I Have An Idea......

[H_T_]

for all of those who are at work now, sneak off somewhere and masturbate. it'll be fun! some of you probably already have, feel free to go for a too-fer. i think i'll just stay where i'm at........

 

[jenscats5]

What about the people who don't work??

 

[Frisky]

been there done that

 

[H_T_]

What about the people who don't work??

role-play!

 

[H_T_]

been there done that

do it again, you sorry excuse for sloppy seconds...

 

[Frisky]

do it again, you sorry excuse for sloppy seconds...

its a daily ritual for me actually. bitch

 

[H_T_]

its a daily ritual for me actually. bitch

get naked from the waist down and do it, you fucking witch.....

 

[Smurfy]

lol at the language here.

I only diddled myself one time while at work, that I can remember. And I had been receiving dirty emails from my bf at the time which got me aroused. I was alone in my office at the time and started rubbing myself but had to go to the bathroom to finish.

teee

 

[H_T_]

lol at the language here.

I only diddled myself one time while at work, that I can remember. And I had been receiving dirty emails from my bf at the time which got me aroused. I was alone in my office at the time and started rubbing myself but had to go to the bathroom to finish.

teee

trollop.

 

[Smurfy]

trollop.

you spelled SEXY BITCH wrong.

 

[H_T_]

you spelled SEXY BITCH wrong.

a chick with her hand in her drawers is sexy..... a guy with his dong in his hand winds up on a fucking list.....

 

[Frisky]

get naked from the waist down and do it, you fucking witch.....

i don't belive that would be appropriate with both these people in my workspace.

 

[H_T_]

i don't belive that would be appropriate with both these people in my workspace.

they're thinking about it right now.....looking at you, imagining your toned body (or are you still bulking?) writhing about in the throes of exulted passion....

 

[Frisky]

they're thinking about it right now.....looking at you, imagining your toned body (or are you still bulking?) writhing about in the throes of exulted passion....

ok... thats creepy...

I don't want my co-workers thinking about me nekid at all. LOL

 

[H_T_]

ok... thats creepy...

I don't want my co-workers thinking about me nekid at all. LOL

they are. they do. they're doing it right now. make eye contact with one and watch what happens.....but let me warn you, if you make eye contact and look away quickly, that is a sign of submissiveness. he'll think he owns you, which, psychologically, he will.

 

[Frisky]

they are. they do. they're doing it right now. make eye contact with one and watch what happens.....but let me warn you, if you make eye contact and look away quickly, that is a sign of submissiveness. he'll think he owns you, which, psychologically, he will.

oh I never make eye contact and look away... i can stare some one down like no other ... seriously... thats my bigest pet peeve. I don't dare look away. I don't care if its mamma hen in her suburban and shes giving me the eye. I will give here the look and not ever EVER look away. Feck that.

BTW, It creeps me out that those creepy guys may be looking at me.

 

[H_T_]

oh I never make eye contact and look away... i can stare some one down like no other ... seriously... thats my bigest pet peeve. I don't dare look away. I don't care if its mamma hen in her suburban and shes giving me the eye. I will give here the look and not ever EVER look away. Feck that.

BTW, It creeps me out that those creepy guys may be looking at me.

you are one crazy bitch.

 

[Frisky]

you are one crazy bitch.

I know ... I know...

 

[H_T_]

I know ... I know...

so, did you do it?

 

[H_T_]

keep your shoes on, though...

 

[Frisky]

so, did you do it?

do what? anal? get myself off in my office?

yes to both

 

[gjohnson5]

Wtf!

 

[H_T_]

do what? anal? get myself off in my office?

yes to both

yes! put a stapler in your butt. and squirt into a coffee mug.

 

[theoak01]

im working and ive masterbated twice today,by the end of my day i figure on 4 times easy

 

[Sub-Zero]

oh I never make eye contact and look away... i can stare some one down like no other ... seriously... thats my bigest pet peeve. I don't dare look away. I don't care if its mamma hen in her suburban and shes giving me the eye. I will give here the look and not ever EVER look away. Feck that.

BTW, It creeps me out that those creepy guys may be looking at me.

i try not to even make eye contact in the first place

 

[gjohnson5]

im working and ive masterbated twice today,by the end of my day i figure on 4 times easy

working on what?

 

[theoak01]

well technically im doing nothing,im on standby ,but im getting paid to sit in this hotel room so i consider it work

 

[H_T_]

a jerk at work is teh coolest!

 

[Sub-Zero]

in 8th grade a 7th grader jerked it during english class and then like the dickhead i was i went up to him while he was standing next to his mom and little sister and go "did you really jerk off during english class, thats fucked up dude" and walked away

 

[H_T_]

in 8th grade a 7th grader jerked it during english class and then like the dickhead i was i went up to him while he was standing next to his mom and little sister and go "did you really jerk off during english class, thats fucked up dude" and walked away

good bros don't snitch.

 

[Sub-Zero]

good bros don't snitch.

i used to be a badbro.

but truth be told i didnt realize he was with his sister and mom untill after i started to say it

 

[H_T_]

i used to be a badbro.

but truth be told i didnt realize he was with his sister and mom untill after i started to say it

i like to stand next to people so other people will assume that i am related to them.

 

[Frisky]

yes! put a stapler in your butt. and squirt into a coffee mug.

sicko

 

[Sub-Zero]

i like to stand next to people so other people will assume that i am related to them.

i do that with girls

 

[H_T_]

sicko

you've done worse, Kittykat.....

 

[Frisky]

you've done worse, Kittykat.....

im sure i have...

 

[medical]

Who has been caught at work? When I was in college I worked nights at a 7-11. I would get bored and pull out some porn mags and go in the back room and whip it standing up with the mag laid out on a shelf and I would cum on these big plastic gas-price sign thingies....easy to wipe off. Well, one morning about 4:30 am I am in the back doing my thing for about the 3rd time in an hour, just busting another nut when I hear the door chime sound! I milk it out, zip up as best I can, and go out behind the counter. Customer wants fresh coffee so I go make it, realize I haven't done any work and have to hurry and get everything ready for morning rush. Long story short I get so busy I forget and the next night I come to work, go back for my first go of the night and realize I left the porn mag open and a huge pile of jizz running over the sign and onto the floor riht by my boss's desk! She never said a word but I know both she and the evening shift workers saw it! I just laughed........

 

[H_T_]

im sure i have...

pics please.

 

[Frisky]

pics please.

cuming