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On your own ass of coarse.
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Thanks for agreeing.
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High quality conversation.
kitstreasure
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Yes, a fucking thread it definitely is...
Fitguy308
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Shut the hell up
kitstreasure
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Fitguy no need to get all upset, just cause your balls are the size of an m&m.
Fitguy308
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Who do you think you are really do you think you're fucking funny? Do you? Well you're not you understand me pencil dick
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Are you and that goat together?
kitstreasure
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Dude, I'm a chick and my dick is STILL bigger than yours so don't go there.
Fitguy308
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Well then so are you hott sweetie
tryin2tone
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Your dick may be bigger, but your grammar skills suck. Its called punctuation; a comma, a period, something.
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mistaballoonhands
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cat fight!
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lololololololololol
kitstreasure
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You're right. I forgot my semicolon. So sue me.
mistaballoonhands
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How many of you guys have truthfully had your entire fist in a chick?
mistaballoonhands
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I occasionally do it at work, but never in teh seckshual way.
fringe benefits lol
mistaballoonhands
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lol its usually cuz if I don't they might bleed to death...
nice life saving life
jnevin
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lol its usually cuz if I don't they might bleed to death...
I do the opposite. My OR is an isolated motel's bath tub, bleach, HCl, and lime.
Fitguy308
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Damn that's hott
youpissmeoff
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No way they are that large
Fitguy308
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That's what test will do to ya
youpissmeoff
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Redsam will be all up in this bitch.
kitstreasure
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I'm still trying to figure out the picture frame thing. Other things, sure, but a picture frame? The sharp edges have GOTTA hurt!
lol
redsamurai
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redsamurai
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Fitguy308
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Hahaha yes
redsamurai
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can't let bitches get away with talkin about sportin huge wood without a "pics or stfu"
bhole mouth or vag what are we talking
the hole i'm working with is rather pourous.
noodles1010
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I love grabbing a bitch and playing ventriloquist.
kitstreasure
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noodles1010
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Here ya go >
What the fuck is that a tree trunk?! psh your shits blown out. I can play ventriloquist with you NO DOUBT!
AND FOR MY LAST ACT KITS WILL MAKE THIS BOWLING BALL DISAPPEAR!
kitstreasure
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No, no, no... That's what I used on the ex-husband during the divorce and am about to use on Fitguy and yunusmile. I think they might enjoy it. *grabs some axel grease*
BTW, Kit is the hubby.... I'm Treasure
noodles1010
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No, no, no... That's what I used on the ex-husband during the divorce and am about to use on Fitguy and yunusmile. I think they might enjoy it. *grabs some axel grease*
BTW, Kit is the hubby.... I'm Treasure
Now we're talkin! Treasure huh... I bet your a regular fuckin jewel
kitstreasure
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Yes, I am a regularly fucking jewel... But actually my name really is Treasure.
redsamurai
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No, no, no... That's what I used on the ex-husband during the divorce
did you at least make it nice for him?
kitstreasure
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Hell fucking no, the bastard is an oil money heir, and an unfaithful, lazy, lying sack of pedophiliac shit.
*you're
Who the fuck would name their kid Treasure? Fuck I'm so mad
youpissmeoff
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A pirate
redsamurai
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lololololol you're so mean
blaques
kitstreasure
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That would be a pretty good trick since I'm redheaded and Irish
RedSamurai: No, no courtesy reach around or lick, just my attorney's bill etc.
And if you're actually interested, my Jewish Aunt named me. I was born with a different name, but she had it changed
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mistaballoonhands
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Wonderful. Another self righteous thundercunt.
kitstreasure
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Actually she was way worse than that, but since she was my guardian... :shrug:
noodles1010
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Lolololol
it is a humorous thread, veiled by seriousness
Can I mindfuck?
True. I keep an open mind.
Shit would be a hotdog in a hallway
Shit would be a hotdog in a hallway
What about a Chinchilla?
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