They were all high up, so I stood up and went to push them down, and I tore them at the corner of my back left pocket. Now people can see my unmentionables if I am not careful.
Don't worry From Zero. I did the same thing Sunday when I was climbing Enchanted Rock all except mine ripped right in the ball area. It really aint' so bad it kinda lets you have that airy feeling and your wife won't complain that your balls smell like sweat.