I have no STDS!!!!

[Judo Tom]

I had to get tested because i was exposed to a strangers blood. I didnt have any open cuts or anything so i wasnt too nervous but you can never be too sure so i went and got tested and i came back clean as a whistle.

what sux is they said i should come back in 6 months to get rechecked just to make sure..

so now i feel like going out sharing needles.. getting prostitutes and having unprotected sex!!! j/k im clean and plan on staying that way for LIFE!

 

[Priests_Of _Hiroshima]

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[bran987]

well that's good news

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah id celebrate by getting a hooker for sure

 

[fireflyer]

Thank god - I was really worried when the condom broke!

 

[Judo Tom]

im thinking about picking up the one near the bus stop.. you know the one with the limp and the braces.. she HAS to be clean..

 

[jestros]

Did they give you the Qtip test? Thats the fun one.

 

[Badbart]

Too bad those test aren't worth shit when it comes to detecting warts and herpes, the two most common STDs.

 

[Judo Tom]

ouch.. i have had the qtip test.. talk about FUN!!!!! that test changed my life.. after that i never ever had unprotected sex again!!!

I didnt get this test because of a sexual encounter...

i saw a bad accident on the side of the road and helped some guy out who was bleeding like crazy and in the process got myself covered in blood.. kinda gross but didnt think about it at the time.. when the ambulance showed up i got a lil speech about getting tested and that you never know what people do in there spare time and that i should get tested just to be safe so i went ahead for the peace of mind..

btw this accident was pretty big and nasty and shut down a 4 lane highway.. there were at least 30 cars that saw what happened and had to stop.. and only 1 other car got out to help people... luckily there were 2 guys in that car.. it was a 2 car and 1 tractor trailor acccident and people just sat there..

not only that but only 1 other person called 911 while all this was happening..

never count or rely on the public to help you out...

 

[Lestat]

good job man, way to be clean

 

[casualbb]

not only that but only 1 other person called 911 while all this was happening..

never count or rely on the public to help you out...

that's so scary but so true

I watched from a hotel window as some guy on one of those little motor scooters hit a bump and wiped out pretty hardcore onto the pavement. A bunch of people got out of their cars and stood around the guy, but after 5 minutes of standing around there literally was not a cellphone out. Meanwhile the guy is lying there barely moving on the ground.

I finally yelled out the window "CALL THE AMBULANCE" and 3 cellphones came out... figures

You did the right thing, man. Somebody's gotta take responsibility for helping

 

[Judo Tom]

see i think i was lucky.. i was actually on the cell when i saw the accident and then realized it was real bad and i just hung up on my friend and called 911.. i just said where the accident was and that it involved 3 vehicles 2 cars and 1 tractor trailor.. i said that 2 cars collided in front of each other and then one got run over by the truck and then the truck flipped.. they asked me how the people were and i said i was gonna go find out.. and to just send some ambulances to the scene and jumped out of my truck.. i had no idea what i was gonna get into but im really glad i did..

it was a milk truck .. milk was everywhere.. like at times up to my knees.. it was gross

 

[gab9681]

see i think i was lucky.. i was actually on the cell when i saw the accident and then realized it was real bad and i just hung up on my friend and called 911.. i just said where the accident was and that it involved 3 vehicles 2 cars and 1 tractor trailor.. i said that 2 cars collided in front of each other and then one got run over by the truck and then the truck flipped.. they asked me how the people were and i said i was gonna go find out.. and to just send some ambulances to the scene and jumped out of my truck.. i had no idea what i was gonna get into but im really glad i did..

it was a milk truck .. milk was everywhere.. like at times up to my knees.. it was gross

This didn't just happen in IL did it? If so, the driver of the milk truck died. He was my bass player's dad and I just went to his wake on Friday night.

 

[jaded]

Good for you.

 

[Judo Tom]

I am really sorry to hear about that..

this happened in PA not IL and I am about 90% sure the guy survived.. but unfortunately he will have some serious problems after this accident and will require lots of cosmetic surgery to get back to normal but hopefully he will make a 100% recovery.


I also in no way feel i saved his life.. just helped him out during a time of need

his worst injury was actually to his hand.. or what used to be his hand.. his trailor slid down the highway on the drivers side.. the window got smashed out and his hand was dragged or trapped under his trailor for a bit.. his head also slid along the pavement for a bit too which wasnt so pretty either..

and i guess its just the way life is the idiot who caused teh accident was 100% fine, no injuries whatsoever and was bitching the whole time trying to put blame on 1 of the other parties invovled..

 

[Forge]

this happened in PA not IL and I am about 90% sure the guy survived.. but unfortunately he will have some serious problems after this accident and will require lots of cosmetic surgery to get back to normal but hopefully he will make a 100% recovery.
.

Yeah, my ex-wife knows the driver, the truck had picked up milk from her farm earlier that day. It really upset her, though I think she was more upset about all of that wasted work due to the lost milk.