I hate feet!

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I will never understand a foot fetish. I walk around the city and suburbs and women are in sandals, wearing flip-flops, etc etc etc… Like passing a car wreck with carnage all over I have to look and in turn get grossed out (FEMALES). Somehow I unconsciously rate them on it but it still grosses me out. Like some chick could be hot as hell but have feet like a crow on a wire. No matter how hot she is, she is disgusting in my book.

If some girl wanted me to lick her foot and stuck it in my face I would put her head through a sheetrock wall. F’kin disgusting!

 

[Bulldog_10]

So you 1) rate feet 2) reject girls based on their feet

and you DON'T have a foot fetish?

 

[MrMuscle the return]

i have no foot fetish. but i think its dead sexy when girls wear a long t-shirt and socks...dont ask me why.

 

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and you DON'T have a foot fetish?

Is ther something as weird as an "anti foot fetish"?

The thing is that girls do not get extra points in my book for it but because it grosses me out so damn much it is an eliminator.

I can't figure it out either. Just saw some girl downstairs with water filled blisters on her achilles (did I spell that right?) heels and I just was rattled.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Yeah, i agree that bad feet can be a huge turnoff...but when a girl has cute feet, it's a big plus in my book. It just kinda says that she takes care of herself.

Ugly feet suck!

 

[gettinlarger]

If a chick doesn't take care of her feet, just imagine what other things she neglects ...

 

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If a chick doesn't take care of her feet, just imagine what other things she neglects ...

Now I am thinking. YUCK!

There was some hottie. Dresses nice and takes care of herself. She wore sandles about a week ago and it looked like she was dancing in tar the day before. I am talking black gum under the nails. I could imagine the other things we can not see on her and how ill kept they are.

 

[Zoalord]

Well kept chick feet are fucking hot.

 

[theoak01]

my sister is totally grossed out be feet also,and she was terrified by that fucking toyota commercial where there are faces on the toes,so one day I painted them on my toes and put my foot in her face while she was sleeping and started singing born to be alive ,she fucking lost it

 

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she fucking lost it

I feel for her but that was funny!

Here is something that would freak me out. Put your smelly socks in her pillow. Tell her in the AM when she wakes up what you did.

 

[theoak01]

lol man thats my next trick,Ill let ya know how that goes

 

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put parmagine cheese in them for more effect! Not too much but enough!

 

[theoak01]

oh god that would be fucking hilarious

 

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I did it to my Ex-GF. In year 3 of 5. She kept blaming me for smelling. Hid her face in the pillow so she wouldn’t smell whatever that stink was. The in the middle of the night was yelling. I woke up and she was holding my socks and screaming how gross that was.

 

[theoak01]

lol thats fucking great,the best is when you wait until the girlfriend is sleeping and rip a ripe protein fart then give them a dutch oven and roll over and pretend your sleeping

 

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Here is where my maturity kicks in.

The wife has been bitching about the protein farts for months. She’s had it with them and she says that someday I am going to shit the bed.

I bought a whoopee cousin and I am going to fill it part with warm water. When she gets settled in I am going to put my ass to her back and squeeze the whoopee cousin on her back and splatter the warm water on her. I want to see how fast she jumps up screaming and runs into the shower.

 

[theoak01]

fucking sweet,you have to keep us posted on that

 

[FitFossil]

...I bought a whoopee cousin and I am going to fill it part with warm water. When she gets settled in I am going to put my ass to her back and squeeze the whoopee cousin on her back and splatter the warm water on her. I want to see how fast she jumps up screaming and runs into the shower.

Hope her sense of humor is as good as yours. My husband and I pull pranks on each other a lot. We both have a warped sense of humor and enjoy trying to get each others' goat - I think it's a sign of a healthy relationship.

 

[gettinlarger]

Here is where my maturity kicks in.

The wife has been bitching about the protein farts for months. She’s had it with them and she says that someday I am going to shit the bed.

I bought a whoopee cousin and I am going to fill it part with warm water. When she gets settled in I am going to put my ass to her back and squeeze the whoopee cousin on her back and splatter the warm water on her. I want to see how fast she jumps up screaming and runs into the shower.

LOL! That's friggin awesome.

 

[FitFossil]

As for feet, it is shocking how bad some women let their feet get. They wear these "fashionable" shoes and end up with corns, callouses, bunions, blisters, and crooked toes. As bad as some feet look, I find it amazing they can still walk.

 

[the_jarhead]

If there is such a thing as an anti foot fetish I have it. I fucking hate feet. I don’t care if they are well taken care of or not. I don’t like to look at them, I won’t touch them, and hate when someone touches mine.
I had a girlfriend who asked me suck her toes once. I told I open to any sexually but I would not touch her feet. I don’t mind sticking my touch in her ass but I will let feet anywhere near my mouth
Think about all the nasty shit that touches your feet. Even as soon as you get out of the shower the first thing you do is step on the floor. Would you lick your bathroom floor? Then why the hell would you suck toes?