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slickdadd

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So in the future, once I am rich beyond all belief, I have some plans in store. Hopefully I will be able to find a decently sized unihabited island off the coast of some nation. I will proceed to purchase the said island and own all the rights to it (I'm not sure if islands work like that, but let's pretend they do smartypants). I will succeed from whichever nation previously ruled over the island and create my own country and bylaws (Like the dude who invented the Segway ... http://link.stuff.asfkjfsaf). Oh, it's name will be CoolWorld by the way. I just think it'd be great for the U.N. to have someone sitting next to a sign that said CoolWorld.

So ok, the island is squared away, what's next? Well after I build stuff there, like buildings and all that jazz, I need some people to live there. I will send invitations to some people who I see fit are to be citizens. Now I am going to screen everyone else that enters so only the best of the best are allowed in. Standard stuff like health, intelligence, skills and of course, prettiness. So after I have a good number of badasses living there, generations pass and people have sex and have kids. So as the time goes on I have a country that is only inhabited by people that kick ass.

Now CoolWorld will be a land that has no crime. If you commit any crime, no matter how small, you are deported. You know the rules, you break them, you leave.

It will keep high standards for it's citizens. You have to take tests every year. It's the law dude, it's worth it.

There will be mass transit throughout CoolWorld on rollercoasters. That'd be way butter than buses or just subways, athough those will be available also.

The laws will be very lax. You can smoke dope while having sex with 2 hookers and a newborn cow in front of the Court House if you want. Have a ball.

So basically this would be the most badass nation ever. Who's to stop me? Got any ideas for CoolWorld? Let's hear em.
 
Dumbells in the gym from 40 to 250 in 5 pnd increments.

Plates in 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30,35,40,45,50,100 pnd increments.
 
Ahh yes. There would be some incredible fitness facilities. CoolWorld wants it's citizens to pass the tests.
 
What if you never become rich? I say get a back-up plan in the unlikely event you never have billions and billions of dollars.

As for the island, I think you should have really big trees spread thickly throughout the island. That way, everyone could have their houses in the trees and no one would ever have to touch the ground if they didn't want to.
 
Well....if the chicks average a C cup without being overweight.....I'm in.


My rediculously large appendage will enhance your babe recruiting efforts as well. That is what I offer.
 
I still hold that money should be abolished from CoolWorld. For instance, I want that new 20hp moped with a lazer gun so i can safely drive to the beach and do hot chicks. I'll trade you a bucket of green beans, 3 protein bars, 15 wampum, and 2 beaver pelts.
 
Nathan said:
What if you never become rich? I say get a back-up plan in the unlikely event you never have billions and billions of dollars.

Don't be silly.

As for treehouses, I like it. That could be one suburb.
 
Also, I vote the national flag to be brown and orange plaid patter with a screenprinted "rule-hand" (fist w/ extended pinky & pointer finger) on it.
 
slickdadd said:
So in the future, once I am rich beyond all belief, I have some plans in store. Hopefully I will be able to find a decently sized unihabited island off the coast of some nation. I will proceed to purchase the said island and own all the rights to it (I'm not sure if islands work like that, but let's pretend they do smartypants). I will succeed from whichever nation previously ruled over the island and create my own country and bylaws (Like the dude who invented the Segway ... http://link.stuff.asfkjfsaf). Oh, it's name will be CoolWorld by the way. I just think it'd be great for the U.N. to have someone sitting next to a sign that said CoolWorld.

So ok, the island is squared away, what's next? Well after I build stuff there, like buildings and all that jazz, I need some people to live there. I will send invitations to some people who I see fit are to be citizens. Now I am going to screen everyone else that enters so only the best of the best are allowed in. Standard stuff like health, intelligence, skills and of course, prettiness. So after I have a good number of badasses living there, generations pass and people have sex and have kids. So as the time goes on I have a country that is only inhabited by people that kick ass.

Now CoolWorld will be a land that has no crime. If you commit any crime, no matter how small, you are deported. You know the rules, you break them, you leave.

It will keep high standards for it's citizens. You have to take tests every year. It's the law dude, it's worth it.

There will be mass transit throughout CoolWorld on rollercoasters. That'd be way butter than buses or just subways, athough those will be available also.

The laws will be very lax. You can smoke dope while having sex with 2 hookers and a newborn cow in front of the Court House if you want. Have a ball.

So basically this would be the most badass nation ever. Who's to stop me? Got any ideas for CoolWorld? Let's hear em.

longest slickdadd post ever.
 
you are right, my profile is the subject of many biographies and I have had to sue for plagiarization more times than i have contracted SARS.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Well....if the chicks average a C cup without being overweight.....I'm in.


My rediculously large appendage will enhance your babe recruiting efforts as well. That is what I offer.


Your recruitment efforts are weak.
 
slickdadd said:
Now CoolWorld will be a land that has no crime.

You can smoke dope while having sex with 2 hookers and a newborn cow in front of the Court House if you want.

What would be the point of having a court house if there is no crime?

If this were to occur I as a citizen would demand a full inquest!
 
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Lumberg said:


What would be the point of having a court house if there is no crime?

If this were to occur I as a citizen would demand a full inquest!

You are right. I just threw that in there for shits and giggles. Replace court house with gathering center, ok smart ass?
 
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slickdadd said:


You are right. I just threw that in there for shits and giggles. Replace court house with gathering center, ok smart ass?

So would you be the President or what?
 
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