a pair of puma shoes, blanket
Dad- Saw blade, ski pass
Brother - rock climbing equipment, COD B.Ops 2
Nephew 1- nerf gun (almost 5 yrs)
Nephew 2 - football and fruit snacks (3 yrs)
Cousin - Under Armour hoodie, Dark Knight rises bluray, passes to the shooting range, "Lectures on Faith" book.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Best parody thread of all time

 

[kitstreasure]

My kiddos are getting a trip to Atlanta to see the grandparents, and a crap-ton of new books.

 

[nangiggles]

Hubby is getting a bag of dicks
Mom is getting an art set, oil and acrylic painting tubes kit thingy, easel and 5 blank canvas so she can paint the ocean and stuff
Sister is getting a diet fork (buahaha) and a freezable container set for her salad and shit to stay cool while at work without needing a fridge
Brother in law is getting a PS3
Father in law Keurig
Bro/sis in law tablets
Bro is getting a dental camera
Dogs are getting coolaroo beds

 

[training700]

You don't mess around with gifts for everyone

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[Potent]

Fleshlights for everyone. Nice and simple.

 

[C0LUMB0]

nephew 2 is getting a shit deal with them fruit snacks.

 

[zwhit]

they're all getting bags of switches

 

[SpyWizard]

reindeer poop for everyone..

 

[cindylou]

I'll fill Abby's stocking with crayons, coloring books...etc.

She has asked specifically for a fire truck, so I guess I'll get her a firetruck :/

I'll add some stuffed animals and dolls; nothing too crazy.

 

[dabuffguy]

nephew 2 is getting a shit deal with them fruit snacks.

Nah, he's 3. Besides, I just gave him my old drumset last week which is worth like $500. Ya, that 3 yr old can play drums.

 

[dabuffguy]

I'll fill Abby's stocking with crayons, coloring books...etc.

She has asked specifically for a fire truck, so I guess I'll get her a firetruck :/

I'll add some stuffed animals and dolls; nothing too crazy.

It's funny sometimes what kids will ask for.

 

[binö]

Best parody thread of all time

the parody runs deep in this thread

 

[dabuffguy]

the parody runs deep in this thread

Lol

 

[sterolizer]

they're all getting bags of switches

lololololol!!!

 

[homingpigeon]

She has asked specifically for a fire truck, so I guess I'll get her a firetruck :/

My God, what's wrong with this gift? Some of the hottest/coolest chicks I know are fire fighters. Start her early. Can't go wrong teaching your child that no matter the stereotype nothing is unattainable.

 

[miplank]

can i puma?

 

[Aplopez8]

My God, what's wrong with this gift? Some of the hottest/coolest chicks I know are fire fighters. Start her early. Can't go wrong teaching your child that no matter the stereotype nothing is unattainable.

Never met a firefighter that was a dime

 

[dabuffguy]

My God, what's wrong with this gift? Some of the hottest/coolest chicks I know are fire fighters. Start her early. Can't go wrong teaching your child that no matter the stereotype nothing is unattainable.

My mom worked as an EMT and then a fire fighter. Chick firefighters are awesome!

 

[cindylou]

My God, what's wrong with this gift? Some of the hottest/coolest chicks I know are fire fighters. Start her early. Can't go wrong teaching your child that no matter the stereotype nothing is unattainable.

I never said anything was wrong with it, it's just a boring toy to purchase. I never really considered firefighting "unattainable" to be honest, nor do I care if women firefighters are hot/cool or if my daughter is a dime. Lol.

 

[ceo]

liar. you care.

 

[zwhit]

She's mean as hell

 

[pin]

Got my daughter a giganticly huge teddy bear.

 

[cindylou]

She's mean as hell

 

[zwhit]

I see the resemblance

 

[-SD-]

Can I wire hanger?

 

[smurf2]

Got my son iphone 5 and a wireless keyboard for his PS3
Got my daughter a toddler reading chair, books, a doll, and a hat.

 

[miplank]

the daughter got ripped off.

 

[-SD-]

the daughter got ripped off.

hahahahhhahahaaha

can i have a favorite child?

 

[miplank]

lololololo

 

[smurf2]

lol she's a toddler. She's going to get a shit ton of stuff from the rest of the family. Way too much stuff in fact. Teenagers' interests are more expensive lol

 

[miplank]

a cash deposit into her bank account of the difference or you love billy more!

 

[-SD-]

My teenager would get a backgammon board game and be told to deal with that shit

 

[miplank]

olololo