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I hate Canada

patsfan1379 said:
In order for me to get annoyed at someone making my assertions look stupid I would have to be legitmately trying to prove that Canada sucks.

I made a joke thread. I'm making fun of a highway made of snow, mullets and the word hoser.

The only thing I'm serious about is telling you that honestly - 100% seriously - maybe you should talk to someone to find out why you need to make others feel stupid to make yourself feel better.
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lol

Dude, take a pill. The thread is obviously in jest as are my responses. You still wearing Lestat's buttplug?
 
patsfan1379 said:
What a cop-out.

Back to hating Canadians.
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You goat fellating assgoblin. Americans are so stupid a recent survey indicated half of them couldn't find several of their own states on a map.
 
bluepeter said:
You goat fellating assgoblin. Americans are so stupid a recent survey indicated half of them couldn't find several of their own states on a map.
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but they did manage to place Europe correctly in their US map right? and ascertain that Africa is indeed a "big country"
 
pintoca said:
but they did manage to place Europe correctly in their US map right? and ascertain that Africa is indeed a "big country"
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I think some accomplished that impressive feat. However, over 70% could not locate Israel or India on a map. America is one giant testament to the fact that inbreeding does cause brain damage.
 
patsfan are u serious in here? bluepeter will own u bro
 
bluepeter said:
You goat fellating assgoblin. Americans are so stupid a recent survey indicated half of them couldn't find several of their own states on a map.
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LOL @ goat fellating assgoblin!
 
I wonder, if someone were to do a plat search for the word "fellate", what percentage of BP's posts would contain it? I'm thinking 78-90%-ish.

Canada doesn't strike me as the brightest country out there. They've got to have at least as many morons per capita as the U.S. They just sound funnier when they say dumb shit.

They did manage to crank out Pam Anderson...
 
jnevin said:
I wonder, if someone were to do a plat search for the word "fellate", what percentage of BP's posts would contain it? I'm thinking 78-90%-ish.

Canada doesn't strike me as the brightest country out there. They've got to have at least as many morons per capita as the U.S. They just sound funnier when they say dumb shit.

They did manage to crank out Pam Anderson...
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No country is as stupid as one that makes a 'star' out of ditchpigs like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton et al.
 
bluepeter said:
No country is as stupid as one that makes a 'star' out of ditchpigs like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton et al.
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Canucks buy into it too, so don't blame the source. It's a smart person that can market shit like that to people stupid enough to buy it.
 
jnevin said:
Canucks buy into it too, so don't blame the source. It's a smart person that can market shit like that to people stupid enough to buy it.
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True so no more Celine Dion jokes.
 
bluepeter said:
Stupid enough to pay for it ;)

Morons.
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That screeching pigfucker sells out every one of her shows, doesn't she? I didn't know there were that many fat chicks with hysterectomies and geigh homos in the world.
 
jnevin said:
That screeching pigfucker sells out every one of her shows, doesn't she? I didn't know there were that many fat chicks with hysterectomies and geigh homos in the world.
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Indeed she does and you dumbasses are paying her millions to appear. lmao

As abominable as she is, her voice makes American 'stars' like Britney sound like Rosanne Barr on crack.
 
bluepeter said:
Indeed she does and you dumbasses are paying her millions to appear. lmao

As abominable as she is, her voice makes American 'stars' like Britney sound like Rosanne Barr on crack.
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Vegas is an international vacation spot. A lot of stinky euros and mullet toting canadians there. And no matter what she's making, the dumbass American company that's whoring that pig out is making more. I'm sure you guys have some fun stuff too. Logging, getting oil out of sand, indian casinos, ice fishing. Oh wait, skiing. We don't have that here. :rolleyes:
 
jnevin said:
Vegas is an international vacation spot. A lot of stinky euros and mullet toting canadians there. And no matter what she's making, the dumbass American company that's whoring that pig out is making more. I'm sure you guys have some fun stuff too. Logging, getting oil out of sand, indian casinos, ice fishing. Oh wait, skiing. We don't have that here. :rolleyes:
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Nice.
 
