I Honestly Try....

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Farts are the funniest ... But it drives my girl crazy.. But pulling her head under the covers , NO CAN DO.. She would cut my ass off, she would cut me from end to end. Crazy bitch can't help lovennn her.

 

[asafiddle]

She probably hates when you do things like that but feels bad telling you to stop so she lets you do it...

 

[vixensghost]

Hehehehehee

For me walking farts = public disaster waiting to happen.

When I get little toots, 9 out of 10 times there had better be a facility REAL closeby. It's not pretty. I get pale, break out in a sweat (you know where you get the beads of perspiration about your upper lip), and if I don't go like NOW.... goodness knows what comes next. Actually I do know and it ain't fun or pretty.

Not good.

 

[H_T_]

She probably hates when you do things like that but feels bad telling you to stop so she lets you do it...

she lol's big time when my rottie busts a creeping death on everyone.....

 

[blueta2]

You must be a joy to live with.


I have yet to meet a man who does not giggle like a lil school girl when it comes to the subject of farting. It must tickle you men, cuz you'd think it was the funniest thing going on when it happens to you.

My husband thinks it funny to fart then throw the covers over my head. You'd think he'd get the idea I do not find any humor in that lil stunt. Nope, he'll do it everytime!

And they say we are difficult to live with...

My Dad is 75 and turns blue with laughter when he farts. And do you notice, the smellier the fart, the louder the laughter
God created farts to amuse men

 

[H_T_]

fart = vibration of your O-ring. i just wanted this thread to be included when someone searches the fabled O-ring threads....

 

[MichaelScott]

lol @ fake humping

 

[H_T_]

lol @ fake humping

oh yeah. if someone asks for a drink, like a bottle of water, that water bottle immediately becomes an extension of my own penis and i wield it like a light saber....

 

[redsamurai]

dutch oven=real emotional love

oh it's true, it's damn true!! enjoy it woman!!

You must be a joy to live with.


I have yet to meet a man who does not giggle like a lil school girl when it comes to the subject of farting. It must tickle you men, cuz you'd think it was the funniest thing going on when it happens to you.

My husband thinks it funny to fart then throw the covers over my head. You'd think he'd get the idea I do not find any humor in that lil stunt. Nope, he'll do it everytime!

And they say we are difficult to live with...

 

[the_clockwork]

wait... women don't find these things funny?

I do the doggystyle thing to everything that bends over