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I know that every mom thinks her kid is a genius...

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so this is going to make some of you roll your eyes at me, but...

My six month old son is now sitting up and loves to watch full length movies. I can't believe a six month old has the attention span to watch full length movies. part of what freaks me out a little, though, is that he will laugh at the appropriate places like he fully understands what they are talking about.

He also "gets" that I'm taking photos of him now and will show off.

He's so smart!
 
heatherrae said:
so this is going to make some of you roll your eyes at me, but...

My six month old son is now sitting up and loves to watch full length movies. I can't believe a sis month old has the attention span to watch full length movies. part of what freaks me out a little, though, is that he will laugh at the appropriate places like he fully understands what they are talking about.

He also "gets" that I'm taking photos of him now and will show off.

He's so smart!
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thats awesome.... plus hes got the looks too. youve got your hands full in 17 or so years.... my 10 year old son has a girlfriend already. we thought it was just a grade school crush but they give each other presents and he walks her home after school. im just glad my teaching him to respect girls has gotten through.
 
heatherrae said:
so this is going to make some of you roll your eyes at me, but...

My six month old son is now sitting up and loves to watch full length movies. I can't believe a sis month old has the attention span to watch full length movies. part of what freaks me out a little, though, is that he will laugh at the appropriate places like he fully understands what they are talking about.

He also "gets" that I'm taking photos of him now and will show off.

He's so smart!
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He's fucking Doogie Houser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
bigmann245 said:
thats awesome.... plus hes got the looks too. youve got your hands full in 17 or so years.... my 10 year old son has a girlfriend already. we thought it was just a grade school crush but they give each other presents and he walks her home after school. im just glad my teaching him to respect girls has gotten through.
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awww...that is sweet. I think I'll be jealous when he loves another girl besides mommy...lol.
 
bigmann245 said:
thats awesome.... plus hes got the looks too. youve got your hands full in 17 or so years.... my 10 year old son has a girlfriend already. we thought it was just a grade school crush but they give each other presents and he walks her home after school. im just glad my teaching him to respect girls has gotten through.
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She's cheating on him with a guy that doesn't buy her gifts or respect her!
 
all the whey said:
He's fucking Doogie Houser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're just mad cause your momma thought you were a lost cause and wouldn't stay home when you had the sniffles...lol.
 
jestro said:
Good idea, park him in front of a 2 hour movie while you go on a beer run.
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:lmao:

It does give me time to take a shower. I was getting a bit gamey...lol.
 
I guess I had better not home school him. Mommy is getting stupid. She's already fat...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
You're just mad cause your momma thought you were a lost cause and wouldn't stay home when you had the sniffles...lol.
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Didn't miss a day of school until I was in 6th grade when I got chicken pox.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Without a doubt
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Yeah we all have to learn.

Kids got a shot if he can learn this before he gets to JR High.
 
bigmann245 said:
my wife is but she thinks its cute.
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I made a scrap book page of him at valentines day with a little shirt on that said "my heart belongs to mommy." On the scrapbook page I wrote a letter to his future wife. It was cute.
 
heatherrae said:
I made a scrap book page of him at valentines day with a little shirt on that said "my heart belongs to mommy." On the scrapbook page I wrote a letter to his future wife. It was cute.
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youre gonna be a monster-in-law arent you?
 
all the whey said:
She's cheating on him with a guy that doesn't buy her gifts or respect her!
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that would be a bad day for that guy if my son found out. hes only 10 and hes already 5'5" and weights almost 145lbs. he looks so out of place in his grade even though hes never been left back.
 
bigmann245 said:
that would be a bad day for that guy if my son found out. hes only 10 and hes already 5'5" and weights almost 145lbs. he looks so out of place in his grade even though hes never been left back.
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Good for him.

I bet all the girls like him!


I didn't even weigh 145lbs when I graduated.lol
 
heatherrae said:
I made a scrap book page of him at valentines day with a little shirt on that said "my heart belongs to mommy." On the scrapbook page I wrote a letter to his future wife. It was cute.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please stop!!!

