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I have a crush on buksoon....

frorider6

frorider6

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This is the sweetest girl ever. She smart, sexy, fit and doesn't have any "validation issues" like so many other girls.

We are both pursueing the same career path, so I feel a kindred spirit there.

Also, I have seen pictures of this girl. She is fully hot. She is a petite better looking version of Alanis Morrisette. And if you've read my posts, you know I like the petite fit girls.

She watches baseball. And not because some boyfriend makes her.

Anyway, just thought I'd open up and share for a moment (can I get a hug). I didn't want anyone to overlook this valuable member of Elite.
 
I'm gonna pass her a note in math class


_______________________________________________


Do you like me? Check a box.

Yes No
------ --------
| | | |
| | | |
------- --------

Will you be my Elite Fitness girlfriend? Check a box.

Yes No
------ --------
| | | |
| | | |
------- --------

Will you go to the dance with me? Check a box.

Yes No
------ --------
| | | |
| | | |
------- --------


_________________________________________________



edited to say, damn the boxes don't look right.
 
smallmovesal said:
i'll at least agree with what i know - you can get a very satisfactory result from rubbing two of her brain cells together for sure. :)
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No one asked for your opinion here. Are you afraid of someone stealing some attention away from you?
 
Dear Buksoon:

If you like Froider6, place an "X" here ( ).


If you don't like him, place an "X" here ( ).
 
Smalls and I really are cool! Women are complex....

Fro is 3,000 miles away and I am officially blushing. Yes, I am just that much of a dork!

Um, May1010... I'll tell you in gym class! Pass me that note again when Susie's doing the leg lifts. Mrs. Rosenblatt always gets "distracted" so you and I can talk then!
 
buksoon said:
Fro is 3,000 miles away and I am officially blushing. Yes, I am just that much of a dork!
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She is so cute! I just want to hug her! Then I look at her picture and want to...... um, nevermind.

Hey b fold, don't drag your Suburban over me for that comment, okay.

Anyway, just had to bump my crush back to the top.
 
frorider6 said:


She is so cute! I just want to hug her! Then I look at her picture and want to...... um, nevermind.

Hey b fold, don't drag your Suburban over me for that comment, okay.

Anyway, just had to bump my crush back to the top.
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I feel kinda funny in my heart... and other places. What's that about?

B fold is as gentle as a koala bear! He would never flatten any competition. That big guy is my one of true soulmates!
 
Pathetic? That's subjective. But I am a bit smitten with this chick. Maybe she'll let me post a picture of her. I doubt it though. She's awfully shy.

Now, pathetic would be if I posted a thread titled "Buksoon is hot. Show us your tits!"
 
Note: Froider is currently on a cycle of sus. Extra testosterone will make guys do crazy, goofy things. Notice the desperation in his voice as the male animal, desperate to mate, will say anything to attract the adoration of a member of the female species... let's watch this interesting saga unfold...



P.S. I'll send you a little karma to bolster your confidence for the upcoming pursuit...

P.P.S. Not to be an Internet cock-blocker, but don't you have a girlfriend? Or were you just referring to that blowup doll you named Sally that you drive around with every Friday night? :)
 
Well, the sust hasn't really kicked in, but the D-Bol seems to be helping my mood. So I'm not on a blind testosterone bender yet.

Yes, (insert real name here) does have a girlfriend. But Frorider6 does not. I want buksoon to be my Elite girlfriend. And besides, this current relationship will only last until I go to OTS.

So listen here you internet cock-blocker, don't make me come over there and put some more dents in your damn cars!:chomp:
 
frorider6 said:
Well, the sust hasn't really kicked in, but the D-Bol seems to be helping my mood. So I'm not on a blind testosterone bender yet.

Yes, (insert real name here) does have a girlfriend. But Frorider6 does not. I want buksoon to be my Elite girlfriend. And besides, this current relationship will only last until I go to OTS.

