I hate stupid people. part 1

[Moderate_THIS]

I lost my cellphone, and I did end up finding it no thanks to these two imbeciles.

"Do you remember where you had it last?" No, moron. If I remembered where I had it last, I'd go to the place where I had it last, and then I'd have it. Fuck off, eat shit, and your reverse evolution experiment was a success.

"You always find something in the last place you look." Really, Descartes? After I find something I keep looking, just to spite the one truth your life smitten with a jacob kreutzfeld wasted brain has realized. Now fuck off.

We need more stupid people stories.

 

[sweed]

you should have said to them...



"Here's your sign."

 

[hardrock]

you should have said to them...



"Here's your sign."

LMAO!!

I lost my this weekend too and cash/debit card last weekend. Not my fucking month. I've never lost either before.

 

[Robert Jan]

just FYI
people say shit like

Its always in the last place you look
in jest

 

[Moderate_THIS]

just FYI
people say shit like

Its always in the last place you look
in jest

most people, thank god

 

[WODIN]

Whenever I lose something and then find it I look in one more place so that I can say it wasn't in the last place I looked.

 

[jerkbox]

Whenever I lose something and then find it I look in one more place so that I can say it wasn't in the last place I looked.

ingenious

 

[juve]

direct them to the nootropic board, for it lacks vivacity

 

[RADAR]

When i find mine i leave it so i will know where it is when i want it!


RADAR

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

when i have my fishing gear on, with fishing rod in my hand. someone will usually ask me "are you going fishing?"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

You owe Juve a beer for using that

 

[SoKlueles]

I put stuff up so i dont forget it,





and i forget where i put it

 

[Silent Method]

I sometimes spend 20+ minutes searching for my car keys. The later I get the more frantic my search. They are usually hiding right in my hand while I'm searching.