Robert Jan
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Ask me a question. Any question.
Now THATS comedy.Robert Jan said:Ask me a question. Any question.
darn we hate to see u goRobert Jan said:Im going to sleep. Ill be back tomorrow and answer your questions.
SublimeZM said:the answer is pie
pinkgonelifting said:mmmmmm, pie.
Seriously, what color underwear am I wearing?
calveless wonder said:what's this benign growth on my forehead?
SublimeZM said:why did that poor lady have to step in the crap i made on her porch![]()
napolean22 said:what is the greatest scientific discovery/invention to this day?
SoreArms said:what is the square root of 2 squared?
UA_Iron said:give a general solution to this system of linear equations:
d^2x/dt^2[x] + 5x -4y = 0
-x + d^2y/dt^2[y] + 2y = 0
vinylgroover said:Why do i like inserting my tongue into a woman's shithole?
No. That's a paradox. It would take logic to prove logic. Can't be done.Ulcasterdropout said:Can the axioms of logic be proven to be consistent?
gonelifting said:mmmmmm, pie.
Seriously, what color underwear am I wearing?
RADAR said:How can you tell if a circuit is forward Bias or Reverse Bias?
RADAR
perkele said:Why do I like strawberries?
Pamela said:Why are we all here?
RADAR said:To drool over the EF ladies!
RADAR
Robert Jan said:I'm not acquinted with these notations, but I think I know what you mean.
I don't know the general solutions right now. I know how to find a variable when two functions add up to zero but what is d/dt? I know dx/dy is the tangent...
becoming's avatar said:Why do i ALWAYS have to put a U after Q? If there is no exception to the rule, can't we all just qit it?
Robert Jan said:It is because it so happens that no common english word exists where another letter than U follows a Q.
We could change it, but it would be hard to motivate people a masse to do so
Y_Lifter said:Are you the Anti Christ ?
UA_Iron said:d^2x/dt^2[x] + 5x -4y = 0
-x + d^2y/dt^2[y] + 2y = 0
here's easier notation:
x'' + 5x - 4y = 0
-x + y'' + 2y = 0
d^2 = d squared, second derivative
[a] = brackets indicate the variable that the derivative is being operated on
x,y = dependent variables
t = independent variable
maybe I'll solve it later if I get the chance, haha
trueDial_tone said:Duran Duran is neither Duran nor Duran....true or false?
Country boy's name is Billy-Joe-Bob Henderson and city boys name is Nick Johnson.plowboy said:what the difference between a country boy and a city boy?
Dougly said:When will the chip on your shoulder fall off?
hanselthecaretaker said:What is the man in your avatar thinking about?
Y_Lifter said:... Why is this guy getting all the hootchie ?
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perkele said:When will you change your geigh thinker avatar?
Robert Jan said:Never.
Pamela said:How can one so young, be so wise?
thats a trick question, we all know you go commandogonelifting said:mmmmmm, pie.
Seriously, what color underwear am I wearing?
Robert Jan said:That depends on whether you mean what is the most advanced, or what created the greatest forward leap at the time.
Galileo's discovery of practically the scientific method itself was of course enormous, some non Western culture may have already had it.
Newtons general laws of mechanics were huge. Nobody ever suddenly understood so much, from so little.
Testosterone boy said:Give an anthropologically logical reason as to why evolution created the feamle species to be the way that the female species is.
Explain gayness in terms of evolution.
Why does the American culture breed so many people with absolutely no ability to think for themselves?
SoreArms said:do you know chata?
cant you jsut pretend for the sake of commedy?Robert Jan said:No. but I already know this joke
Robert Jan said:RHCP and Tool
From Zero said:No.
Porcupine Tree - In Absentia
Opeth - Blackwater Park
chata fuck up!Robert Jan said:What's chata?
SoreArms said:chata fuck up!
HAHAHHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL!
thanks
perkele said:Why is your English better than mine considering the fact that I studied English in school before you were even born?![]()
Robert Jan said:Because I know everything, which of course includes English grammar and spelling, as well as because you spent so much time listening to lisping trannies from Barcelona and Brazil that it damaged your English.
Robert Jan said:HIV came from chimps in Africa when somebody attempted xenotransplantation
Omniscient?Robert Jan said:I am bored and omniscient. the solution is obvious. We need more questions
Testosterone boy said:Omniscient?
Why does Test Boy believe that the feds watch him very closely? So closely that he may tire of it and leave everything behind and sneak out of the country and live the rest of his days as an unofficial person in some obscure country.
Actually my belief stems from the fact that I have been informed of the surveillance and given indisputable facts and documentation to back them up.Robert Jan said:I will assume that you rationally have reason to believe your distrust is unfounded. It's also very self-important.
This means your experience is a form of paranoia. Paranoia can have biological causes, as well as psychological causes. You'd first have to eliminate the biological causes which can be f.i.
Vitamin B deficit
lack of sleep
stress
Most likely, the cause is mental.
I would need more information, but since is my omniscient thread I will simply give my best guess with what I'm given. I think your paranoia is caused by your strong hiërarchical way of thinking, and a strong grudge/inner conflict you hold from the past that is not directly trust-related.
BodyByFinaplix said:Why do they call a quarterpounder with cheese at McDonalds in France, Le Royal with cheese?
BodyByFinaplix said:Can you explain relativity in layman's terms in a way that the average person can understand, in a real-world scenario?
BodyByFinaplix said:We know that only 2% of the world's population has an IQ in the 130+ range on a Stanford-Binet test. What would happen to society as a whole if a much higher percentage of the population, say 15-20% of us possessed this same capacity to process information, and why would it be detrimental to modern civization as we currently know it?
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