I just burnt my hand

[Balls of Steel]

I got a steam burn, i was lifting the cover off my brown rice that was in the microwave, and burnt my hand. It is blistering up and shit. FUck taht mother fucker, im tough as nails though, so I will be fine. I really do have balls of steel.

 

[Anabolic Booster]

Who is that dude in your avatar... It looks like Jose "Can you see" Canseco but I dont think he ever played for the White Sox... Fuck, maybe he did. He's played for just about every team in the league.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Nigga Please...

 

[Balls of Steel]

Yeah, that is jose, he is the man.

 

[oompha-loompha]

Canseco is currently playing for the white sox

 

[smallmovesal]

aloe vera

 

[the People's Champ]

that is not jose... that is mark mcguire!

 

[Roadblock]

Put it in cold water and fast. Hope you´ll be ok