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68GT350

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This email was just to cool not to share. All you single guys...Eat your hearts out!

"Hey baby,

You're probably really tired by the time you read this e-mail, but I thought I'd cheer you up a bit...

I just want you to know how much I love you... kissing you, wrapping my tongue around yours, kissing your neck, running my fingers through your hair, ... having your taste in my mouth after you leave and I'm lying in bed thinking of you ...

Pancakes tomorrow, can't wait ... :-))

'Boach's Girlfriend (edited)'

Sweet Dreams ... "


And she's hot! Yes, I know I know...I rock.
 
I'm in such deep poop if she finds out I posted this but it was just a great way to come home after a 13 hour graveyard shift.

Darktooth: ;) lol
 
i know you probably don't like me, and that you think i don't like you, and i know that by saying this that that will be more pronounced, but i hope you are prepared for the crash. When citrus was in love about 10 months ago everyone was screaming 'good for you', i was the only voice of reason who said 'in a few months when things go sour we'll still be here'. And they did, and he returned to BITCHS an even more bitter man.

Anyway, just keep your guard up and your standards low.

I sincerely hope things work out for you, but you never know.
 
68GT350 said:
This email was just to cool not to share. All you single guys...Eat your hearts out!




And she's hot! Yes, I know I know...I rock.

ok...my bad...this is what i really meant:

POST A PIC!!!!!

thanks,
j to da 2
 
nordstrom said:
i know you probably don't like me, and that you think i don't like you, and i know that by saying this that that will be more pronounced, but i hope you are prepared for the crash. When citrus was in love about 10 months ago everyone was screaming 'good for you', i was the only voice of reason who said 'in a few months when things go sour we'll still be here'. And they did, and he returned to BITCHS an even more bitter man.

Anyway, just keep your guard up and your standards low.

I sincerely hope things work out for you, but you never know.

You are a Negative Fuck! Wtf, why rain on his parade? Do you think that every single relationship is going to end in a few months? What chapter of the B.I.T.C.H.S. are you?
 
Drunken_Weasel said:


You are a Negative Fuck! Wtf, why rain on his parade? Do you think that every single relationship is going to end in a few months? What chapter of the B.I.T.C.H.S. are you?


LoL, B.I.T.C.H.S.
 
btw.. 68GT350, looks like you need to retract yourself for the moment from B.I.T.C.H.S., seems you are having a good time. That organization is such bullshit anyways.
 
dayum!!!!!!!!!! did EVERY guy on elite receive this email?:confused:
 
Drunken_Weasel said:


You are a Negative Fuck! Wtf, why rain on his parade? Do you think that every single relationship is going to end in a few months? What chapter of the B.I.T.C.H.S. are you?


it would be nice if things worked out perfectly. Failing that, it would be nice if this event didn't cause boach to come back to bitchs more bitter and hateful than when he left.

its naive to think that the possibility of a bad ending is impossible.
 
nordstrom said:



it would be nice if things worked out perfectly. Failing that, it would be nice if this event didn't cause boach to come back to bitchs more bitter and hateful than when he left.

its naive to think that the possibility of a bad ending is impossible.

I didn't say it was IMPOSSIBLE, but why does it have to be for sure? just let it happen..
 
This is what it should say;

'Hey baby,

You probably would have just untied yourself from the bedpost by the time you read this and your ass will look like the Japanese flag after i drilled you with that strap-on.

I just want you to know that i loved the choc top and can still taste myself after that ass to mouth you gave me.

Cream pie tomorrow?

Love, Boaches girlfriend'
 
I get no motherf'ing respect up in here. Am I gonna have to crack some skulls?!

Nordstrom, I'm not so sure if you like me or not, but you've done little to show that you don't NOT like me. I get the impression that you have it in for me. No biggie...I have not ill feelings towards you. Your words, however, are wise. I understand that she might one day fuck some dude and leave me high and dry but such is the nature of the game.

The fact is, my head is no longer in the sand. I can't stop her from cheating but I can change my ways so that I can not be taken advantage of. Our relationship is 50/50. I'm getting what I want and she is getting what she wants. We're just having fun. I won't lie--strong feelings are developing and for her, they already have, but I'm not stupid. I'm a B.I.T.C.H.S member for life, regardless of my social standing, be it single or dating. I can still recognize women for the evil, man-destroying demons that they can be! :)

BTW: there are a lot of naive people on this board. I'm not one of them. I don't hold grudges. If I come back to B.I.T.C.H.S full force, I won't be any more bitter than before.

