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Buddy_Christ
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well, at least not a nice shiny new(er) one.
mother fucking god damn piece of fucking shit cocksucking rat bastard scumhole faggot asswad cumstain shit eating bank, after a mother fucking MONTH, denied our loan for a car.
a month you say?
yeah, a mother fucking MONTH!
we bought the car, signed the paperwork, and after a god damn fucking MONTH the bank came back and said "no co-signer, no loan." we've both got shitty credit. actually, her's is in the low 600s, mine is probably in the mid 500s, i've got slow/no credit. well, kind of fucking hard to build up your credit when no one will give you a mother fucking chance.
so the end of last week, the Stealership calls up and says "the bank is having a problem with the loan, they want a cosigner." we told the bank we don't have a co-signer. fucking christ, she's 28, i'm 27, what the mother fucking fuck am i supposed to do?! "Dad, can you hold my hand and co-sign a loan for me?" i've had loans before, but it's been a while.
SO, they say "we'll try another bank." we're like, WTF you fucking shitbags?! it's been a god damn month!
so they call on Saturday and say "we can't find another bank, but we're trying. just wait til next week." we're like, you fucking asswads can lick my fucking balls you fucking pieces of shit. didn't say that, but we wanted to.
so Monday, she calls the Stealership while i'm at school, and they said the finance manager was out sick, and we had only been dealing with his secretary anyway. so she's like, ok, so WTF are we supposed to do?! she says "well, just sit tight til later on in the week, we'll figure something out."
a few hours later, i had her call the Stealership and tell them we pretty much know we're not going to get a loan, so fuck it like a raped ape, we're going to bring the car back wednesday and we WILL get our downpayment back (you bet your mother fucking ass i'm getting that back, that's fucking $1600!). the chick says "well, don't give up hope yet" and she said "whatever, we'll bring the car back on Wednesday." chick tells her that they're still trying to get a loan, and to call back after 10am today.
well, she called today, chick says "sorry, we can't do anything." she said ok, well, have our downpayment ready and we'll be in Wednesday.
Stealership is an hour and a half drive. we're going down after she gets off work tomorrow and my eye doc appointment is over with. gonna call right before we leave and verify that EVERYTHING is ready to be signed and our downpayment check is ready to go, because if it's not, i'm gonna get more than a little bit mouthy.
so am i mother fucking pissed? hell yeah.
so what happens now?
well, luckily we didn't sell the Blazer yet. so now i can take a few hundred from our downpayment and put it into the parts it needs to pass inspection. goodbye 32-38mpg, hello 14-16mpg.
goodbye nice new shiny car with a 5spd, sunroof, cold ass AC, clean inside and out, no rust, and low miles (almost 22K on a 2003 Civic EX).
hello rusted out mother fucking piece of shit 91 S-10 blazer with 169K miles, rusting to fucking pieces, paint faded into 4 different fucking colors, spare tire rack busted, rear suspension sagging, automatic, puff of smoke when it's started, leaking oil, leaking antifreeze...the fucking list goes on and fucking on.
am i pissed? in most ways, yes. in some ways, no. between car payment and insurance we'll save $400 or so a month now, less once you factor in i'll be using 3x as much gas again, but oh fucking well i fucking guess. shit mother fucking happens.
i can't ever fucking win. not mother fucking once. i can't fucking win. shit seems to be going fucking good, then it all fucking crashes again. every single mother fucking time. it never god damn fucking ends. ever.
and no, i'm not being hard on myself, this is my fucking life. if it wasn't for the kids, i'd just move into a fucking box on the street. at least they give me some joy in life.
i can see the gym from the window (i'm in the library) and i'm not going today. just don't feel up to it now. yeah, i'm pissed, but i'm also depressed.
i think i'm gonna go out and buy an AK-47 tomorrow.
mother fucking god damn piece of fucking shit cocksucking rat bastard scumhole faggot asswad cumstain shit eating bank, after a mother fucking MONTH, denied our loan for a car.
a month you say?
yeah, a mother fucking MONTH!
we bought the car, signed the paperwork, and after a god damn fucking MONTH the bank came back and said "no co-signer, no loan." we've both got shitty credit. actually, her's is in the low 600s, mine is probably in the mid 500s, i've got slow/no credit. well, kind of fucking hard to build up your credit when no one will give you a mother fucking chance.
so the end of last week, the Stealership calls up and says "the bank is having a problem with the loan, they want a cosigner." we told the bank we don't have a co-signer. fucking christ, she's 28, i'm 27, what the mother fucking fuck am i supposed to do?! "Dad, can you hold my hand and co-sign a loan for me?" i've had loans before, but it's been a while.
SO, they say "we'll try another bank." we're like, WTF you fucking shitbags?! it's been a god damn month!
so they call on Saturday and say "we can't find another bank, but we're trying. just wait til next week." we're like, you fucking asswads can lick my fucking balls you fucking pieces of shit. didn't say that, but we wanted to.
so Monday, she calls the Stealership while i'm at school, and they said the finance manager was out sick, and we had only been dealing with his secretary anyway. so she's like, ok, so WTF are we supposed to do?! she says "well, just sit tight til later on in the week, we'll figure something out."
a few hours later, i had her call the Stealership and tell them we pretty much know we're not going to get a loan, so fuck it like a raped ape, we're going to bring the car back wednesday and we WILL get our downpayment back (you bet your mother fucking ass i'm getting that back, that's fucking $1600!). the chick says "well, don't give up hope yet" and she said "whatever, we'll bring the car back on Wednesday." chick tells her that they're still trying to get a loan, and to call back after 10am today.
well, she called today, chick says "sorry, we can't do anything." she said ok, well, have our downpayment ready and we'll be in Wednesday.
Stealership is an hour and a half drive. we're going down after she gets off work tomorrow and my eye doc appointment is over with. gonna call right before we leave and verify that EVERYTHING is ready to be signed and our downpayment check is ready to go, because if it's not, i'm gonna get more than a little bit mouthy.
so am i mother fucking pissed? hell yeah.
so what happens now?
well, luckily we didn't sell the Blazer yet. so now i can take a few hundred from our downpayment and put it into the parts it needs to pass inspection. goodbye 32-38mpg, hello 14-16mpg.
goodbye nice new shiny car with a 5spd, sunroof, cold ass AC, clean inside and out, no rust, and low miles (almost 22K on a 2003 Civic EX).
hello rusted out mother fucking piece of shit 91 S-10 blazer with 169K miles, rusting to fucking pieces, paint faded into 4 different fucking colors, spare tire rack busted, rear suspension sagging, automatic, puff of smoke when it's started, leaking oil, leaking antifreeze...the fucking list goes on and fucking on.
am i pissed? in most ways, yes. in some ways, no. between car payment and insurance we'll save $400 or so a month now, less once you factor in i'll be using 3x as much gas again, but oh fucking well i fucking guess. shit mother fucking happens.
i can't ever fucking win. not mother fucking once. i can't fucking win. shit seems to be going fucking good, then it all fucking crashes again. every single mother fucking time. it never god damn fucking ends. ever.
and no, i'm not being hard on myself, this is my fucking life. if it wasn't for the kids, i'd just move into a fucking box on the street. at least they give me some joy in life.
i can see the gym from the window (i'm in the library) and i'm not going today. just don't feel up to it now. yeah, i'm pissed, but i'm also depressed.
i think i'm gonna go out and buy an AK-47 tomorrow.
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