I got jumped today by some asses!!!

[Mysterio]

I went to go play basketball today at a popular pickup game area......half way through the game I went for a lay up, where this guy just stands in the middle of the lane, so I just take off into the air at the same time coming down on him.....around 9:00 p.m. I thought I'd walk home for extra cardio right, well to only meet that fool with his friends half way up the block to jump me. What can I say, but I got my ass beat. Right now I'm so mad and I don't know how to go about all this. DAMN IT, I AM PISSED!!

 

[Jimsbbc]

Sounds like he took it personally. You can either get him back or let it go. I personally would find him and kick his fucking head in - but that is just me.

 

[salviadro]

workout, get really big, then do the head kickin thing.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Disappear for 8 weeks, meanwhile eat lots of dbol and blast youself with some fina. Find out where that fool hangs and eat a couple of halo's an hour before showing up and pulverizing him.

 

[Crazier]

I definately wouldn't be done with the motherfucker.

Just out of curiosity... you said he 'went and got more friends.'

Let me guess... You didn't mention...

Were they black guys?
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[BigDdaGanjalist]

Just out of curiosity... you said he 'went and got more friends.'

Let me guess... You didn't mention...

Were they black guys?
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ooooooh... is there still a lot of those "politically correct" ppl around here?

 

[JohnyJuice]

I definately wouldn't be done with the motherfucker.

Just out of curiosity... you said he 'went and got more friends.'

Let me guess... You didn't mention...

Were they black guys?
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I was thinking the same thing.

 

[bigkraut]

Well, they didn't do too good a job on you. You're not in the hospital or worse, so I'd say they ain't much. To be honest, I'd probably take my gatt an install some air conditioning in'em. A one on one fight, that's fine. A jump, I look at that as attempted murder. If they didn't kill me, I wouldn't be inclined to give 'em another chance. However, where I come from, that's expected.

 

[Crazier]

I was thinking the same thing.

I think everyone was... but now Crazier will be labeled the racist.

Please. It's just an observation. Proved by statistics.

I love when you bring statistics into the game, and people still scream 'racism!'

Well, let me break it down so you can understand...

Yo homie... ain't got no jive shit here yo... you take me to the hoop homie? I be back with 2 of my niggas. We gonna fuck yo white ass up booooyyyyyyyy.

Anywho... sorry to hear mysterio.

I mean hell... I could be wrong... but I feel pretty confident on this one.
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[BigDdaGanjalist]

I think everyone was... but now Crazier will be labeled the racist.

Please. It's just an observation. Proved by statistics.

I love when you bring statistics into the game, and people still scream 'racism!'

Well, let me break it down so you can understand...

Yo homie... ain't got no jive shit here yo... you take me to the hoop homie? I be back with 2 of my niggas. We gonna fuck yo white ass up booooyyyyyyyy.

Anywho... sorry to hear mysterio.

I mean hell... I could be wrong... but I feel pretty confident on this one.
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don't worry got your back on this one (not like u need it) if Mrs./Mr. PC rears his/her ugly face

 

[Crazier]

don't worry got your back on this one (not like u need it) if Mrs./Mr. PC rears his/her ugly face

Thanks nigga.
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[Lord_Suston]

this is not tolerable...

Go to the hoops next week, but don't play just wait for the kids. Arm your self with some mace, a black jack, automatic baton, and some duck tape. Fuckin beat the living hell out of all of them, and make sure to break their legs while your at it. When the police come just make sure you are out of there. What are they gonna say you jumped them cause they beat you up a week ago, I don't think so, and since no one will see you on the court you can make up an excuse to where you were and as a bonus you won't have any marks on your hands.....

 

[Mysterio]

I definately wouldn't be done with the motherfucker.

Just out of curiosity... you said he 'went and got more friends.'

Let me guess... You didn't mention...

Were they black guys?
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Like I said, all kinds of poeple go there because it's pickup and it's a mixed neightborhood. These's asses were mostly black with 2 mexicans, and 1 asian dude.......No way in hell I'm I going to forget them.

 

[Mysterio]

Well, they didn't do too good a job on you. You're not in the hospital or worse, so I'd say they ain't much. To be honest, I'd probably take my gatt an install some air conditioning in'em. A one on one fight, that's fine. A jump, I look at that as attempted murder. If they didn't kill me, I wouldn't be inclined to give 'em another chance. However, where I come from, that's expected.

I just can take a punch because I use to box and I didn't want to bother with doctors and crap.

 

[Mysterio]

Re: this is not tolerable...

Go to the hoops next week, but don't play just wait for the kids. Arm your self with some mace, a black jack, automatic baton, and some duck tape. Fuckin beat the living hell out of all of them, and make sure to break their legs while your at it. When the police come just make sure you are out of there. What are they gonna say you jumped them cause they beat you up a week ago, I don't think so, and since no one will see you on the court you can make up an excuse to where you were and as a bonus you won't have any marks on your hands.....

