Erzulie said:than the internet!
Damn Text Messages. I am constantly sending them to the wrong person, or trying to make them short cause I hate how loong they take and I end up screwing up my message and pissing someone off lol![]()
I suck
humantarget said:i bet i could find a laundry list of things. but atleast you can cook. that's something i can't ever get over. even with an ugly girl, you can anil an extra blanket up over the window. but a shiity cook sets the tone of the day, dayum, bitches take lessons.
i fucking hate it when you give in like that. i didn't get in one good shot and you're already pussing out. grow a set, already. you didn't even try, how does that feel??Erzulie said:Im sure you could toots, I make a list daily of the things I suck at
humantarget said:i fucking hate it when you give in like that. i didn't get in one good shot and you're already pussing out. grow a set, already. you didn't even try, how does that feel??
ok, Tommy Boy.humantarget said:Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
humantarget said:Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
i found it appropriate. and shame on you for knowing it.Smurfy said:ok, Tommy Boy.
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