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KillahBee

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I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
 
Georgia is coastal, Guido...and chicks there fuck like rabbits cuz they're either from somewhere else or they're desperate to break out of the bible belt upbringing.
 
Dial_tone said:
Georgia is coastal, Guido...and chicks there fuck like rabbits cuz they're either from somewhere else or they're desperate to break out of the bible belt upbringing.
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a) i figured you complete morons were intelligent enough to know what I meant by coastal...should've known

b) one of my best friends is a bible prude straight from ATL. so there goes your theory (if we're gonna generalize here)
 
KillahBee said:
a) i figured you complete morons were intelligent enough to know what I meant by coastal...should've known

b) one of my best friends is a bible prude straight from ATL. so there goes your theory (if we're gonna generalize here)
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Have u ever had to go to Kansas City for any reason? Nothing but whores in KC. Well, except me.:verygood:
 
KB isn't the first guido who thought there was no life between NYC and LA
 
Ive lived all over the fuckin place and the hottest easiest ass (out side of the latin community in miami) is Houston Texas a couple vodkas and some whitty lines those hoes drop like bowling pins.
 
KillahBee said:
a) i figured you complete morons were intelligent enough to know what I meant by coastal...should've known
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You're probably one of those unsufferable douches who constantly attempt to argue the "correct" definitions to generic regional terms like coastal, tri-state area, etc.

God, you people need to shut the fuck up and die in a fire.




:cow:
 
samoth said:
You're probably one of those unsufferable douches who constantly attempt to argue the "correct" definitions to generic regional terms like coastal, tri-state area, etc.

God, you people need to shut the fuck up and die in a fire.




:cow:
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I don't need to argue - I am correct in all I say and do. When you wake up and realize this every day of your life (without needing to prove it, which is a clear sign of weakness and approval seeking), life is quite lovely. :stilleto: (titties is nice(
 
KillahBee said:
I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
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I bet you never considered the amount of Penicillin shots and Valtrex you'd require either.
 
KillahBee said:
I don't need to argue - I am correct in all I say and do. When you wake up and realize this every day of your life (without needing to prove it, which is a clear sign of weakness and approval seeking), life is quite lovely. :stilleto: (titties is nice(
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Are. Are nice. Generally plural.

DIAF



:cow:
 
KillahBee said:
I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
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umm... having sex in youth camp is part of passage... oops, cat's out of the bag, sorry you didn't know about that..
 
shrimp poboy said:
Ive lived all over the fuckin place and the hottest easiest ass (out side of the latin community in miami) is Houston Texas a couple vodkas and some whitty lines those hoes drop like bowling pins.
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nope, colorado... mostly springs area...

all you need is your own teeth, and a car.. hell you don't even have to buy them a moon pie and an RC cola until after you have sex with them.. and then only if they have enough money with them to buy you one too..

good times..
 
KillahBee said:
I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
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You were in Columbus and couldn't close the deal? I spent five years at OSU and was never cock blocked by jesus.:)
 
myway said:
My dad grew up in NYC and he thought there were REALLY cows in kansas city before he moved here. He thought it was like on the Wizard of Oz,lol.
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Well, there ARE cattle in Kansas City, at the stockyard.
 
samoth said:
You're probably one of those unsufferable douches who constantly attempt to argue the "correct" definitions to generic regional terms like coastal, tri-state area, etc.

God, you people need to shut the fuck up and die in a fire.




:cow:
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he does. one time he tried to tell me that where i lived in Montgomery County MD was not considered "Metro DC"
 
KillahBee said:
I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
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meh. . .i always enjoyed the chase. . .i've always appreciated things that i had too work for a LOT more than shit that just landed in my lap. . .that said, if not for the looser-women of the world, i probably wouldn't have gotten laid until my wedding night. . .there will always be a soft spot in my heart for a girl that will give up the cookie just because you have a nice smile :FRlol:
 
KillahBee said:
I'm all up in ohio and was trying to be all up in this little short cutie pie Ohio State undergrad (soccer body without the butchness) when her friend pulled me over and he's like "dude, trust me, it ain't worth it. chick is uber conservative".

that shit ain't exactly uncommon in the middle part of America (e.g. anything west of NYC and east of LA). I literally never even had to consider this as an option when gaming chicks most of my life. must have sucked to grow up in like fucking georgia and have to basically toss out part of the vaginal population cause they were godfuckers.

gross
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"Are you just saying that cuz you wanna date me? NICE TRY! Get to the back of the line"

r
 
the key is developing an eagle eye for the girls you can tell right after meeting them, want the cack.

While the other 95% of creeps are groaping at the hottest chick in the bar, then spend hours of game competing to outdue the last social values of the 20+ stud dudes she's had before plus her current BF. Especially if you're visiting a college, who gives a damn bout one poo butt, just keep it movin and find the next target, there's only 5,000+. Coed prude/slutness all the same from my experience, only thing that changes is the standards of hottness
 
Being on Facebook has reminded me just how different the Bible belt is. Throughout the day a significant portion of my southern friends quote bible scripture and thank Jebus for whatever happened ten minutes ago. My West coast heathens - religion is only mentioned during emotional tirades....., i.e. God damn it!
 
Dial_tone said:
Being on Facebook has reminded me just how different the Bible belt is. Throughout the day a significant portion of my southern friends quote bible scripture and thank Jebus for whatever happened ten minutes ago. My West coast heathens - religion is only mentioned during emotional tirades....., i.e. God damn it!
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that's because the bible belt is still used to teach children the correct path of obedience..

In cali, it's taught "Now johnny, anything you want to do is ok, even if it hurts others, so long as you are happy"..

that's the difference..
 
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