So listen here you internet cock-blocker, don't make me come over there and put some more dents in your damn cars!:chomp:
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lol! I don't need help denting up my cars... As to the other, good4me, good4u, good4everybody... :fro:
 
Note: Notice the aggressive tone in the subject's words. This is because he feels his chance to mate is being threatened. In his hormone-induced craze, he is lashing out in an Alpha-male display intended to frighten off other potential suiters and impress the target female with his apparent ability to protect... Fascinating. Let's keep watching...
 
Note: The beta female, known as buksoon, has apparently gone into hiding. She has either been scared off, or is engaged in an intricate, yet impossible for males to decipher mating ritual that this species is known for. We're hoping for another glimpse of her soon... will the alpha male froider's age-old mating ritual unlock the biological key to her breeding instincts? Let's keep observing...
 
LOL, bjeezus calm down. THat whole

"Will you be my elite gf? Yes or No" was pretty funny, andy other elite crushes/romances someone wants to throw out there?
 
frorider6 said:
I'm about 2 minutes away from pissing ALL OVER my territory!!!
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Just when I thought he couldn't be more charming, he says something so romantic!
 
frorider6 said:
*Fro begins his mating dance with "The Roger Rabbit" followed by "The Running Man"*
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Quoth the Big Bopper: "OHHH BABY, you KNOW what I like!"
 
THeMaCHinE said:
Note: The beta female, known as buksoon, has apparently gone into hiding. She has either been scared off, or is engaged in an intricate, yet impossible for males to decipher mating ritual that this species is known for.
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Actually, the beta female was engaged in that bizaare ritual known colloquially as "work." She often does this when her feeding supplies run low, or when her continuance in her chosen shelter is threatened.

She is also aware that (insert real name here) has another beta female in his lair, and that she is only pursued as she exists on pixels on a computer screen. This particular beta female is indeed a romantic, but no fool. She knows that possession of male genitals often renders possessor untrustworthy.

She takes it, in other words, with an entire salt-lick.
 
The Canadian Oak said:
froider are you staying here?
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Fro is indeed leaving! Not for a while, but soon enough it will be him and me in a bunker in a Pakistan. I will apply dressing to his wounds. He will have spent the day in combat, see. So I'm dressing his wounds and we are back-lit (from all the bombing).

And it's hot as a crotch in the Pakistani desert, and we're covered in sweat. And the camels are humping each other all around us, driven by primitive need. And now I have to take off his pants because the wound is larger than I thought it was. And so I peel them off like a woman starved to near death peels an orange.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, he's going to Officer Training School for the Air Force. With me. :) :p
 
Ummm...

buksoon is a one of a kind. Very special person to the world. It is rare that you find someone with a heart and a mind...very rare.

B True
 
FRACKAL
PLEASE GIVE SOME ADVICE ON THIS ONE. IF YOUR ADVICE ISNT FREE, JUST BILL ME. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR FRORIDER THIS TIME.

KAYNE
 
Well it's the Tao Of Steve bro. ( a movie of that name, very good )

Anyway, 3 rules -

-Be desireless
-Be excellent
-Be gone

Basically, it's the way to manipulate a woman into sleeping with you.

First, you must eliminate your desire to fuck her. A woman can smell agenda.

Second, you must be excellent. Show her that you are worthy of her stinky little cu..errrr worthy of sexual congress with her.

Third, be gone. We pursue that which retreats from us. Act disinterested.

Now if this doesnt' work, you may envoke the contigency plan, rule number four, which involves a shovel and a .45

Well no one should listen to me anyway, do I look like a fucking guru on women? All I have been able to discern is that they are fucking worthless for the most part. (With a few exceptions, some on this board)
 
Frackal said:
Well it's the Tao Of Steve bro. ( a movie of that name, very good )

Anyway, 3 rules -

-Be desireless
-Be excellent
-Be gone

Basically, it's the way to manipulate a woman into sleeping with you.

First, you must eliminate your desire to fuck her. A woman can smell agenda.

Second, you must be excellent. Show her that you are worthy of her stinky little cu..errrr worthy of sexual congress with her.

Third, be gone. We pursue that which retreats from us. Act disinterested.

