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I found one more thing I suck at even more

Frisky

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than the internet!

Damn Text Messages. I am constantly sending them to the wrong person, or trying to make them short cause I hate how loong they take and I end up screwing up my message and pissing someone off lol :worried:

I suck
 
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if you think this is bad you should read my texts :(
 
Erzulie said:
than the internet!

Damn Text Messages. I am constantly sending them to the wrong person, or trying to make them short cause I hate how loong they take and I end up screwing up my message and pissing someone off lol :worried:

I suck

Yeah, like the one I got this morning

Copied from text message:

"Feisty, please ask Stick to take it easy on me when he comes down in April. I'm afraid he's not gonna let go when I try to tap out. I don't need a broken arm or leg."
 
I suck at it too. Takes me forever to write one out. Never try it while driving.
 
i bet i could find a laundry list of things. but atleast you can cook. that's something i can't ever get over. even with an ugly girl, you can anil an extra blanket up over the window. but a shiity cook sets the tone of the day, dayum, bitches take lessons.
 
humantarget said:
i bet i could find a laundry list of things. but atleast you can cook. that's something i can't ever get over. even with an ugly girl, you can anil an extra blanket up over the window. but a shiity cook sets the tone of the day, dayum, bitches take lessons.

Im sure you could toots, I make a list daily of the things I suck at
 
Erzulie said:
Im sure you could toots, I make a list daily of the things I suck at
i fucking hate it when you give in like that. i didn't get in one good shot and you're already pussing out. grow a set, already. you didn't even try, how does that feel??
 
humantarget said:
i fucking hate it when you give in like that. i didn't get in one good shot and you're already pussing out. grow a set, already. you didn't even try, how does that feel??


Im growing soft and humble in my old age I guess... I don't have much umph in me right now, Long stressful two weeks totally drained me.
 
Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
 
humantarget said:
Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
ok, Tommy Boy.
 
humantarget said:
Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]


Holy WTF?

LOL
 
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