I Hate the Neighbor's Dog.

[DannoMight]

My new neighbor has a boxer that is constantly leaping over their three and a half foot fence and shitting everywhere but their own yard. I was thiinking of doing something mean like shooting it in the ass with a pellet gun every time I see it hop the fence and go in my yard but I got something about being mean to animals. I asked nicely that the neighbor's wife keep a better eye on the dog since she don't work or barely leave the house but this too has failed to reduce the poop situation or the dog roaming the neighborhood. There have also been complaints of the dog going on other people's property and barking and snapping at the other neighbors. My fiance's mother was afraid to walk off my front porch beacuse she was afraid the dog was going to attack her. I kept barking and snapping while moving closer.
So the other day I just about filled up a paper grocery bag (about 3/4 full) until it was ready to break and spread the dog turds over their front porch. They were a little upset but for the past two weeks they have been cleaning the poo from my yard and mowing my lawn. This is good and all but I would rather not have any poo in my yard. I like dogs but this is the main reason that I wouldn't own a large dog.

 

[nutsnack]

me too

 

[biteme]

That was a good solution, sometimes you just have to get mean. And as far as for that dog roaming and terrorizing the neighborhood. A stun gun and mace should do the job of taming the fucker.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

marinade some doggie treats in arsenic- then feed dog
problem solved

 

[starfish]

That was a good solution, sometimes you just have to get mean. And as far as for that dog roaming and terrorizing the neighborhood. A stun gun and mace should do the job of taming the fucker.

You are sick to say that. It's not the dogs fault it's owners are so inconsiderate.

 

[wootoom]

my neighbours dog has a 4 inch clit

 

[biteme]

You are sick to say that. It's not the dogs fault it's owners are so inconsiderate.

Doesn't matter whose fault it is. You can't have Fido roaming around the neighborhood terrorizing everyone. You can stun gun the owners too.

 

[jenscats5]

Call the police or the SPCA re: dog on the loose..........make them go get it at the pound every time it "escapes."

 

[DannoMight]

That was going to be the nezt step. But i know that other neighbors are more than likely to make the call. I'll just talk others into following my poo spreading.

 

[biteme]

That was going to be the nezt step. But i know that other neighbors are more than likely to make the call. I'll just talk others into following my poo spreading.

Make some poo sandwiches and hand deliver them.

 

[DannoMight]

or spread under the door handles of their cars.

 

[jenscats5]

My neighbor's dog pooped on my front step today!!

Lil fecker!!