jnevin said:
Vegas is an international vacation spot. A lot of stinky euros and mullet toting canadians there. And no matter what she's making, the dumbass American company that's whoring that pig out is making more. I'm sure you guys have some fun stuff too. Logging, getting oil out of sand, indian casinos, ice fishing. Oh wait, skiing. We don't have that here. :rolleyes:
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lol

Don't forget seal clubbing.
 
bluepeter said:
lol

Don't forget seal clubbing.
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I do that to the homeless here. It's much more satisfying to see the fear and realization that the end has arrived in a piece of shit junkie's eyes that to splat a seal pup's brains all over a fuggin frozen tundra.
 
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes. They are a society funded on lies because they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham. Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought. Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder . . . then they rape them. That last sentence is a true story, look it up in USA Today, it happens all the time. We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language. We all know how the Frenchies are pussies and Canadaians are the French peoples bithches, so that makes Canada a bigger bitch than a bitch. And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes". I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job. The other funny thing is that most of the teams in the NHL are losing money and the league is probably going to fold up next year. HAHAHA those stupid Canadians love hockey so much: What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh? Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip. I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights. Pamela Anderson said she got Hepatitis C because she deserved it for being Canadian (that's what the C stands for). I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week. I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada. I had to speak out against the evil-doers in Canada. Go to hell Canada, go to hell!!!
 
patsfan1379 said:
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes. They are a society funded on lies because they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham. Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought. Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder . . . then they rape them. That last sentence is a true story, look it up in USA Today, it happens all the time. We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language. We all know how the Frenchies are pussies and Canadaians are the French peoples bithches, so that makes Canada a bigger bitch than a bitch. And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes". I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job. The other funny thing is that most of the teams in the NHL are losing money and the league is probably going to fold up next year. HAHAHA those stupid Canadians love hockey so much: What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh? Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip. I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights. Pamela Anderson said she got Hepatitis C because she deserved it for being Canadian (that's what the C stands for). I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week. I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada. I had to speak out against the evil-doers in Canada. Go to hell Canada, go to hell!!!
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ROFLMAO

Where did you find that dude?
 
patsfan1379 said:
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes. They are a society funded on lies because they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham. Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought. Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder . . . then they rape them. That last sentence is a true story, look it up in USA Today, it happens all the time. We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language. We all know how the Frenchies are pussies and Canadaians are the French peoples bithches, so that makes Canada a bigger bitch than a bitch. And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes". I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job. The other funny thing is that most of the teams in the NHL are losing money and the league is probably going to fold up next year. HAHAHA those stupid Canadians love hockey so much: What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh? Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip. I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights. Pamela Anderson said she got Hepatitis C because she deserved it for being Canadian (that's what the C stands for). I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week. I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada. I had to speak out against the evil-doers in Canada. Go to hell Canada, go to hell!!!
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LMAO!! WTF??
 
patsfan1379 said:
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes. They are a society funded on lies because they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham. Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought. Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder . . . then they rape them. That last sentence is a true story, look it up in USA Today, it happens all the time. We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language. We all know how the Frenchies are pussies and Canadaians are the French peoples bithches, so that makes Canada a bigger bitch than a bitch. And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes". I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job. The other funny thing is that most of the teams in the NHL are losing money and the league is probably going to fold up next year. HAHAHA those stupid Canadians love hockey so much: What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh? Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip. I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights. Pamela Anderson said she got Hepatitis C because she deserved it for being Canadian (that's what the C stands for). I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week. I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada. I had to speak out against the evil-doers in Canada. Go to hell Canada, go to hell!!!
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The only thing I have to say about that, is, I tip hella good. 15-50%, depending on service & the servers aesthetics.
 
I have been to canada only 2 times in my 25 years of life. It was ok. I went and stayed at a former relatives house out in caribou (sp) it was rough..Lmao, I was about 9 or 10 years old. Dude, there was a snake on her front porch..hahahaha I was scared
 
Wootoom said:
do u like phil collins?
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I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.
 
patsfan1379 said:
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.
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lol u type fast
 
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