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I dropped a guy last night!

Stryker1992

Stryker1992

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So, last night I went out, by mself to have a few beers. When I got to the bar there were a few wanna be mobsters or some shit there. they had cigars and brand, a lot of gold, etc. you get the pciture. So, anyway 3 smoking hot chicks come in and sit a few stools down. I was on the corner of the bar looking across at everyone. One chick kept texting and her friend saw I was doing the same. Apparently they were on a blind date to meet Tony. They asked if I was him...I said yes because thes bitches were smoking. Well, they kept texting anyway and it turns out they now know I was not Tony.......and guess where Tony was????? That's right in the rat pack wiht his boys!!!!

As soon as these chicks saw him they were basically like fuck off after a few moments because these guys were such sleeze bags. The girsl were really cuddling up to me and one in particular was really hitting it off with me. Afet maybe 15 or 20 minutes I went to piss and when I came back my stool was gone and there was a napkin on the bar in my place saying "fuck off homo."
I picked it up and read it and the girls looked at me and I asked who did this but they did not say...well....we all know who did. so i ignore it and after about another 20 minutes "tony" and his boys come over and step between me and the girl saying I needed to find another bar.

My response "Piss off" The fucking guy blows cigar smoke in my face. Now I am pissed. He grabs me by the shirt and fucking slaps me. I step back and we square off and the dude throws a fucking hay maker that I can see from about 3 blocks away. (I am a black belt) I watch him wind up and hammer him in the gut with a front kick. HE JUST DROPPED! I could not believe it. The dude layed on the flooor trying to breath and his boys help him out and he actually starts crying.

GUESS WHO GOT SOME PUSSY LAST NIGHT!!!!! :qt:
 
Stryker1992 said:
So, last night I went out, by mself to have a few beers. When I got to the bar there were a few wanna be mobsters or some shit there. they had cigars and brand, a lot of gold, etc. you get the pciture. So, anyway 3 smoking hot chicks come in and sit a few stools down. I was on the corner of the bar looking across at everyone. One chick kept texting and her friend saw I was doing the same. Apparently they were on a blind date to meet Tony. They asked if I was him...I said yes because thes bitches were smoking. Well, they kept texting anyway and it turns out they now know I was not Tony.......and guess where Tony was????? That's right in the rat pack wiht his boys!!!!

As soon as these chicks saw him they were basically like fuck off after a few moments because these guys were such sleeze bags. The girsl were really cuddling up to me and one in particular was really hitting it off with me. Afet maybe 15 or 20 minutes I went to piss and when I came back my stool was gone and there was a napkin on the bar in my place saying "fuck off homo."
I picked it up and read it and the girls looked at me and I asked who did this but they did not say...well....we all know who did. so i ignore it and after about another 20 minutes "tony" and his boys come over and step between me and the girl saying I needed to find another bar.

My response "Piss off" The fucking guy blows cigar smoke in my face. Now I am pissed. He grabs me by the shirt and fucking slaps me. I step back and we square off and the dude throws a fucking hay maker that I can see from about 3 blocks away. (I am a black belt) I watch him wind up and hammer him in the gut with a front kick. HE JUST DROPPED! I could not believe it. The dude layed on the flooor trying to breath and his boys help him out and he actually starts crying.

GUESS WHO GOT SOME PUSSY LAST NIGHT!!!!! :qt:
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It always turns some girls on when you kick another dude's ass. I don't know why.
 
Stryker1992 said:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME PUSSY LAST NIGHT!!!!! :qt:
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I'm gonna go ahead and play captain obvious and rule jh1 out.


Um... Lestat?


Wait, describe this pussy first. That should make it easier to guess.
 
Stryker1992 said:
So, last night I went out, by mself to have a few beers. When I got to the bar there were a few wanna be mobsters or some shit there. they had cigars and brand, a lot of gold, etc. you get the pciture. So, anyway 3 smoking hot chicks come in and sit a few stools down. I was on the corner of the bar looking across at everyone. One chick kept texting and her friend saw I was doing the same. Apparently they were on a blind date to meet Tony. They asked if I was him...I said yes because thes bitches were smoking. Well, they kept texting anyway and it turns out they now know I was not Tony.......and guess where Tony was????? That's right in the rat pack wiht his boys!!!!

As soon as these chicks saw him they were basically like fuck off after a few moments because these guys were such sleeze bags. The girsl were really cuddling up to me and one in particular was really hitting it off with me. Afet maybe 15 or 20 minutes I went to piss and when I came back my stool was gone and there was a napkin on the bar in my place saying "fuck off homo."
I picked it up and read it and the girls looked at me and I asked who did this but they did not say...well....we all know who did. so i ignore it and after about another 20 minutes "tony" and his boys come over and step between me and the girl saying I needed to find another bar.

My response "Piss off" The fucking guy blows cigar smoke in my face. Now I am pissed. He grabs me by the shirt and fucking slaps me. I step back and we square off and the dude throws a fucking hay maker that I can see from about 3 blocks away. (I am a black belt) I watch him wind up and hammer him in the gut with a front kick. HE JUST DROPPED! I could not believe it. The dude layed on the flooor trying to breath and his boys help him out and he actually starts crying.

