I hate button up flys

[HappyScrappy]

I have a few pants that I love the way they feel and fit. fantastic.
but the fuckers have button up flys.
when I'm racing into the bathroom b/c I gotta piss, the last thing I want is to fumble with that shit.
sometimes it is okay on jeans with the rigid buttons - you can just pull at an angle and they come undone - but the kakhis with them suck.
they are also annoying to get back up again.

and it sucks when chicks have them too.

I hate buttons. and pants.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

Can't wear button flyes - too tight on the legs......that's why I prefer velcro

 

[toga22]

Button fly jeans are my favorite...

of course then again I don't have to worry about quickly "whipping it out"...lol

~toga

 

[The Shadow]

Button fly jeans are my favorite...

of course then again I don't have to worry about quickly "whipping it out"...lol

~toga

I prefer not to whip it...but to unveil its magnificance slowly

 

[john937]

I prefer not to whip it...but to unveil its magnificance slowly

Have I got the pants for you!

 

[toga22]

I prefer not to whip it...but to unveil its magnificance slowly

Haha!!

It seems I have a lot to learn!!

~toga

 

[the nature boy]

I can appreciate the concept of the button fly. The last thing I want next to my twing n' berries are dangerous metal teeth. However button flys are not practical. there's always one that I can't seem to button.

 

[HappyScrappy]

from now on, I've decided I'm just gonna get latex paint and every morning roll around in a tub full of that and then let it dry.
seems like far less of a hassle than clothes.

 

[slickdadd]

all my pants are button flys now, not by choice. Due to this i hardly keep them buttoned when i am in the house because its such a pain to piss, so i often find myself in public catching an unintended breath of fresh air. Oh well.

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, jcrew apparently designs pants for really really skinny legged people. and they must not ever want me to sit down either. my legs are small right now and I'm still feeling these are bit snug.

 

[musclebrains]

The ultimate annoyance is button-fly boxer briefs.

 

[HappyScrappy]

The ultimate annoyance is button-fly boxer briefs.

yes - and those buttons can cause damage if you grind them into other people's anatomy.
they seem to come and go in popularity - I had a few of them waaaay back in the 90's, but have none now. yet I still shop at the same places.
imagine that.

 

[Newbie2building]

I prefer not to whip it...but to unveil its magnificance slowly

Have I got the pants for you!

can we see the rest of that picture please???

i LOVE button fly jeans. i love the sound they make when you RIP them off. keep wearing them. they'll soften up and get easier with time. plus the more you wear them the nicer your ass will look

 

[Warik]

...................................................... You guys wear button-up fly jeans? ...........................................................

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I don't know how to respond to this. I saw an awesome pair of jeans on the shelf one day. They were kickass... looked awesome, felt awesome, perfect size, super cheap, button-fly.... what?... button-fly?.... back on the shelf you go.

-Warik

 

[bigschweeler]

all my pants are button flys now, not by choice. Due to this i hardly keep them buttoned when i am in the house because its such a pain to piss, so i often find myself in public catching an unintended breath of fresh air. Oh well.

You don't choose your own pants??

 

[musclebrains]

You don't choose your own pants??

He is a slave to fashion, obviously.

 

[danielson]

i hate the fact that the middle one can sometimes decide to undo itself, and you havr to fumble with them

but i;ve got used to them now

 

[john937]

Originally posted by Newbie2building can we see the rest of that picture please???

Same model, different shorts: http://mr-s-leather-fetters.com/pictures/H2.gif

 

[Boach]

People, they're buttons, not advanced neurosurgery! Jesus.

 

[bigschweeler]

People, they're buttons, not advanced neurosurgery! Jesus.

hahahahaha!!

 

[PumpedRock]

I *hate* button fly khakis. Bought some from Jcrew... didnt notice the button fly when I bought them. The first time I wore them (out drinking) I lost two buttons cause I tugged on it too hard. DAMMIT.

 

[Newbie2building]

Same model, different shorts: http://mr-s-leather-fetters.com/pictures/H2.gif

thanks he looks a little chilly wouldnt you say?

 

[john937]

Hmm...I thought he was hot.

 

[musclebrains]

Button-fly capri lederhosen are hot.