I got hypnotized tonight

[theoak01]

a friend of mine had tickets to see a X rated hypnotist and she invited me to check it out with her,so I go,and for the second half of the show she convinced me to get up and volunteer.

well buddy got me,I ended up humping a chair which in the end turned into roseanne barr and I tossed it across the stage,going into the audience and finding guys to dance with because I was suppose to be gay,giving dude a lap dance,giving a girl a lap dance,all while in my underwear. I also smoked a imaginary blunt and got high,aswell as give birth,lol it was fucked right up.

the worst was getting my memory back and being embarassed as hell.

I highly suggest trying this if you get a chance

 

[lilred]

I don't know Oakly, sounds risky!

 

[samoth]

Helluva k-hole there, broly.

 

[SoreArms]

now I'm feeling zombified!

 

[theoak01]

lol I just dont care about making a ass outta myself,you gotta be able to laugh at yourself.

samoth it felt like a fucked up high,when its going on you know whats happening but have no idea why the fuck your doing it.

 

[samoth]

lol I just dont care about making a ass outta myself,you gotta be able to laugh at yourself.

samoth it felt like a fucked up high,when its going on you know whats happening but have no idea why the fuck your doing it.

Wait, you were serious about the hypnosis part? I thought you were just making an allusion to some drug-induced state or something?

 

[theoak01]

ya I went to a show with a friend,it was fucking awesome

 

[samoth]

ya I went to a show with a friend,it was fucking awesome

If there was ever a hypnosis thing in my area, I'd totally go.

 

[Lestat]

holy shit, so it really works? I always thought it was mostly an act, people liked making a fool of themselves for attention or whatever.

 

[theoak01]

lestat I was thinking the exact same thing,but nope,it real,and scary people can control you like that,but fun none the less

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd like to harness this power and use it at my bank. Could be handy at the McDonalds drive-thru too..."you will make 5 egg mcmuffins...and you will give them to me for free".

 

[NJjuice22]

devil worshipper.

 

[theoak01]

lol yes Im such a evil bastard

 

[Lestat]

I'd like to harness this power and use it at my bank. Could be handy at the McDonalds drive-thru too..."you will make 5 egg mcmuffins...and you will give them to me for free".

lol