i got into a brawl last night...

[binö]

dude had been talking shit to me for a while, it was destined to happen.
i waited till he was comfortably asleep, then i choked him out
dicuss

 

[nangiggles]

well that is the certain way to win bro, kudos!

 

[WoodyO]

Aren't you a pacifist? We're you haunted by your desert storm memories?

 

[WoodyO]

A youtube video would better convey your message

 

[zwhit]

dude had been talking shit to me for a while, it was destined to happen.
i waited till he was comfortably asleep, then i choked him out
dicuss

LOL

you just can't come to terms with being a terrible womanizer

 

[WoodyO]

volunteer 40 hrs/wk at the local gay bar and use it to justify your actions

 

[nydj66]

knot sure that qualifies as a brawl.

 

[mrplunkey]

Did you do it in a charitable way?

 

[mrplunkey]

LOL

you just can't come to terms with being a terrible womanizer

^^^

I'm still trying to figure out how you get to the subtle compliment of "womanizer" to "beating a girl's ass". There must be a logic jump in there I missed.

 

[zwhit]

Did you do it in a charitable way?

most likely anonymously charitable. he doesn't like to be recognized when he gives out teh beatings

 

[mrplunkey]

most likely anonymously charitable. he doesn't like to be recognized when he gives out teh beatings

Apparently knot.

 

[EarthRider]

boy, i missed some good stuff, that's what i get for not checking forums last night

last night my wife didn't clean some dishes, so when she fell asleep i beat the shit out of her. i feel bad about it now, i said i'm sorry

 

[WoodyO]

boy, i missed some good stuff, that's what i get for not checking forums last night

last night my wife didn't clean some dishes, so when she fell asleep i beat the shit out of her. i feel bad about it now, i said i'm sorry

I got cash money says she can take you any day.

 

[EarthRider]

that's why i hit her while she sleeps bro

 

[smurf2]

lol classic

 

[cindylou]

I'm really uneasy. I don't want him to retaliate. I'm nervous, maybe I shouldn't have done this.

 

[EarthRider]

we all love you Cindy, no worries. What can he do. if he starts doing shit irl, woot will fly to fuck him up

 

[sterolizer]

I'm really uneasy. I don't want him to retaliate. I'm nervous, maybe I shouldn't have done this.

What did I miss now?!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm really uneasy. I don't want him to retaliate. I'm nervous, maybe I shouldn't have done this.

You did nothing wrong. All you did was call bullshit when you saw it.

 

[EarthRider]

What did I miss now?!

go and read the thread where java posted some shit about us not caring about a youtube vid bro, good shit in there

 

[AFeedz]

Bino, being a known ex-fogger, do you think I should light one up then kill myself? Ya know, since I'm a piece of shit for partaking in something you do also.

I was told by my therap...er...volunteer advisor encouraging suicide directly influences success.

 

[wootoom]

Roid rage?

Was it at the car wash?

 

[obsessedwliftin]

Holy shit what a mess. I need a hydro! Lmao!

 

[wootoom]

I take hydros for roid rage

 

[sterolizer]

go and read the thread where java posted some shit about us not caring about a youtube vid bro, good shit in there

Lolol holy shit that was an all out fucking war. I'm on Cindy's side. Java's a fggt, any guy who abuses women is a piece of shit low life. Nice fucking loser life Java

 

[cindylou]

Yeah, but I pwned myself because now I'm scared.

 

[miplank]

scared he is gonna come kick the shit out of you in your sleep?

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, but I pwned myself because now I'm scared.

did you steal from him?

 

[EarthRider]

Yeah, but I pwned myself because now I'm scared.

java wont do anything Cindy, he doesn't give a shit what any of us think of him.

 

[smurf2]

I'm really uneasy. I don't want him to retaliate. I'm nervous, maybe I shouldn't have done this.

what exactly are you afraid of? do you think he will come after you? or are you afraid he might say derogatory or inflammatory or false things about you on the internet?

all in all, he should not care what was said or what anyone here thinks, he has stated this many times before, he doesn't care, it's just the internet. let's see if that actually holds true for him.

 

[EarthRider]

if you show woot the twins i am sure he will ban him for you

 

[miplank]

Why did he lie in the other thread about the restitution he had to pay?

 

[cindylou]

what exactly are you afraid of? do you think he will come after you? or are you afraid he might say derogatory or inflammatory or false things about you on the internet?

all in all, he should not care what was said or what anyone here thinks, he has stated this many times before, he doesn't care, it's just the internet. let's see if that actually holds true for him.

I just don't want him to come down here because he's pissed off. I don't care what he posts about me.

 

[WoodyO]

Why did the newspaper article (or police report) you posted state that the victim was punched and choked in her sleep, when JG said she hit him first and he hit her back?

 

[cindylou]

Why did he lie in the other thread about the restitution he had to pay?

idk I noticed that too.

 

[wootoom]

Lolol holy shit that was an all out fucking war. I'm on Cindy's side. Java's a fggt, any guy who abuses women is a piece of shit low life. Nice fucking loser life Java

This is moderator material

 

[WoodyO]

I just don't want him to come down here because he's pissed off. I don't care what he posts about me.

Without his parole officers approval?

