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Damn I burned my ass tanning. Why is it my ass is the only thing that ever burns? Is it because it's so big and heavy that it presses up against the lights too much? Crap I feel like I am sitting on heated seats.

No I am not a regular tanning bed tanner. I just wanted to go a few times to get some color so I can wear skirts and shorts and not be a ghost.
 
ceo said:
are there lines on it from the bulbs? If so...pics?
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I don't think so. The only lines I have are those stupid lines where the butt and thighs meet.
 
:lmao:

I'm a girl, and even I want to see the pics of your burned buns...lol.
 
Use high compression beds, you will never burn, get lines and you get 4 times as dark off 1 tan. Plus you keep getting darker a few days after.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

I'm a girl, and even I want to see the pics of your burned buns...lol.
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LOL Really it's not too red yet that is why I am worried. It feels like biscuits in an oven and it's really not even too red yet. I have a feeling it will hurt a lot tomorrow. I need to aloe my booty.
 
silverstar1025 said:
LOL Really it's not too red yet that is why I am worried. It feels like biscuits in an oven and it's really not even too red yet. I have a feeling it will hurt a lot tomorrow. I need to aloe my booty.
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awwwww....have someone one kiss the boo boo.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
of course not, the question that comes to mind, does it hurt worse than being spanked?
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No being spanked hurts more. I just feel real hot right now that is all. Spanking stings.
 
heatherrae said:
awwwww....have someone one kiss the boo boo.
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Good idea! I will make sure he puts aloe gel on my booty so I don't miss anything. Of course that would mean I have to give him some action tonight. lol ;)
 
silverstar1025 said:
No being spanked hurts more. I just feel real hot right now that is all. Spanking stings.
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I'm thinking most of the guys here want me to keep going down this line of questioning, so I'll proceed.

So you enjoy spankings?
 
Thanks for all of your concerns about my hot buns everyone. lol!!

I am in a funny feisty mood today. Things in my life are starting to look up this week so I am happy :) When I am happy I am silly. I wanted to wake the board up with my thread title. I figured you guys would think A. Oh great another MMEMEMEME thread from someone. or B. PICS OF A HOT ASS :)
 
MightyMouse69 said:
I'm thinking most of the guys here want me to keep going down this line of questioning, so I'll proceed.

So you enjoy spankings?
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Si
 
silverstar1025 said:
Good idea! I will make sure he puts aloe gel on my booty so I don't miss anything. Of course that would mean I have to give him some action tonight. lol ;)
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no you don't. a sunburn is a get out of sex free card...lol.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Thanks for all of your concerns about my hot buns everyone. lol!!

I am in a funny feisty mood today. Things in my life are starting to look up this week so I am happy :) When I am happy I am silly. I wanted to wake the board up with my thread title. I figured you guys would think A. Oh great another MMEMEMEME thread from someone. or B. PICS OF A HOT ASS :)
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Thats why I clicked.

:evil:
 
heatherrae said:
no you don't. a sunburn is a get out of sex free card...lol.
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LOL!! There is never a get out of free card. He will just find different ways to get around the problem.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Now I see why your single if thats the case! lol

SS you made something on me tingle reading post #1!!!
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You have been out in the sun at the beach too long today and have a burn too?
 
silverstar1025 said:
You have been out in the sun at the beach too long today and have a burn too?
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Yes I just realized I feel and look burnt when i came in the AC!! It was so much fun today and I only slept two hours last night. I got up this morning and went run on the beach and then went ride the waverunner which made time fly by.
 
squatmonkey said:
About 4.5 hours. Man If I was'nt a broke-ass I would. Thanks for the invite though...
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Damn that is a long ass drive I thought maybe you were closer! I have the alcohol and condo bro so you would just have to pay your gas but gas is what'll kill you!!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Damn I burned my ass tanning. Why is it my ass is the only thing that ever burns? Is it because it's so big and heavy that it presses up against the lights too much? Crap I feel like I am sitting on heated seats.

No I am not a regular tanning bed tanner. I just wanted to go a few times to get some color so I can wear skirts and shorts and not be a ghost.
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Damn welcher. I wanted to see your :mommakin:



:D
 
My boy is one pale ass dude. He got some fee tanning and he burned his sack all up lol. Poor guy. I am usually rocking a hardcore farmers tan. It is not the most attractive thing either :worried:
 
i got fully hard after reading the thread title and first post
 
BlueBird said:
Damn welcher. I wanted to see your :mommakin:



:D
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I will show you my ass. I don't mind showing the ladies. Hubby wouldn't be mad about that.
 
The buns were feeling extra warm during my cardio session tonight.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Damn I burned my ass tanning. Why is it my ass is the only thing that ever burns? Is it because it's so big and heavy that it presses up against the lights too much? Crap I feel like I am sitting on heated seats.

No I am not a regular tanning bed tanner. I just wanted to go a few times to get some color so I can wear skirts and shorts and not be a ghost.
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Personally, and no offense, id like to "eat" your ass. Yes, you read that right. I like a little sustance, Tasty.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Personally, and no offense, id like to "eat" your ass. Yes, you read that right. I like a little sustance, Tasty.
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Lol gotta love a testosterone filled message board....

one dude asks for pics.(me)

a few dudes say they are hard.

other dude offers to eat ass...

lol
 
HS Lifter said:
Lol gotta love a testosterone filled message board....

one dude asks for pics.(me)

a few dudes say they are hard.

other dude offers to eat ass...

lol
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What's the next level? Adding a shocker?
 
