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Hey want to go out and eat?
"Yeah, let's meet at 7"
Ok, where you want to meet?
"You pick and call me."
630...ring ring ring ring... no answer
645 ^^^
7 ^^^^
730 ^^^
eats and goes out. fuck him.
10 ring ring rign... no answer
1030 ^^^
11 ^^^^
1130 ^^^
1145 ring ring ring rin... (my phone)
Hello
"come get me."
Where are you?
"I don't know"
What do you mean?
"I don't know"
You don't know where you are?
"I don't know"
Look around what you see?
"I don't know"
Are you in a club?
"I don't know"
Are you in a bar?
"I don't know"
Are you in someone's home?
"I don't know"
Where's your car?
"I don't know"
Do you have your car key?
"I don't know"
Do you have your wallet?
"I don't know"
What do you mean you don't know.
"They are in my pants, my pants are gone"
Ok bitch are you really not wearing pants?
"No"
So where are you?
"I don't know"
Look around, what do you see?
"The beach"
Do you see a building? A hotel?
"Yes"
What is the name of it?
"I don't know"
Look at it, what does it say?
"I don't know"
Bitch it ain't written in chinese what the fuck it say?
"I don't know"
How am I going to help you if I don't know where you are?
"I don't know"
Ok, just sit down and I will be right there.
"Ok"
Now this was at 1130 when I told him I would be right there and I ain't left home yet. Man fuck him.
This is my houseguest. He overstayed his damn welcome last week and I wasn't able to hit him with chemical diarrhea to keep him in the house this weekend. (shut up stiletto).
So he goes out in his rental car, at 430PM, drinks for 7 hours straight, gets blotto drunk and gives the keys to someone who then rolls him out of his shorts for his wallet too.
He is supposingly - and I stress that word - on his way back now with a cab driver that i have to pay.
"Yeah, let's meet at 7"
Ok, where you want to meet?
"You pick and call me."
630...ring ring ring ring... no answer
645 ^^^
7 ^^^^
730 ^^^
eats and goes out. fuck him.
10 ring ring rign... no answer
1030 ^^^
11 ^^^^
1130 ^^^
1145 ring ring ring rin... (my phone)
Hello
"come get me."
Where are you?
"I don't know"
What do you mean?
"I don't know"
You don't know where you are?
"I don't know"
Look around what you see?
"I don't know"
Are you in a club?
"I don't know"
Are you in a bar?
"I don't know"
Are you in someone's home?
"I don't know"
Where's your car?
"I don't know"
Do you have your car key?
"I don't know"
Do you have your wallet?
"I don't know"
What do you mean you don't know.
"They are in my pants, my pants are gone"
Ok bitch are you really not wearing pants?
"No"
So where are you?
"I don't know"
Look around, what do you see?
"The beach"
Do you see a building? A hotel?
"Yes"
What is the name of it?
"I don't know"
Look at it, what does it say?
"I don't know"
Bitch it ain't written in chinese what the fuck it say?
"I don't know"
How am I going to help you if I don't know where you are?
"I don't know"
Ok, just sit down and I will be right there.
"Ok"
Now this was at 1130 when I told him I would be right there and I ain't left home yet. Man fuck him.
This is my houseguest. He overstayed his damn welcome last week and I wasn't able to hit him with chemical diarrhea to keep him in the house this weekend. (shut up stiletto).
So he goes out in his rental car, at 430PM, drinks for 7 hours straight, gets blotto drunk and gives the keys to someone who then rolls him out of his shorts for his wallet too.
He is supposingly - and I stress that word - on his way back now with a cab driver that i have to pay.
