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I have Insomnia....

javaguru

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I played Medieval Total War for a couple hours and put Kingdom of Heaven in the dvd player. Maybe I'll fall asleep by 4:00 AM.... :worried:
 
I've been sleeping the most part of the last 24 hours due to flu symptoms. Still not gone. So, I'll be taking some more knockoff Nyquil and it's back to never never land for me. I'm having some weird dreams.
 
avidinternet said:
It's Queen, not princess (sorry to dispute your title Pick3 :rainbow: )
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I'm still in possession of my balls, unlike your husband, so I can call you what I please...free will and all.... :)
 
javaguru said:
I'm still in possession of my balls, unlike your husband, so I can call you what I please...free will and all.... :)
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His are in his hand as we speak...likes to sleep with them as a hand rest.

He is of course the King, so no problems here with me as Queen... :qt:
 
I'm so glad I can sleep in tomorrow.
 
avidinternet said:
His are in his hand as we speak...likes to sleep with them as a hand rest.

He is of course the King, so no problems here with me as Queen... :qt:
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Of course he holds them when he's at home because he knows they must be surrendered when he leaves the house.... :worried:
 
javaguru said:
Of course he holds them when he's at home because he knows they must be surrendered when he leaves the house.... :worried:
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Couldn't be more wrong dude...sorry, it's not like that for everyone... just cause yours worked like that doesn't mean everyone else's does...
 
avidinternet said:
Couldn't be more wrong dude...sorry, it's not like that for everyone... just cause yours worked like that doesn't mean everyone else's does...
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He's holding his balls tightly while he can for a reason.... :)

When I was married, I was like a titan of old...I roamed the world and imposed my will as I pleased. :evil: My number one female friend's nickname for me is, "The Untamed One." :)
 
javaguru said:
He's holding his balls tightly while he can for a reason.... :)

When I was married, I was like a titan of old...I roamed the world and imposed my will as I pleased. :evil: My number one female friend's nickname for me is, "The Untamed One." :)
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That is pretty much the description of my husband as well, except he is the 6'6" version :)
 
avidinternet said:
No, now I'm in the mood for taco bell...I'll have to find a substitute!

Java go get us a #3.... my emasculated husband would but he is asleep...
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Ummm...revoke his balls fondling rights on threat of no sex and make him do it...... The best I'll give you is a fart in your general direction...
 
javaguru said:
good to hear....
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Man I feel sorry for your ex wife, you're one cynical, jaded, on guard dude...you must have been trampled on pretty bad.

But we are all good here seriously, no kids (BIG PLUS), no fights, best friends, we get along great and everything between us is about a smooth as anyone married or not married for that matter, could ever hope for.

We are very lucky I realize that, but no kidding man don't let one bad marriage screw up your perspective on marriage again forever...

There are still cool chicks out there that will live up to your standards and expectations without dragging you down, nagging your ears off, fighting with you and causing you grief and trying to ruin your independent nature...you just have to be open and find them...

Good luck to you, cause you seem like a nice guy. Just ease the wall down a bit and you might be surprised at what you may find. BTW look for someone that is secure as shit with herself, independent , self sufficient and does not define herself through you and you will have a winner :)
 
Phaded said:
going to church at 10 30 eastern can't wait.. ill pray for you java
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hopefully not dressed as u r in ur avi....then again, the priest would prolly put u in the front row....:FRlol: :evil: :artist:
 
Phaded said:
going to church at 10 30 eastern can't wait.. ill pray for you java
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Thanks bor, make sure that check you wrote out to Jesus is 10% of your gross income and not net.....Jesus has a lot of checks to write for his good borlys touching kids.... :worried:
 
javaguru said:
Thanks bor, make sure that check you wrote out to Jesus is 10% of your gross income and not net.....Jesus has a lot of checks to write for his good borlys touching kids.... :worried:
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;( nothing wrong with being bitter jesus loves you.
 
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