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Fast Twitch Fiber

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I can't roll a joint worth a damn. The thing wouldn't stay lit. Every time I took a hit I had to relight it. I couldn't draw enough smoke out of it either. Anyone else has this sort of problem?
 
get a rolling machine
 
I can't roll a decent one either.

One of my friends can roll a perfect one with one hand, while driving. Damn stoner.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I can't roll a decent one either.

One of my friends can roll a perfect one with one hand, while driving. Damn stoner.
that is talent!

I can't roll either.
 
i knew a kid who blew his hand off with fireworks and over the summer he learned how to roll a perfect jammer w/ one hand.

it might be that you are rolling it too tight.. so it is not drawing enough air to stay lit?

or maybe too lose who knows.. take a pic :)

or get a dutchy and roll a blunt.. much nicer to smoke IMO

good luck w/ that
 
Damn rookies...

Okay make a quarter fold in the rolling paper with the glue side towards you and the quarter fold away from you.

On one end make a dart fold in the paper by folding up from the crease, make it a small dart fold.

Use only bud flake and pour it evenly with about 1/8th of an inch empty.

lick the glue strip

With your thumbs on the outer edge roll them forward on your fingers towards the middle with light pressure.

Bite off the dart fold closed piece.

Enjoy.
 
you can also d/ld red man's "how to roll a blunt" it may provide some necessary pointers
 
Dunk said:
use the trusty ole bat and dugout

its fast and convenient

That is all i own, a shitty bat, broke the dugout.
hit me with the rest of those biggie tracks
 
i say you need to call 5 0 on your ass right now
 
get a bowl! lol
thats what i did...sounds like your joints really suck ass!
im not much of a roller, but u have to practice! :D

can take me anywhere from 15-45mins just to roll a joint lol
 
Hey Dunk!
u posted a website about pot like last week,
in regards to how long it stays in your system, i cant find the thread, u still have the link??
 
any of you faggoteers roll cones?
 
I used to roll j's all the time back in high school. Now I can't roll them for shit. I used a bowl or a bong now. My dad's girlfriend can roll j's perfectly though. It takes her about 20 seconds and that is going old school with one paper and no grinder.
 
word, someone rat this homo out.
 
i use nothing but a bowl as well. my first thought is that you've packed it too tightly. in any case, make sure the shit you've got in there is properly ground up.
 
jackangel said:
i use nothing but a bowl as well. my first thought is that you've packed it too tightly. in any case, make sure the shit you've got in there is properly ground up.

How do you grind it? I just took a knife and started chopping the bigger pieces and stems. I didn't even try to get it into fine grains. Is it supposed to be real fine?
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
any of you faggoteers roll cones?


only way to fly, dont forget the cardboard "filter" to keep res off the lips. I used to roll my spliffs with a bit of tobacco, burns more evenly and smokes better.
 
stilleto said:
use a scissor
scissor and a shot glass..

saves the crystals better..

or the best way is to use a coffee grinder!!!! then you can harvest the crystals and save them
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
How do you grind it? I just took a knife and started chopping the bigger pieces and stems. I didn't even try to get it into fine grains. Is it supposed to be real fine?

i rarely smoke joints, but when i do, i'm not that precise about it. however, i am not a good joint roller right now. the finer you grind it, the more easily you can manipulate/roll the paper with the weed inside. in any case, you should remove ALL stems and seeds. don't leave any "chunks" of anything, bud or otherwise. you can buy grinders for 10-20 bucks, but i don't have one. it's easiest with drier weed, of course. there is often a collection of fine mj particles at the bottom of a bag (usually called "shake") which is perfect for joints.
 
Turn on one of your stovetop coils at high...
Cut off the bottom 1/3 of a milk carton gallon size
Take two house knives, put them in the coils until they're hot
Pick one of the knives up with a pad, put some dozia on that knife
Get the other knife and have someone push the knives together smoking it up
You'll need to suck through the milk carton opening...knife hits 101
 
Judo Tom said:
scissor and a shot glass..

saves the crystals better..

or the best way is to use a coffee grinder!!!! then you can harvest the crystals and save them


Kief, ymmmmmmmmmmmm
 
There's something about a joint that I used to like....the hit was nice and smooth and full and natural. Joint rolling is talent I barely developed.
 
when i was young I always rolled the sailboat style. my friends loved me because i could roll a good joint. later on i found out that the sailboat was a common rolling technique but when i did i made it up and thought i was the biggest pimp.

now i dont like to roll but my buddy is good at it so i let him do it.
 
I used to roll some damn good joints, haven't rolled one in a very long time, I'd probably roll it all loose and pregnant now. Been using nothing but glass pipes or glass bongs for years now. No need to roll a joint when you smoke good shit, a bowl will suffice. I can't stand blunts, I don't know why any one would want tobacco in their weed.
 
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