 

[miplank]

I just don't want him to come down here because he's pissed off. I don't care what he posts about me.

you need a drivers license for that

 

[wootoom]

K let's lay off the personal shit...we all know java is a really cool guy NOT

 

[WoodyO]

poast up an image of his house from google maps please

 

[nangiggles]

Why did the newspaper article (or police report) you posted state that the victim was punched and choked in her sleep, when JG said she hit him first and he hit her back?

you also dont get bruising in the neck, a broken nose and bleed from the face by being just slapped around or punched in the eye... also police reports usually have photos to back it up, they wouldn't put shit like that in the statement if she wasn't really bleeding from the face...

 

[miplank]

K let's lay off the personal shit...we all know java is a really cool guy NOT

who posted any personal information?


nice moderator life

 

[WoodyO]

you also dont get bruising in the neck, a broken nose and bleed from the face by being just slapped around or punched in the eye... also police reports usually have photos to back it up, they wouldn't put shit like that in the statement if she wasn't really bleeding from the face...

I punched my wife while I was sleeping once. She said I had both fists clenched and I was mumbling in my sleep and acting weird. She shook me to wake me up and I swung. I think I got her in the shoulder.

 

[wootoom]

who posted any personal information?


nice moderator life

Hahahahahahahah omg omg

 

[wootoom]

you also dont get bruising in the neck, a broken nose and bleed from the face by being just slapped around or punched in the eye... also police reports usually have photos to back it up, they wouldn't put shit like that in the statement if she wasn't really bleeding from the face...

If I was in the same house as you I would beat you black and blue for being such a shitty cook

 

[WoodyO]

If I was in the same house as you I would beat you black and blue for being such a shitty cook

She makes up for it with the butt sechs though

 

[wootoom]

She makes up for it with the butt sechs though

By the sounds of it, her hubby is teh gay

 

[miplank]

If I was in the same house as you I would beat you black and blue for being such a shitty cook

hard to fight w/food poisoning

 

[wootoom]

hard to fight w/food poisoning

Behahahahaahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahaahah

 

[wootoom]

I take hydros for poisoning

 

[obsessedwliftin]

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Ike says he beats bitches in their sleep too!

 

[bigpokey]

<------ this swolt boss playa will bodyguard/nanny for food, joos, and injects if u really scurt cindy

 

[nangiggles]

bunch of fucking roast hating comedians up in here.....

 

[sterolizer]

This is moderator material

Put in a good word for me broham

 

[EarthRider]

<------ this swolt boss playa will bodyguard/nanny for food, joos, and injects if u really scurt cindy

n sexuals, wtf is wrong with you

woot can i get hydros

 

[WoodyO]

hydros are for men

 

[EarthRider]

they wouldn't fill your script huh?

 

[WoodyO]

they wouldn't fill your script huh?

not til my pubes come in

 

[EarthRider]

that's what they said when i wanted androgel, fml

 

[sterolizer]

I use androgel for shaving cream

 

[EarthRider]

i put anadrol on my cawk to stimulate growth

 

[zwhit]

I use androgel for shaving cream

on your legs?

 

[WoodyO]

i put anadrol on my cawk to stimulate growth

It's all water weight bro

 

[sterolizer]

Lolololol

 

[wootoom]

hahahahahahahhaahahahaha

 

[shirlene29]

I laffed at this thread so hard I cried

 

[PICK3]

Presently, I have a choke hold on my cawk

 

[WoodyO]

damn, you've got some meaty man hands too.

 

[PICK3]

damn, you've got some meaty man hands too.

yep, knot girly little petite hands like Mitch

 

[bigpokey]

yep, knot girly little petite hands like Mitch

lolololololol

 

[PICK3]

lolololololol

ololololol!

 

[mrplunkey]

yep, knot girly little petite hands like Mitch

All the better to wrangle Mr. Long John with!

 

[miplank]

yep, knot girly little petite hands like Mitch

Wtf

 

[PICK3]

Wtf

ololololol!

 

[mrplunkey]

lololololololol!

 

[PICK3]

lololololololol!

ololololol!

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ololololol!

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[miplank]

Settle the fuck down

 

[mrplunkey]

Settle the fuck down

He's flirting!

 

[mustang_00]

phunniest phuking thread ever! post the link to javas thread. I must have missed that one

 

[-SD-]

This thread is choking the life out of all the other threads

 

[mrplunkey]

This thread is choking the life out of all the other threads

Does that make this thread a womanizer?

 

[binö]

This thread is choking the life out of all the other threads

with this thread my parody infamy on EF is cemented in stone

 

[PICK3]

with this thread my parody infamy on EF is cemented in stone

mine is delicately imprinted precariously close to water's edge with its intrinsic transitoriness being a function of the unpredicktabel mixed semidiurnal tide it will confront

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[PICK3]

lol

ololololol!

 

[mustang_00]

no?

 

[cindylou]

Did you do it in a charitable way?

lolol wtf does that mean anyway?

lol @ struggling with someone stealing from him. Twisted.

 

[mrplunkey]

lolol wtf does that mean anyway?

lol @ struggling with someone stealing from him. Twisted.

Don't make him reach out through the interwebs and smack you!

He's a womanizer, after all.

 

[miplank]

Don't make him reach out through the interwebs and smack you!

He's a womanizer, after all.

She's safe as long as she is awake...

 

[jackangel]

Java = Freddy Krueger