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squatmonkey
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My fighting chicken hurt his spur and he wont be able to fight this weekend, thats what we do in Alabama. Not really I just liked the title. 
I have an angry cock!
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heatherrae
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put some neosporin on it.
squatmonkey
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Well I broke both my arms, Could you help a brother out?
*The_West*
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lmao squat, you are one randy monkey. i think pick said he was free, im sure he'd be more than willing to help
squatmonkey
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That just cant happen.
squatmonkey
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That what f-ed him up in the first place.
*The_West*
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haha!squatmonkey said:
you just broke his heart...
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heatherrae
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use your feet.squatmonkey said:
*The_West*
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scotsman, what does that sentence in latin (i think) say in your sig, its been bothering me for a while now lol
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heatherrae
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squatmonkey
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Damn heather, Its a really nice little cock and its hurt and scared and you wont just put a little bit of feel good stuff on it, thats cold.heatherrae said:
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heatherrae
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little being the operative word...squatmonkey said:
squatmonkey
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That thing is all covered in fur.heatherrae said:
squatmonkey
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I did'nt want to intimmidate you with saying how titanic my cock really is.
*The_West*
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ahhhhh good stuff. you like latin? i think it has a way of making things sound very profound and cool, even if you cant understand it lol.Scotsman said:
HR, your pussy looks a little ragged around the edges, although it is just crying out for a good stroke!heatherrae said:
squatmonkey
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Everything sounds better in Latin, or at least scientific.
*The_West*
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im not sure HR leting her pussy go on squats' cock is such a good idea....fur and blood all over the place.
Scotsman
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*The_West* said:
Yeah latin is cool but almost no one understands it. I only know a bit.
French is also really cool because everything you say sounds nice. I like saying absolutely horrible things to people in french while smiling. They usually say thanks that sounded nice what does it mean.
Language is fun, any language.
Cheers,
Scotsman
squatmonkey
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I thought it sounded pretty reasonable.
squatmonkey
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The Scotsman in latin=hugeous mother fuckerous
*The_West*
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the only latin i know is related to anatomy and physiology, muscular system etc. i couldnt read or write a sentence in it lol.Scotsman said:Yeah latin is cool but almost no one understands it. I only know a bit.
French is also really cool because everything you say sounds nice. I like saying absolutely horrible things to people in french while smiling. They usually say thanks that sounded nice what does it mean.
Language is fun, any language.
Cheers,
Scotsman
french is a great sounding language, kid of a cliche, i know, but it does sound pretty sexy. voulez vou cous chez, avec moi?
lol, come on, give us an example of when you actually say something mean to someone in french and they think youre being nice, that sounds funny!
the only language i can speak is german, although not fluently. its a horrible sounding language though!
Basikstylz
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heatherrae said:
use ur feet.... Monkey are into that aren't they?
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heatherrae
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I'm HONGRY.
squatmonkey
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German always sounds kinda like your pissed off.
*The_West*
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i should have said "the only OTHER language i speak..." iv just about got the hang of english lol
*The_West*
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thats a very good french accent you have thereheatherrae said:
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heatherrae
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Grassy ass*The_West* said:
squatmonkey
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Where would you like to eat? I'll take you to dinner.heatherrae said:
Scotsman
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*The_West* said:
Je souheret que to baserais une chien!!
Trans: I wish that you would fuck a dog.
Je voudrais ton castor
Trans: I want your beaver.
Funnies thing ever: I worked at a gym with this big guy from Nigeria who was also fluent in French. Whenever a hot chick would come in we would switch over to French so we wouldn't get in trouble for talking about them. Well one day we started rapping back and forth and the girl must have known what we were saying by the look of scorn we got. I think we laughed for a good month on that one.
I also like to bust out Swedish on people because absolutely no one ever gets it.
LMAO @ squats latin terminology.
Cheers,
Scotsman
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heatherrae
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I want a pizza from chicagosquatmonkey said:
*The_West*
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guten tag.meine name ist matthieu west, und tu? wie gehts du?
ich liebe de grosse busen und dick po!
ich liebe de grosse busen und dick po!
squatmonkey
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Chicago? The city?
Basikstylz
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heatherrae said:
I thought you were trying to say that you're Horny and Hungry.......
or that your Horny for something to eat....
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heatherrae
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No, I want the band from the 80's to come make me a pizza...squatmonkey said:
LOL.
squatmonkey
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And I thought you were high maintanence.
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heatherrae
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No HONGRY is just really really hungry. Say it out loud. See, it sounds really hungry when you say "hongry." lol.Basikstylz said:
squatmonkey
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Yea, like WE HONGRY!
squatmonkey
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Would you like any meat on this pizza or are you strictly veggi?
Basikstylz
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heatherrae said:
HAHA Ya, I hear what your saying... now that I actually said it outloud....
Some of my co-workers are looking at me funny now....