GUESS WHO GOT SOME PUSSY LAST NIGHT!!!!! :qt:
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Beautiful story...Nicely done bor.. I fell asleep when I was reading today & I had a dream that the peeps on Ef all met up & went to a bar & we all got into a huge fight with random douche bags haha.
 
Stryker,


By reading your account of things. I think you handled the hole thing real well. From purposely misleading the chicks to make them think they where there to see YOU (brilliant! I would have done the same. Fuck it, why not?)
To ignoring the note, to giving the guy a chance to initiate physical contact before you used your skills, all the way to backing off right after the guy was neutralized... Most untrained peeps tend to over hit after the fight is long over...

Good man. Good story. Happy ending... Pun was intended.
 
^^ I am going to haymaker you if you don't correct that grievous insult around here.
 
AAP said:
^^ I am going to haymaker you if you don't correct that grievous insult around here.
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:)
 
being I usually wear a western belt when I kick someones ass, wtf is a front kick? Do you stand on the floor with one foot and drive forward with the other, OR jump up and do the little quick change "Hi Yahhh!" shit (and actually make the sound) or what?
Good one Stryke...
 
EF fight- One dude brazenly beats ass thru a combination of marial arts and juice, while a gaggle of hot girls ohhhs and ahhhs. Homey's friends, though outnumbering the "ass beater" 4 to 1, shy away in terror and beg for mercy.

Real life fight- The brazen dude get's jumped from behind by homey's buddies and has a bottle broken over his head. Ass beater crumples to the ground, the 4 thugs kick and punch him causing serious injury. The girls leave with the thugs.
 
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Moltke said:
EF fight- One dude brazenly beats ass thru a combination of skill and juice, while a gaggle of hot girls ohhhs and ahhhs. Homey's friends, though outnumbering the "ass beater" 4 to 1, shy away in terror and beg for mercy.

Real life fight- The brazen dude get's jumped from behind by homey's buddies and has a bottle broken over his head. Ass beater crumples to the ground, the 4 thugs kick and punch him causing serious injury. The girls leave with the thugs.
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No, NO! Stryke has ( what do the kids call it) "mad skills"! He's more like James Bond than what you givin' him credit for! Part he left off was he was wearin' a tuxedo and the Astin/Martin was just outside the door... and. AND, he had his first "menage' quatro" ( I don't know 4 in french, but I do Spanish). Hell, two of the hotties were already pullin' the 3rd ones thong over to the side for him to bang her on the bar when all this other shit happened to interupt him in the first place, shit! Dood has it goin' on I tell ya!!

But, he didn't slam the beautiful DR's wife at the Dr's house while she was groping hs cawk in the bathroom! Bish had her titts out and was showin him her thong and shit, begging him to give it to her hard! He must have been having an off night...
 
txbondsman said:
No, NO! Stryke has ( what do the kids call it) "mad skills"! He's more like James Bond than what you givin' him credit for! Part he left off was he was wearin' a tuxedo and the Astin/Martin was just outside the door... and. AND, he had his first "menage' quatro" ( I don't know 4 in french, but I do Spanish). Hell, two of the hotties were already pullin' the 3rd ones thong over to the side for him to bang her on the bar when all this other shit happened to interupt him in the first place, shit! Dood has it goin' on I tell ya!!

But, he didn't slam the beautiful DR's wife at the Dr's house while she was groping hs cawk in the bathroom! Bish had her titts out and was showin him her thong and shit, begging him to give it to her hard! He must have been having an off night...
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lol!
stryker seems like a good guy, i'm just busting balls
 
A real man could have disposed of all 4 thugs without having to take his cock of the hot girls mouth.
 
Moltke said:
EF fight- One dude brazenly beats ass thru a combination of marial arts and juice, while a gaggle of hot girls ohhhs and ahhhs. Homey's friends, though outnumbering the "ass beater" 4 to 1, shy away in terror and beg for mercy.

Real life fight- The brazen dude get's jumped from behind by homey's buddies and has a bottle broken over his head. Ass beater crumples to the ground, the 4 thugs kick and punch him causing serious injury. The girls leave with the thugs.
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lol!
 
txbondsman said:
No, NO! Stryke has ( what do the kids call it) "mad skills"! He's more like James Bond than what you givin' him credit for! Part he left off was he was wearin' a tuxedo and the Astin/Martin was just outside the door... and. AND, he had his first "menage' quatro" ( I don't know 4 in french, but I do Spanish). Hell, two of the hotties were already pullin' the 3rd ones thong over to the side for him to bang her on the bar when all this other shit happened to interupt him in the first place, shit! Dood has it goin' on I tell ya!!

But, he didn't slam the beautiful DR's wife at the Dr's house while she was groping hs cawk in the bathroom! Bish had her titts out and was showin him her thong and shit, begging him to give it to her hard! He must have been having an off night...
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You guys are all a bunch of pud pounders! LOL!

A front kick can be thrown with the front or rear leg. It is a straight kick, usually into the abdomen with the toes pulled back, hitting the target with the ball of the foot. I used my rear foot. It is my favorite shot besides a side kick.
 
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