i get to do an experiment and train Curling :evil:

[Buddy_Christ]

yes i do

this will take place in my Psychology Applications class later on this semester, probably starting in October.

not quite sure all the details of the experiment and training yet, but i do know it involves electric shock when he fucks up

"what? you're not going to vote for Kerry?"



"what did you say? you're not pro-choice?"



this is going to be a hell of a lot of fun.

 

[Smurfy]

oh there are alot of people on EF who can be used for such case studies LOL

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I would pay good money to watch that.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah Crak CAN we get some video coverage?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah Crak CAN we get some video coverage?

well, my digital will get just over an hour but it's at a crappy resolution. i can, however, get 11 minutes of 640x480 good quality video with my 128mb memory stick. just need someone to host it for me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Conditioning someone like that better is more effective if you not just punish for the inapropriate behavior, but also make it pleasant when he follows the correct behavior. For example, if he says, "You know...a woman has the right to chose what she does with her body..." even in a jesting voice, the frist couple times he should get a blow job from an attractive women.

And if he goes, "Ahhh OK! I'll vote for Kerry...just don't fucking shock me again!' Give him a beer.

 

[Fragadelic]

I'll wait for the post-mortem -- you are gonna sacrifice him when the experiment is completed, right?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'll wait for the post-mortem -- you are gonna sacrifice him when the experiment is completed, right?

i don't know if they'll let me sacrifice him or not. might be against IRB rules and regulations.

however, i will make sure to apply enough voltage to not only render him impotent, but to completely fry the testicles so he can't drip any semen anywhere and accidentily reproduce.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm actually pretty upset this thread didn't take off like it should've. i mean, come on, we're talking about electric shock here...this is gonna be the most enjoyable thing any of us could wish to do!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i'm actually pretty upset this thread didn't take off like it should've. i mean, come on, we're talking about electric shock here...this is gonna be the most enjoyable thing any of us could wish to do!

No shit, I mean crak put alot of effort and thought intothis yesterday. Last night, I post a welcome to Annabelletx, and everyone finds out that she has slept with bbf and it hits 5 pages before midnight. The least you guys could do is validate crak's efforts here.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

thanks BBF. at least there's a few people that are sticking up for me.

where's Curling? i think according to the IRB i have to at least inform him he's going to be in some sort of an experiment. it's that whole ethics thing.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

thanks BBF. at least there's a few people that are sticking up for me.

where's Curling? i think according to the IRB i have to at least inform him he's going to be in some sort of an experiment. it's that whole ethics thing.

In a double-blind study if the experiment would be compromised by the subject knowing they are in an experiment, they can be subjects without their knowledge, IF the study will not harm them or cause undo distress to that individual. In this case we are talking about curling...he would actually benefit from this...so I think it qualifies. We just kidnap him at 1 am, drug him and get him in the lab, and I think we will be fine.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well, by the experiment's end, he might be rendered impotent and sterile, which would be harmful to him, but benificial to the rest of the population.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this really was one of my better threads that was definetly overlooked by too many people.

 

[curling]

Don't tell me crak that you are going to vote for that liberal loser are you? And you believe in killing babies too? Well at least you like sport bikes going for ya.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Don't tell me crak that you are going to vote for that liberal loser are you?

And you believe in killing babies too?

Well at least you like sport bikes going for ya.