Now if this doesnt' work, you may envoke the contigency plan, rule number four, which involves a shovel and a .45

Well no one should listen to me anyway, do I look like a fucking guru on women? All I have been able to discern is that they are fucking worthless for the most part. (With a few exceptions, some on this board)
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HOLY SHIT MAN.......THAT WAS GOOD. LMAO.

KAYNE
 
buksoon said:


Actually, the beta female was engaged in that bizaare ritual known colloquially as "work." She often does this when her feeding supplies run low, or when her continuance in her chosen shelter is threatened.

She is also aware that (insert real name here) has another beta female in his lair, and that she is only pursued as she exists on pixels on a computer screen. This particular beta female is indeed a romantic, but no fool. She knows that possession of male genitals often renders possessor untrustworthy.

She takes it, in other words, with an entire salt-lick.
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Note: Belying original observations, it appears that the female subject, buksoon, is apparently an Alpha female, not a Beta as previously thought. This conslusion was come to by her direct approach to the narrator and her crude comments on male genitals. Fascinating... It is a very rare occurance that two Alpha subjects come together in a mating dance... it quite often ends in a predicatable, but dramatic power struggle and subsequent separation after the mating has occurred... Let's watch more of this natural drama unfold...

{Note to self: check with producer to see if it's normal for test subjects to talk to narrator -- I didn't think they could hear me?!? Fascinating.}
 
buksoon said:


Fro is indeed leaving! Not for a while, but soon enough it will be him and me in a bunker in a Pakistan. I will apply dressing to his wounds. He will have spent the day in combat, see. So I'm dressing his wounds and we are back-lit (from all the bombing).

And it's hot as a crotch in the Pakistani desert, and we're covered in sweat. And the camels are humping each other all around us, driven by primitive need. And now I have to take off his pants because the wound is larger than I thought it was. And so I peel them off like a woman starved to near death peels an orange.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, he's going to Officer Training School for the Air Force. With me. :) :p
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So why do I have to be wounded? Cause let me tell you something, if I'm shot, I'm gonna be screaming like a little kid who had his ice cream taken away. It will not be the romantic image you have here. :D Even though the humping camels really does add to the ambience

And it's not my wound that's larger than you think it is.......:kiss:

Anyway, did I tell you my bad news about my MEPS visit? My knee surgery is technically a disqualifier. However, my knee is in perfect condition so they are applying for a waiver. I won't know for about 6 weeks. So if I get accepted, you'll already be in. Which means you'll out rank me. So you have any orders for me, ma'am?
 
THeMaCHinE said:


Note: Belying original observations, it appears that the female subject, buksoon, is apparently an Alpha female, not a Beta as previously thought. This conslusion was come to by her direct approach to the narrator and her crude comments on male genitals. Fascinating... It is a very rare occurance that two Alpha subjects come together in a mating dance... it quite often ends in a predicatable, but dramatic power struggle and subsequent separation after the mating has occurred... Let's watch more of this natural drama unfold...

{Note to self: check with producer to see if it's normal for test subjects to talk to narrator -- I didn't think they could hear me?!? Fascinating.}
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Psst, narrator! Over here! It's the subject again. Just wanted to clarify: subject's views on maleness not "crude" so much as self-protective. Subject has been in the wild a long time and has acquired survival mechanisms, such as regarding male pursuers with skepticism, howsoever charming they might be!
 
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frorider6 said:


So why do I have to be wounded? Cause let me tell you something, if I'm shot, I'm gonna be screaming like a little kid who had his ice cream taken away. It will not be the romantic image you have here. :D Even though the humping camels really does add to the ambience

And it's not my wound that's larger than you think it is.......:kiss:

Anyway, did I tell you my bad news about my MEPS visit? My knee surgery is technically a disqualifier. However, my knee is in perfect condition so they are applying for a waiver. I won't know for about 6 weeks. So if I get accepted, you'll already be in. Which means you'll out rank me. So you have any orders for me, ma'am?
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You make me LAUGH! I am giddy; this is not good.... :p

Remember what I said about Meps (did you get my email?). Theirs is not the final word at all. They "PDQ'ed" my ass, too! But you will get in. I'll be your personal welcome wagon. :)
 
frorider6 said:

Which means you'll out rank me. So you have any orders for me, ma'am?
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Wait a minute--I thought you liked to dominate. I read that post of yours.... We'll have to draw up a schedule. ("Its' Tuesday! You're submissive on Tuesdays!")
 
