I have an incredibly small and flaccid penis

[HappyScrappy]

Thats all

you pervs hoped for pictures didnt you? sickos

 

[supersizeme]

if this is your attempt to woo frorider, wodin wanted me to tell you to just bring him chocolates and lick his bunghole instead. works a lot quicker apparently. are you in the office on stilts, too, today or is it just me?

 

[HappyScrappy]

stilts it is. I mean duh - it is Thursday.

tomorrow is "pantsless friday"! I love the casual atmosphere of start-ups

 

[the nature boy]

I have a detachable penis.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I lose it sometimes.

ask your friends to check the medicine cabinet - I leave mine there sometimes.

I'll get drunk, wake up, and can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

love those guys

 

[kitKat]

This is the only pussy that HS gets on a regular basis.

 

[wyst]

What I hate is when I wake up with a detached penis clenched in my fist, and no memory of how it got there.

Wyst

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL - so true on so many levels

 

[supersizeme]

is that your cat HS?? looks evil whatever it is. gets this cat some stilts immediately.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't have a cat, but my apt mate does.

if I had a cat, its eye would glow red to match mine, and it'd have stilts instead of legs. and a robotic machien gun of death.
hmm - might drop by the pet store after work and see if they have one of them