Java, get in here!
 
javaguru said:
Devin is going to be the real life 40 year old virgin and still living at home with mommy. :worried:
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Nah, he will be a-okay and make me lots of grandbabies. The women already love him.
 
bigmann245 said:
youre gonna be a monster-in-law arent you?
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No, in the letter I told her to have me lots of grandbabies and to tell Devin to call his mommy. lol.
 
this kid needs to get to work in the ky coal mines
enough slacking and living off his mom!!#@#
 
all the whey said:
Good for him.

I bet all the girls like him!


I didn't even weigh 145lbs when I graduated.lol
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i was scrawny when i was his age. tall but thin. in high school i wrestled 177lbs but was the only wrestler that had the balls to jump up to 215lbs weight class to wrestle. but when i got out of boot camp i was 155lbs. talk about rail thin and malnourished looking. now im 290lbs and going to visit friends i haven't seen in 15 years next weekend. they didnt even recognize me in my myspace pics. its all the girls i hung out with growing up that was always nice too but never got any action. :( look who's laughing now.


sorry heather for hijacking your thread.
 
bigmann245 said:
i was scrawny when i was his age. tall but thin. in high school i wrestled 177lbs but was the only wrestler that had the balls to jump up to 215lbs weight class to wrestle. but when i got out of boot camp i was 155lbs. talk about rail thin and malnourished looking. now im 290lbs and going to visit friends i haven't seen in 15 years next weekend. they didnt even recognize me in my myspace pics. its all the girls i hung out with growing up that was always nice too but never got any action. :( look who's laughing now.


sorry heather for hijacking your thread.
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i wrestled 103 and 112 lol
 
heatherrae said:
You still do and still lose. lol.
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just think, if you add both of my old weight classes together, i could wrestly
you
:licker:
or something like that
 
Bino said:
just think, if you add both of my old weight classes together, i could wrestly
you
:licker:
or something like that
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If you multiply your penis length by two a gal might be able to feel you, too, but I don't see how that is relevant.


:lmao:
 
bw1 said:
I don't even read what you write anymore, I just look at your tits
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So then you won't see that I call you an asshole then....lol.
 
bigmann245 said:
i saw that pic on your myspace... your right he is a very happy baby. we make great kids together...
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hahahaha...i wish you had been the daddy. Then, I would have enjoyed the conception.
 
bw1 said:
I don't even read what you write anymore, I just look at your tits
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think they have flattened out, with young david suckling on them constantly?
flat beaver tails, yesyes
 
Bino said:
think they have flattened out, with young david suckling on them constantly?
flat beaver tails, yesyes
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lol @ beaver tails. What a scary mental image I got with that one.
 
nimbus said:
does child protective services need to know about that ring mark below dontrell's right eye?
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dontrell...lol.

Nah, he did that with his fingernail.
 
nimbus said:
was it kinda gross banging an old dude? like, a little bit?
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um yeah, sort of, especially since he grabbed at my breasts like he was trying to crush oranges and make orange juice. He was a sucky lover.
 
heatherrae said:
um yeah, sort of, especially since he grabbed at my breasts like he was trying to crush oranges and make orange juice. He was a sucky lover.
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or the implants...lol

you gotta be sensual then passionate, but damn thats overboard.
 
javaguru said:
Devin is going to be the real life 40 year old virgin and still living at home with mommy. :worried:
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and sleeping in her bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
heatherrae said:
so this is going to make some of you roll your eyes at me, but...

My six month old son is now sitting up and loves to watch full length movies.

He's so smart!
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Yeah, wow! If he keeps watching movies his whole life, there's no telling what he won't be able to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genius!!!!!!!!!!!@#@
 
bigmann245 said:
or the implants...lol

you gotta be sensual then passionate, but damn thats overboard.
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He really was terrible. There is just no other way to describe it...lol.
 
ceo said:
Yeah, wow! If he keeps watching movies his whole life, there's no telling what he won't be able to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genius!!!!!!!!!!!@#@
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shut up, you, before I have to bean you.
 
bigmann245 said:
thats EF for ya...

just cherish these days because soon he will be 10 when you blink. it goes so fast.
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I know.

I wish I had 10 of them. I really do, but I couldn't afford that...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
He really was terrible. There is just no other way to describe it...lol.
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if he was a better person, would you have just lived out the rest of your life with lame sex?
 
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