I Honestly Try....

[Bikini Mod]

idk. she won't. she thinks it's as funny as i do....

Then you two are a match made in heaven.

As you were.

 

[vixensghost]

You must be a joy to live with.


I have yet to meet a man who does not giggle like a lil school girl when it comes to the subject of farting. It must tickle you men, cuz you'd think it was the funniest thing going on when it happens to you.

My husband thinks it funny to fart then throw the covers over my head. You'd think he'd get the idea I do not find any humor in that lil stunt. Nope, he'll do it everytime!

And they say we are difficult to live with...

 

[H_T_]

She secretly hates it....That`s proly why you do it huh?

she's kind of a prissy girly girl. never swears or spits. gets mad when i ask her to give me a blowjob.....wtf?

 

[Bikini Mod]

You must be a joy to live with.


I have yet to meet a man who does not giggle like a lil school girl when it comes to the subject of farting. It must tickle you men, cuz you'd think it was the funniest thing going on when it happens to you.

My husband thinks it funny to fart then throw the covers over my head. You'd think he'd get the idea I do not find any humor in that lil stunt. Nope, he'll do it everytime!

And they say we are difficult to live with...

My husband wouldn't even poop when he thought I was near the door. LOL We will be married one year soon and he just got comfortable enough to fart in front of me. Me?.... I been breaking wind from the word GO...

'Course, I don't EVER ask anyone to "pull my finger".

 

[H_T_]

i love to play "What's That Smell?"

 

[vixensghost]

lol@ Kini.

I'd give a lot if the "good ole" days of first dating were here again. My hubby would turn red if he slipped a burp out in front of me. Now, he burps and blows the burp my way so I can smell it. Where did my man with manners go?

 

[musclemom]

My husband wouldn't even poop when he thought I was near the door. LOL We will be married one year soon and he just got comfortable enough to fart in front of me. Me?.... I been breaking wind from the word GO...

'Course, I don't EVER ask anyone to "pull my finger".

In my house it's the other way around, I'm the one who locks up and my husband has used farts to punctuate conversation (and always has)

And that's after 13+ years together. The man has actually bribed me to fart noisily and I just can't bring myself to do it (course I'm 42 and blush at the drop of a hat too, so ...)

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL

Sorry, but unlike guys who think that it's funny to force farts, etc I can't help it. My GI tract is fugged up, so it's a very UNsexy problem. I honestly feel sorry for my husband sometimes... But then I think to myself, "Hey, he is a guy so this must be somewhat pleasurable."

 

[vixensghost]

LOL

Sorry, but unlike guys who think that it's funny to force farts, etc I can't help it. My GI tract is fugged up, so it's a very UNsexy problem. I honestly feel sorry for my husband sometimes... But then I think to myself, "Hey, he is a guy so this must be somewhat pleasurable."

Dear God, are you one of those people who get the walking farts in a grocery store? lol

There was an old man in line ahead of me in the grocery store a few weeks back. Poor old guy was walking and tooting up a storm. It became so funny I could NOT contain my laughing. I was getting dirty looks from the old fart. God, I hate those uncontollable laughs, no matter how hard you try and stop, it gets worse, I had tears from laughing so hard.His dirty looks were making me laugh so damn hard.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dear God, are you one of those people who get the walking farts in a grocery store? lol

There was an old man in line ahead of me in the grocery store a few weeks back. Poor old guy was walking and tooting up a storm. It became so funny I could NOT contain my laughing. I was getting dirty looks from the old fart. God, I hate those uncontollable laughs, no matter how hard you try and stop, it gets worse, I had tears from laughing so hard.His dirty looks were making me laugh so damn hard.

Hehehehehee

For me walking farts = public disaster waiting to happen.

When I get little toots, 9 out of 10 times there had better be a facility REAL closeby. It's not pretty. I get pale, break out in a sweat (you know where you get the beads of perspiration about your upper lip), and if I don't go like NOW.... goodness knows what comes next. Actually I do know and it ain't fun or pretty.