I fucking suck

[sublime35]

You should have told her to forget her friends and leave with you.

 

[Sub-Zero]

you shoulda pulled a kevin little and gotten agressive and ordered her.

tell her shes going home with you tonight, and to let u jam her,

 

[patsfan1379]

i can't believe you blew it.

i really am legitimately agitated.

 

[Frisky]

sneak up on her and stick it up her ass...

she'll love it

 

[megamania500]

when i get there she starts hugging me and introducing me to her mates, so we get chatting, flirting ect, then i notice her friends getting a lil jelous.. so by the time were touchy feely. her freinds but in. and then pull her away by her arm,and start screaming at her ! so shes like sorry ill be back in 2 mins. so i stand there like a prick holding her drink for like 10mins. anyways i get pissed off and head to another part of the club. then i look at my phone and i have like 3 missed calls, and a txt from her asking where i am.

i meet up with her again, get close and dance a lil... then the same thing happens... !! but this time she doesnt really come back. i just get txts saying that shes in the toilets and her mates are not happy with her,ect ect. and then before i know she phones me says shes going home as things got weird . and her friends were not having a good time.

Hmmm. One possibility that comes to my mind is that she has a boyfriend and her friends don't want her cheating on him. Women are always doing intervening shit like that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ffs tt wtf

 

[tinytank]

Hmmm. One possibility that comes to my mind is that she has a boyfriend and her friends don't want her cheating on him. Women are always doing intervening shit like that.

why cant they just fuck off ?

 

[patsfan1379]

why cant the just fuck off ?

man the fuck up dude.

you blew like the most sure thing in history.

my autistic cousin could have landed that pussy

 

[myway]

sneak up on her and stick it up her ass...

she'll love it

Isn't that what happened to Sharon Stone in that old movie, "Slither"? I think that's what it was called. Anyhoo, she loved it.

 

[tinytank]

man the fuck up dude.

you blew like the most sure thing in history.

my autistic cousin could have landed that pussy

fuck you ! lol , ive just been asked to take some chick to the club on weds night, so i might just do that .. not decided yet, i hate going into work after being drunk and only getting like 2 hours sleep. its not very good,

next time i see her friends im just gonna walk over and smash them in there fat tarty faces !