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I hate Velvett thread.

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I dig her, but she'd get pissed if I lived with her cause we're both stubborn and I will not put my used dishes into the dishwasher until I've used them several times.
 
she looking like she got that good gooshy, gooshy
Fucking round with me, I beat the brakes off that pussy
Have her ass cumming like a porn star movie
Tell her friends and I bet they all wanna do me
 
UA_Iron said:
yeah right, my threads rarely make it over 1 page.
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You underestimate just how many people have decided to hate 'velvett' since about a year ago.

:rolleyes:

Looks like you could have real winner.
:coffee:
 
needtogetas said:
fuck you biteme that hert. :worried:
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I was just trying to get a reaction.
:evil:

I don't really think you're fat.
 
I Like her ALOT

I worry someitmes though that she wont let people Love her

if a man like me came along I would help her unlearn what she has learned and learn a new way to love
 
GoldenDelicious said:
oooo this is going to be insightful ;)

(this thread = insecurity-ometer)
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'sup bor?
this planet needs thinkers such as you
 
she is one of those people that keeps me around this place. She is smart and thats hot, and she has done very well for herself, which tells me that she also can USE her smarts.
I would like to see a picture of her, to put a face to her name, but i understand why she has decided not to post pics.
 
MrMuscle said:
she is one of those people that keeps me around this place. She is smart and thats hot, and she has done very well for herself, which tells me that she also can USE her smarts.
I would like to see a picture of her, to put a face to her name, but i understand why she has decided not to post pics.
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Nice post. Very true! :)
 
MrMuscle said:
she is one of those people that keeps me around this place. She is smart and thats hot, and she has done very well for herself, which tells me that she also can USE her smarts.
I would like to see a picture of her, to put a face to her name, but i understand why she has decided not to post pics.
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Don't be a kissass.
 
MrMuscle said:
go lie down for a second and then stand up quick. maybe youll get a dizzy spell, bump your head, and get a more pleasant personality.
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;)
 
Velvettttttttttt

before I answer, do you:
1) dislike me
2) dislike me intensely
3) have no opinion re me whatsoever, consider me a nullity
4) like me
5) like me wetly

-
 
LOL...does anyone dislike Velvett? I don't think so. I also don't think she would lose any sleep if they did.
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL...does anyone dislike Velvett? I don't think so. I also don't think she would lose any sleep if they did.
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you're next, heather.... :evil:
 
i can't stand you egg-suckin' ass kissing dogs. you're prolly like this at work, too, if you have a job. if so, step into my office, cuz you're fucking fired!
 
HumanTarget said:
i can't stand you egg-suckin' ass kissing dogs. you're prolly like this at work, too, if you have a job. if so, step into my office, cuz you're fucking fired!
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I will soon cross you off the list too...

:evil: :evil: :evil:
 
UA_Iron said:
I will soon cross you off the list too...

:evil: :evil: :evil:
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i didn't read the whole thread, as it's filled with a bunch of p-whipped dudes trying to suck up to fantasy females. how fucking trite. if you're gonna do something like that, do it when a chick is showing off her wet ass in the shower....
 
HumanTarget said:
i can't stand you egg-suckin' ass kissing dogs. you're prolly like this at work, too, if you have a job. if so, step into my office, cuz you're fucking fired!
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They let the fry cook fire people these days? lol....j/k
 
HumanTarget said:
i didn't read the whole thread, as it's filled with a bunch of p-whipped dudes trying to suck up to fantasy females. how fucking trite. if you're gonna do something like that, do it when a chick is showing off her wet ass in the shower....
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I don tknow wtf you're talking about.

Seriously.
 
hotzie said:
me and her momma have ruined a few sheets
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you should introduce them to each other, i don't think they've remember each other. the only memory they share is Heather being shoved thru the book deposit chute at the library....
 
I'm more of a polyester/cotton guy. No offense.

If she ever robbed me, I could describe her right boob to a police sketch artist.
 
gotmilk said:
I'm more of a polyester/cotton guy. No offense.

If she ever robbed me, I could describe her right boob to a police sketch artist.
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i'm sure her tit prints are on file somewhere.....
 
Nope. We seem to see eye to eye on certain issue's. I bet she'd be fun to get in an argument with.

Whiskey
 
Wtf? A velvett bashing thread? What for? I like Velvett. Never seen her do or say anything that would merit contempt.
 
velvett said:
You underestimate just how many people have decided to hate 'velvett' since about a year ago.

:rolleyes:

Looks like you could have real winner.
:coffee:
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I heard a story that made me question you, but it was gossip, and seems to have been refuted by all parties involved and I just dropped it there (can you imagine that?!?!) mostly out of respect to you.

I'm hoping that if people don't "like" you here its not because of that.
 
velvett stole my peanut butter and jelly sandwhich once and i hated her ever since.

sandwhich stealer that she is.
 
Yeah I hate her too.














But by "hate" of course I'd be referring to the pull your hair, take you from behind and make you my bitch variety. :evilking:
 
She's a bitch.





































not.
 
i love velvett so much, i would carry her anywhere she wanted to go. even brooklyn or queens maybe. and i'd write poems about her all day, if my thumb weren't heavily up my arse.

down with devo.
 
jackangel said:
i love velvett so much, i would carry her anywhere she wanted to go. even brooklyn or queens maybe. and i'd write poems about her all day, if my thumb weren't heavily up my arse.

down with devo.
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how's the squishy mart, bro?
 
blueta2 said:
She is actually the only mod with class that I have seen on EF.
Good vibes from her....
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she's a bitch-n-a-half. but if she really cared, she'd lock half the threads out there right now. so, i think they're just token lockings....
 
velvett said:
You underestimate just how many people have decided to hate 'velvett' since about a year ago.

:rolleyes:

Looks like you could have real winner.
:coffee:
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WTF???


worst thread ever. I sit in my closet and pray that Vel will get a divorce and fall in love with me.














ok. not really...but she's hot. I'd do her.
 
bluepeter said:
Read your dictionary entry again you intellectually stunted assbag.
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per·son·i·fi·ca·tion (pr-sn-f-kshn) Pronunciation Key
n.
The act of personifying.
A person or thing typifying a certain quality or idea; an embodiment or exemplification: “He's invisible, a walking personification of the Negative” (Ralph Ellison).
A figure of speech in which inanimate objects or abstractions are endowed with human qualities or are represented as possessing human form, as in Hunger sat shivering on the road or Flowers danced about the lawn. Also called prosopopeia.
Artistic representation of an abstract quality or idea as a person.


So while this thread could be "gay" (correct use of personification), it cannot be the personification of faggotry.

Dude, don't fuck with me. My verbal SAT score was freaky high.
 
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