I just got Jury Duty, How do I get out of it?

[Tha One CrumCake]

I have school and shit, I can't be a damn Juror.

If I walk in with my I love Mike Tyson T-shirt, do you think I'll get off?

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

walk with a swagger into the courthouse

 

[PinK233]

say U KNOW SPEAK NO A ENGLISHA

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Fasten sides of pork to your jacket, then when you enter the courthouse, proclaim "Allah hath forsaken you all!" and start breakdancing.

If that fails, give one of the female jurors an involuntary hysterectomy.

 

[KAYNE]

TELL THEM YOU ARE BIASED TOWARDS THE PLAINTIFF. IE...IF HE OR SHE IS BLACK, TELL THEM YOU ARE A RACIST. SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN YOU FILL OUT YOUR QUESTIONAIRE OR WHEN THEY QUESTION YOU.


KAYNE

 

[VicTusDeuS]

yeah before they even bring out the defendant or announce the case stand up and say he's guilty!

 

[Frackal]

Masturbate in your hand and fling it on the judge

 

[Bigsatan13]

First, understand that the trial by jury is a constitutional right to every american citizen. If every intelligent person was to try and get out of it the system would be left with a pool of ignorant people. Ask yourself this question. If you were on trial for something you did not do, the victim of over zealous prosecutors or for a mistake that you made, wouldn't you want the people seated on your jury to be the most intelligent people they could get? I was tried and aquitted on false trumped up charges and was fortunate to have people seated on my jury that were able to see through the bullshit and weigh out the evidence and find me not guilty. They sat through six weeks of arguements and allowed me to keep my freedom. I thanked each and every one of them for their service. Just another way of looking at it.

 

[The Terminator]

Just check the appropriate box and write them a letter explaining that your employer will not pay you for your time there. This is how I have gotten out, twice.

 

[Ingram]

This happened to my old roommate in university. He got a jury letter but couldn’t do it because of school and shit. He went to the Dean of his faulty and had him write a letter saying my roommate couldn’t do it due to a prior commitment with school. I think this is commonplace for students trying to get out of jury duty.