Anyways, my girl is awesome. I wish you all find the same happiness. Rock on.
 
WHATS THE BIG DEAL??? THAT CAME FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I'VE HAD CHICKS THAT I WASNT EVEN WITH EMAIL ME STRAIGHT UP TELLING ME TO COME OVER TO FUCK THEM.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
WHATS THE BIG DEAL??? THAT CAME FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I'VE HAD CHICKS THAT I WASNT EVEN WITH EMAIL ME STRAIGHT UP TELLING ME TO COME OVER TO FUCK THEM.




KAYNE

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Hey, I say that's great Boachie. Frankly, I think it's the little things like that are just awesome. There's something to be said for a well placed email, card, or note. :)
 
Congrats, brother. It sounds like she is into you.

The trick is to keep playing your cards right and make her feel that way for years.

Of course, this invloves hiding your emotions sometimes and forcing yourself to spend time apart in order to maintain her longing for you, but it will be well worth it when she still sends you those letters/email 5 years from now.
 
what KAYNE said,

why post this, perhaps an effort to prove your not gay?
 
2Thick said:


Is this reply an effort to try to prove that you did not break your hand off in a freak ass fisting accident?

lol, you need to get your dick at of boachies ass.
 
2Thick said:


You seem to have a pattern of homophobic humor. A psychiatrist would diagnose that as a case of closet homosexuality.;)

I am really a 56 year old gay man, looking to pick up studs like you.

pm me
 
I am jealous of that email...

B True
 
68GT350 said:

Nordstrom, I'm not so sure if you like me or not, but you've done little to show that you don't NOT like me. I get the impression that you have it in for me. No biggie...I have not ill feelings towards you. Your words, however, are wise. I understand that she might one day fuck some dude and leave me high and dry but such is the nature of the game.

The fact is, my head is no longer in the sand. I can't stop her from cheating but I can change my ways so that I can not be taken advantage of. Our relationship is 50/50. I'm getting what I want and she is getting what she wants. We're just having fun. I won't lie--strong feelings are developing and for her, they already have, but I'm not stupid. I'm a B.I.T.C.H.S member for life, regardless of my social standing, be it single or dating. I can still recognize women for the evil, man-destroying demons that they can be! :)

BTW: there are a lot of naive people on this board. I'm not one of them. I don't hold grudges. If I come back to B.I.T.C.H.S full force, I won't be any more bitter than before.

Anyways, my girl is awesome. I wish you all find the same happiness. Rock on.


excellent.

As far as disliking people or having it in for you, i think the only people on EF i've ever tried to hurt were HighIntensity, and maybe KAYNE when we were into it. I am just sarcastic as hell, and most people don't know im just fucking around.
 
High Intensity:

I get accused of being gay almost every day. So does any co-worker of mine. You get a well dressed dude and everyone thinks you're taking it up the pooper. Funny thing is, none of us are single and we all have beautiful girlfriends. If being gay is being with a pretty girl and wearing nice clothes while making a good honest living while going to college, well....where do I sign up?

Nordstrom:

I figured that you weren't really pissed but I there just seemed to be an edge to your comments...Rather personal. I dont' let anything get to me, anymore. It is over the internet, afterall.

2Thick:

You've been encouraging from the get-go. Sounds like you really know your stuff when it comes to relationships. How about you? Do you have a Mrs. 2Thick? If not, you should.

BFold:

I thought you were with NighFly? I asked before but i didn't see a response. Did you two breakup? I'm sorry if that's so.
 
Congratulations boach, just go out and have fun.





BTW. Are you the one that really broke H.I.'s hand?

You can tell us, we want say a word.;)
 
big4life said:
Congratulations boach, just go out and have fun.





BTW. Are you the one that really broke H.I.'s hand?

You can tell us, we want say a word.;)

Guilty as charged. When fighting, I like to use "Hand on Face" technique. I let his hand hit my face and it shatters like glass.
 
nordstrom said:
its naive to think that the possibility of a bad ending is impossible.

It is also self defeating to assume that it will end badly without giving it a chance. You only get out of a relationship what you put into it. If you always keep your guard up, your partner will never truly know you...and how can they love you?
 
Gald to hear things are good,Boach. Best of luck to you and your girl. :)

Have you done anal yet?
 
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