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dballer
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he asked me to copy paste it for him.. so here goes.
hahahahahahahahaaa that shit is funny as hell!!!
Originally sent to DBaller from BO$
" whats up dballer, i see some of the jerkoffs of elite dont believe that BO$ actually got shot by niggie, so if you would copy and paste this for them.
Whats up chumps and faggots (assplorer)? Thank you to all who wish me well, but to those who dont belive my story, you better listen to me right now chumps before my granny sticks her big voo-doo dildo all up in your jibba-jabba lickedy split candy asses! Couple days ago I was driving home from school, when I decided I had to stop by the library to pick me up a book I needed for my honors english class. I was driving under the speedlimit, minding my own business (like I always do). I looked down at my cd player, when the turdface in front of me decided he was gong to make a sudden turn. I couldn't stop in time, and I hit the faggot (actually i just tapped him.) So I gets out of my car and there is a little scratch on his bumper (boo-hoo, it was the size of ryanH's penis). So he starts yelling jibba at me, then he yells some jabba at me. I was like WTF? IT was all i could do to keep from laughing at him. He was jumping all up and down like a monkey, and his doo-doo rag was about to fall of his head. Anyway, I reached dwon and wiped the mark at me, he was like, "what ju doin' foo', dat was my bumpa, you dont be a touchin my car, a'ight?" Then he started saying how he was going to whip my ass, so I spat a lugie on his bumper. Then I stuck my middle finger in his face and walked away, when I heard shots, the pansy ass chump hit both my mother fucking legs. It ended up they had to amputate my left leg, and they thought they would have to do my right one too, but it turns out they wont have to. It really sucks cock having one leg.
There is some good news hower champs, or should i call you chumps? The good news is that BOS may be coming back to elite, because I dont really have much to do since I cant mothefucking walk. BO$ II should be on the boards shortley, as daniel dick, and test shit pointed out, I have been bumping some of my old polls "anymousley". For those who say they live near me, it happened in fallston, that is the library I was heading too when Jay-Z shot me. Test boy, hows you cock, my granny said she was gnawing, and clawing, and chewing on it like bagelbites. She also said it was so small, it could fit through one of the rings in shrebly's nips? Whoa!!! There are some advantages of having one leg I guess, my granny can toss my salad more easily now, she isn't so agile these days. Later champs!
BO$
-its high time to fuck granny, motherfuckers."
hahahahahahahahaaa that shit is funny as hell!!!

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