I have no STDS!!!!

[Judo Tom]

I had to get tested because i was exposed to a strangers blood. I didnt have any open cuts or anything so i wasnt too nervous but you can never be too sure so i went and got tested and i came back clean as a whistle.

what sux is they said i should come back in 6 months to get rechecked just to make sure..

so now i feel like going out sharing needles.. getting prostitutes and having unprotected sex!!! j/k im clean and plan on staying that way for LIFE!

 

[Priests_Of _Hiroshima]

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[bran987]

well that's good news

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah id celebrate by getting a hooker for sure

 

[fireflyer]

Thank god - I was really worried when the condom broke!

 

[Judo Tom]

im thinking about picking up the one near the bus stop.. you know the one with the limp and the braces.. she HAS to be clean..

 

[jestros]

Did they give you the Qtip test? Thats the fun one.

 

[Badbart]

Too bad those test aren't worth shit when it comes to detecting warts and herpes, the two most common STDs.

 

[Judo Tom]

ouch.. i have had the qtip test.. talk about FUN!!!!! that test changed my life.. after that i never ever had unprotected sex again!!!

I didnt get this test because of a sexual encounter...

i saw a bad accident on the side of the road and helped some guy out who was bleeding like crazy and in the process got myself covered in blood.. kinda gross but didnt think about it at the time.. when the ambulance showed up i got a lil speech about getting tested and that you never know what people do in there spare time and that i should get tested just to be safe so i went ahead for the peace of mind..

btw this accident was pretty big and nasty and shut down a 4 lane highway.. there were at least 30 cars that saw what happened and had to stop.. and only 1 other car got out to help people... luckily there were 2 guys in that car.. it was a 2 car and 1 tractor trailor acccident and people just sat there..

not only that but only 1 other person called 911 while all this was happening..

never count or rely on the public to help you out...

 

[Lestat]

good job man, way to be clean