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I just accidently came in my mouth twice.

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Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.
 
mobro said:
but what made you feel the need to tell us about it?
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This is BTS bro. It's for sex stories and events.
 
biteme said:
This is BTS bro. It's for sex stories and events.
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it was a joke man. your story was funny, guess mine wasn't. i couldn't have brought myself to tell that even if it happened. but since you did, does it really taste salty like the girls say?
 
biteme said:
Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.
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I did that once and lost a tooth, almost took out an eye too.

You have to be careful bro!
 
biteme said:
Me and my woman were getting wild and she was jerking me off and the first spurt went over my left shoulder, but the next two went right in my own mouth. That's the first time that's ever happened. We were both laughing hard.
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LOL, that's classic, good one bro. It's always funniest if you can laugh at yourself.
Am I the only one who gets down there and laps the kitty after nutting a couple of times? I never think about it, just like the results it gets. One may say the "out come"... LMAO!!!
 
txbondsman said:
LOL, that's classic, good one bro. It's always funniest if you can laugh at yourself.
Am I the only one who gets down there and laps the kitty after nutting a couple of times? I never think about it, just like the results it gets. One may say the "out come"... LMAO!!!
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Oh yeah. I kiss her after she sucks me and I go down on her after I've penetrated. No big deal.
 
I squirted in my wife's eye the other night. Ruined her damn contact too, had to buy her some new ones. It like ate through that shit.
 
mobro said:
it was a joke man. your story was funny, guess mine wasn't. i couldn't have brought myself to tell that even if it happened. but since you did, does it really taste salty like the girls say?
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It didn't even have a taste. Guess I have bland cum.
 
rnch said:
chicken.
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think N2 has a recipe? yall are some demented sumbitches.... LOL
 
Stryker1992 said:
I needed a good laugh!

nice tits tx!
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She has a pair doesn't she.... who ever said "more than a mouthful's a waste, doesn't know how to work a pair of D's the right way!".... I got my mouth, hands and dick all up on them thangs......
 
txbondsman said:
She has a pair doesn't she.... who ever said "more than a mouthful's a waste, doesn't know how to work a pair of D's the right way!".... I got my mouth, hands and dick all up on them thangs......
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The faggot French, I believe. But, for me, I certainely would be with you and find something to do with those things every day, Most natural and effective aphrodisiac bar none. Hot chick with big tits. PPl don't have problems getting it up as much as they lose interest in their partner. If she's real, have her drop me a line when you are done with her.
 
Gymgurl said:
My god it is just your own bodily fluid....you guys act like it tastes bad or something
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this is going in my sig...lol
 
lol funny story, but nothing on the guy who had to take it in the butt for letting his wife get a boob job!!!
 
dbell51 said:
why didnt u blow ur load on her or in her mouth
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Snowballing on the horizon? anyways... if its your own where is the harm? as long as you dont get a taste for it I figure. nothing like testing your ability to problem solve angles of trajectory to support cognitive development.
 
A lot of close calls but never in my mouth. Over the shoulder and on my chest but never in my mouth.

If you hold the base of your cock and squeeze right before you cum, it builds up and you can fire HUGE LOADS!!! They go the distance too. Always do it when I jerk off.
 
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