HS Lifter said:
Lol gotta love a testosterone filled message board....

one dude asks for pics.(me)

a few dudes say they are hard.

other dude offers to eat ass...

lol
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Yep it sure doesn't take much for you guys. You don't even need pics you guys can visualize things good.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Yep it sure doesn't take much for you guys. You don't even need pics you guys can visualize things good.
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Let me tell you something SilverStar........I just got home from drinking several pitchers of beer at Hooters. I've been thinking about eating ass for several hours now. LOL. Typical guy here. Honestly........id luv to massage your sore bum. Hope you can find some relief. Take a hot shower, eat some junk fund, lay down in bed, turn the tv on and you'll feel better.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Let me tell you something SilverStar........I just got home from drinking several pitchers of beer at Hooters. I've been thinking about eating ass for several hours now. LOL. Typical guy here. Honestly........id luv to massage your sore bum. Hope you can find some relief. Take a hot shower, eat some junk fund, lay down in bed, turn the tv on and you'll feel better.
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Gotta love Hooters :) Thank you, but I don't think a hot shower will feel very good. I will see what I can do about getting some help with it and relaxing. My kids are gone tonight. Now if only the Mr. would get his ass home.
 
HS Lifter said:
or if he is gone, ask the nearest sex crazed, horny, EF male to do it.
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lol I guess it wouldn't be you because you are in Cali. ;)

Thanks for the tip. I need to get me some of that stuff. I do have aloe vera gel that I have already applied.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Gotta love Hooters :) Thank you, but I don't think a hot shower will feel very good. I will see what I can do about getting some help with it and relaxing. My kids are gone tonight. Now if only the Mr. would get his ass home.
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Last time I went to Hooters I got more than hotwings. :evil:
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol I guess it wouldn't be you because you are in Cali. ;)

Thanks for the tip. I need to get me some of that stuff. I do have aloe vera gel that I have already applied.
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My motorcycle has a top speed of 180. I can surely disregard traffic laws, as well as any consideration for human life, to ride out to TX and help ya out! :)

But yeah, aloe vera is good, maybe take some advil.

Go to your nearest drugstore and pick up some sunburn "Burn" relief. They usually have some type of numbing agent (benzocaine) to gently numb the burn sensation from your ass.
 
SaladFork said:
Last time I went to Hooters I got more than hotwings. :evil:
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Is the hottie in your avi from Hooters?


lol@hs ... I want hubby to get a bike so bad, but I am scared of them at the same time.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Is the hottie in your avi from Hooters?


lol@hs ... I want hubby to get a bike so bad, but I am scared of them at the same time.
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It's fun. A rush.... and the back seat vibrates depending on the bike.
 
HS Lifter said:
It's fun. A rush.... and the back seat vibrates depending on the bike.
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Yeah he has always wanted one, but since we have kids now afraid of something happening. He has always wanted a Ducati.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Is the hottie in your avi from Hooters?


lol@hs ... I want hubby to get a bike so bad, but I am scared of them at the same time.
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I have 3 bikes. Well actually one belongs to the bitch. The 2 cool ones are mine. "cool." the operative word lol.

Don't you luv all the responses dealing with your "hot ass".? If I posted that it would be "get lost looser." LMFAO!

You all have an awesome weekend!
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
I have 3 bikes. Well actually one belongs to the bitch. The 2 cool ones are mine. "cool." the operative word lol.

Don't you luv all the responses dealing with your "hot ass".? If I posted that it would be "get lost looser." LMFAO!

You all have an awesome weekend!
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"the bitch" man I would so kick my man's ass if he referred to me as that.

You have a nice weekend as well :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
I don't see a lot of those down here because of the price, but I tell you what the bruthas know how to pimp out the rides down here. Not sure what kind they are, but they always have them dropped and they look so good.
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I dont really like those ghetto fab'ed bikes. Lowered, streched, chromed out to hell.

Totally killing the point of a sportbike.

ANyway, off to play some basketball, have a nice weekend and hopefully that bum of yours heals up!
 
silverstar1025 said:
LOL Really it's not too red yet that is why I am worried. It feels like biscuits in an oven and it's really not even too red yet. I have a feeling it will hurt a lot tomorrow. I need to aloe my booty.
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maybe it's my low-carb diet, but i am totally turned on right now. . .
 
calveless wonder said:
i feel bad for white people
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Hmm hubby and kids are hispanic and they still get red in the face sometimes. They are more white like spaniards though.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Hmm hubby and kids are hispanic and they still get red in the face sometimes. They are more white like spaniards though.
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i did too for the first time since i cant remember.

i wasnt in the sun much for a good 6-8 months and laid out for 2 hours with no sunblock a couple of months ago.

usually i can go out without anything and be black within 1-2 hours. f that whole base tan shit.
if i don't tan though i can be very very pale (with like an olive undertone. it looks weird)
 
calveless wonder said:
i did too for the first time since i cant remember.

i wasnt in the sun much for a good 6-8 months and laid out for 2 hours with no sunblock a couple of months ago.

usually i can go out without anything and be black within 1-2 hours. f that whole base tan shit.
if i don't tan though i can be very very pale (with like an olive undertone. it looks weird)
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Yeah hubby is the same way. He can get DARK, but with no tan is super white. Lots of times people think he is Italian.
 
jackangel said:
if you fail to offer up pics on this one...you will be banned.
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You guys are funny about that though. If you don't post pics you suck and should be banned. If a lady does post pics then they get a lot of shit for wanting the attention.
 
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