Na, I'm bringing my friends so this will be even. This one fool Omar can fight me one on one or we can just rumble.

 

[dballer]

I have some ideas for you.

PM me.

 

[Mysterio]

I definately wouldn't be done with the motherfucker.

Just out of curiosity... you said he 'went and got more friends.'

Let me guess... You didn't mention...

Were they black guys?
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I'm going to hurt them all!

 

[Mysterio]

workout, get really big, then do the head kickin thing.

I ain't small, man. I'm 5'10 185 lbs.

 

[The Patriot!!!]

I just can take a punch because I use to box and I didn't want to bother with doctors and crap.

Bwahahahah....This is some good stuff!

 

[AAP]

I have some ideas for you.

PM me.

Shit dude, post em here.


Mysterio, man why didn't you hit em with a plancha?

 

[p0ink]

you should have fucked their asses like buster douglas would. what would buster douglas do?

 

[Mysterio]

Shit dude, post em here.


Mysterio, man why didn't you hit em with a plancha?

Ok, next time I will. This one will be for you man! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that.

 

[Mysterio]

you should have fucked their asses like buster douglas would. what would buster douglas do?

I was holding my own for about 7 min. until I wasn't able to hold off all 6 after I nocked out two of them. There a bunch of cowards and should of fought me on my own. One on one.

 

[AAP]

You could always round up Amaf off triedia and take him with you. You know, he has the suplex that can not be broken. Once he goes into that fighting stance, they will run.


Or you can challenge them to a hair vs. hair match. My suggestion is to fight like a rudo.

 

[Mysterio]

You could always round up Amaf off triedia and take him with you. You know, he has the suplex that can not be broken. Once he goes into that fighting stance, they will run.


Or you can challenge them to a hair vs. hair match. My suggestion is to fight like a rudo.

I don't have any hair right now

 

[Y_lifter]

Anyone have B.O.S.'s phone number?
I bet he would help ya out...

 

[AAP]

I don't have any hair right now

Do you have a mask you are willing to put on the line?

 

[saint808]

well good me says forget about it... bad me says get some bleach put it in a spray bottle and the spray em in the eyes and then beat them ith a t-ball bat... but that would be wrong.

 

[Kahn]

I'm going to hurt them all!

Same deal when I was in the Army. Go about your daily duties and you will run across them unexpectedly. Lean on 'em then. The best guy I caught was drilled before his eyes focused from coming inside. It take a couple seconds going into a motorpool hangar from the Texas sun. I waited afterwards so he knew it was me and why. He still denied it though. Have fun with it. Good Luck.

 

[SpecOps]

What I would do would depend on how bad they intended to hurt me. Did they get you down and keep hitting you while you were down?

If they did, then some serious fuckin payback is in order.

 

[Shiatsu]

Cripple them and their immediate families with the help of a blowtorch to the face and a cinder block to the knee. Then kill thier pets of course...

 

[Mysterio]

well good me says forget about it... bad me says get some bleach put it in a spray bottle and the spray em in the eyes and then beat them ith a t-ball bat... but that would be wrong.

Na, I don't get down like those pussys!!!!!!! It will be one on one. I sure hope they had a great time kicking my ass because I know I ain't going to show no mercy for what I'm going to do to them.

 

[Mysterio]

Do you have a mask you are willing to put on the line?

Yeah, I'm willing but I need the power of the Dandy in my corner though.

 

[bwood]

Like I said, all kinds of poeple go there because it's pickup and it's a mixed neightborhood. These's asses were mostly black with 2 mexicans, and 1 asian dude.......No way in hell I'm I going to forget them.

sounds like a Sallie Mae commercial

 

[AAP]

Yeah, I'm willing but I need the power of the Dandy in my corner though.

Here's what you do. Wear lots of neon clothing. Very bright. Very, VERY bright. Bring a wiffle ball bat. Start talking shit out loud a block away. Run up and unleash the pepper spray. Choke up on the wiffle ball bat and start flailing away.

[B[]Seize the power! Become the Pinata From Hell!!![/B]

 

[Mysterio]

Here's what you do. Wear lots of neon clothing. Very bright. Very, VERY bright. Bring a wiffle ball bat. Start talking shit out loud a block away. Run up and unleash the pepper spray. Choke up on the wiffle ball bat and start flailing away.

[B[]Seize the power! Become the Pinata From Hell!!! [/B]

I still want to perform a plancha and suicide dive.

 

[AAP]

I still want to perform a plancha and suicide dive.

Do it!!! You know they will all gather around in a close circle to keep you from hitting the ground.

 

[Mysterio]

Do it!!! You know they will all gather around in a close circle to keep you from hitting the ground.

Ok, after that I feel I should perform a corkscrew on them fools too....it's only right.