We'll have to draw up a schedule. ("Its' Tuesday! You're submissive on Tuesdays!")
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Frackel -- you see how a relationship can work when both sides make compromises?:FRlol: :lmao:

You guys are so cute, its almost nauseating.... LMAO! ;)
 
buksoon said:


Wait a minute--I thought you liked to dominate. I read that post of yours.... We'll have to draw up a schedule. ("Its' Tuesday! You're submissive on Tuesdays!")
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You read that huh? Ummmmm..... Maybe I should watch what I post.:rolleyes: Nah!
 
I'm here Fro! Just busy all day.... My sister is "pimping me out" again! I have to write her friend's personal essay to get into business school.

I said: "Awright already! I'll write your friend's essay, just stop calling me 'sweet tits'! And since when you have a gold tooth?"

Anyway, I thought I'd answer you on the thread rather than PM because I have a dirty story, for the Eliters who might like it.

My sister used to always have me write her college essays, always! She said:
"It's just because you write that kind of academic bullshit all the time and have come to enjoy it and be good at it. It's like, if you ever needed to give a blow job, you could come to me, and I would do it for you."

Mom and Dad were so proud that we could combine our strengths like that!
 
HappyScrappy said:
are there pictures of this legend, the woman buksoon?

or would they just ruin the mythic legend that we've created?
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Believe me, they would RUIN it. I will never post them at this point. It would be cruel! It would be like if a little kid met Joe Dimaggio and found out he was an ass. ('Cause he was supposedly.)

Anyway, Fro is silly. I love that crazy man. I am the Pillsbury doughboy on nitroux oxide. Just giggling like that.
 
HappyScrappy said:
are there pictures of this legend, the woman buksoon?

or would they just ruin the mythic legend that we've created?
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I've seen some pictures but I've been forbidden from posting them. She is hot. A short, petitie better-looking Alanis Morrisette.
 
frorider6 said:


I've seen some pictures but I've been forbidden from posting them. She is hot. A short, petitie better-looking Alanis Morrisette.
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that sounds an awful lot like my friend's girlfriend - does she have a boyfriend and live in the NE??
the one I'm thinking of though isn't that smart.
 
HappyScrappy said:


that sounds an awful lot like my friend's girlfriend - does she have a boyfriend and live in the NE??
the one I'm thinking of though isn't that smart.
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She's very smart and as far as I know, unattached. Which I don't understand.

I would be all over this girl if I could.:p
 
Frackal said:
Well it's the Tao Of Steve bro. ( a movie of that name, very good )

Anyway, 3 rules -

-Be desireless
-Be excellent
-Be gone

Basically, it's the way to manipulate a woman into sleeping with you.

First, you must eliminate your desire to fuck her. A woman can smell agenda.

Second, you must be excellent. Show her that you are worthy of her stinky little cu..errrr worthy of sexual congress with her.

Third, be gone. We pursue that which retreats from us. Act disinterested.

Now if this doesnt' work, you may envoke the contigency plan, rule number four, which involves a shovel and a .45

Well no one should listen to me anyway, do I look like a fucking guru on women? All I have been able to discern is that they are fucking worthless for the most part. (With a few exceptions, some on this board)
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Bad advice, Frackal! Even in the movie, he saw the error of his ways! That whole 3-prong strategy was based entirely on dysfunction and he "reformed" at the end, because the girl TOTALLY saw thru it.

The better movie to study/memorize for "how to get the girl": _Say Anything_. Lloyd Dobbler, baby! The BOOMBOX SERENADE, the laying it on the line!

Just trust me on this: No woman who went came of age in the late '80's/early '90's will ever forget that character, and that scene! That's like our porn.
 
You silly kids...it is always better to just be friends anyway!!!

B True
 
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